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[matt] Posted - 12/23/2023 : 12:06:19


He's dead?! Jesus Christ!

Wishing all my FWTO pals a Christmas filled with festive spirits.



Gold, frankincense and murder.

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TitanPa Posted - 12/30/2023 : 03:00:36
Yeah I guess an abortion was in bad taste lol
[matt] Posted - 12/29/2023 : 23:48:19

Second again?! Jesus Christ!

Mguy � thanks for being so clear with your clarifications.
Cheese_Ed Posted - 12/29/2023 : 22:51:55
Thanks

Only a couple left before 1000, hopefully we can get some momentum going with the first contest of 2024...

BRB!
lemmycaution Posted - 12/29/2023 : 19:00:19
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Originally posted by MguyX

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Originally posted by Cheese_Ed
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As long as your previous entries did not win, no reason why you can't use them again!

I posted my anus entry in the Avatar contest no fewer than a dozen times before it finally won.

Wait a minute: it was not my anus nor entry of my anus -- it was my entry of an anus. Wait, I was not entering the anus, nobody was. There was no anal entry, but I entered a picture of an anus. No, I did not enter the picture of the anus nor was there any picture entering by anyone; it was an anus; I entered it. Wait, my picture of an anus was my entry in the Avatar Contest no fewer than a dozen times. *Phew*

Anyway, better late than never:

Jesus, "Cut!" then "Action!"



A "fundament"ally strange post.
lemmycaution Posted - 12/29/2023 : 18:51:35
Jesus Christ has now been obituarised.

Voting has now closed and the votes counted, 4 entries and 4 voters

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In third place with a total of 6 points (321)
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Creched to death - lemmycaution
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In second place with a total of 7 points (322)
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Gold, frankincense and murder. - [matt]
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And the winner, with a total of 8 points (332)
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Please be upstanding
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Make some noise people
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For this week's worthy winner
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Nailed on a crosswalk. - Cheese Ed
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Congratulations to Cheese Ed for picking up his 153rd
FWTO win.


You are now free to post any alternative FWTOs you may have.






MguyXXV Posted - 12/29/2023 : 06:30:36
quote:
Originally posted by Cheese_Ed
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As long as your previous entries did not win, no reason why you can't use them again!

I posted my anus entry in the Avatar contest no fewer than a dozen times before it finally won.

Wait a minute: it was not my anus nor entry of my anus -- it was my entry of an anus. Wait, I was not entering the anus, nobody was. There was no anal entry, but I entered a picture of an anus. No, I did not enter the picture of the anus nor was there any picture entering by anyone; it was an anus; I entered it. Wait, my picture of an anus was my entry in the Avatar Contest no fewer than a dozen times. *Phew*

Anyway, better late than never:

Jesus, "Cut!" then "Action!"
TitanPa Posted - 12/28/2023 : 04:40:14
I voted for Superstars
[matt] Posted - 12/27/2023 : 22:07:39

I�m hoping the lack of entrants is just because people have been busy with Christmas and not due to the choice of victim� Perhaps a little too tasteless for some? Apologies if anyone was offended!
lemmycaution Posted - 12/27/2023 : 18:56:27


Voting closes 9.00pm Wednesday FWFR time. Votes might not get counted until 9.00pm Thursday FWFR time
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Jesus Christ
FWTOs so far:

Gold, frankincense and murder. - [matt]
Mary did you veto? - TitanPa
Creched to death - lemmycaution
Nailed on a crosswalk. - Cheese Ed





















Cheese_Ed Posted - 12/24/2023 : 18:50:45
Nailed on a crosswalk.
Cheese_Ed Posted - 12/24/2023 : 16:31:51
quote:
Originally posted by [matt]


Ah! High-five to myself from ten years ago!

Nothing wrong with reusing an old entry if it�s your own.

Totally happy to change the theme though, if you guys would prefer? The other one I considered was �Christmas Songs�.




I'm good with this theme, many ways to go with Jesus besides Christmas stuff.

As long as your previous entries did not win, no reason why you can't use them again!
[matt] Posted - 12/23/2023 : 23:29:03

Ah! High-five to myself from ten years ago!

Nothing wrong with reusing an old entry if it�s your own.

Totally happy to change the theme though, if you guys would prefer? The other one I considered was �Christmas Songs�.
lemmycaution Posted - 12/23/2023 : 21:47:04

Creched to death
TitanPa Posted - 12/23/2023 : 20:44:57
Mary did you veto?
TitanPa Posted - 12/23/2023 : 20:28:52
quote:
Originally posted by [matt]



He's dead?! Jesus Christ!

Wishing all my FWTO pals a Christmas filled with festive spirits.



Gold, frankincense and murder.






Hey Matt. You used that already and it placed 2nd. Careful people, not to overlap with #479 - Christmas.
There�s one that I can�t even use.

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