| T O P I C R E V I E W |
| Corduroy Pillow |
Posted - 10/04/2007 : 01:05:52
This week, the challenge is to write a four-word tasteless obituary for a vegetable.
My entry:
 Gourd riddance. |
| 15 L A T E S T R E P L I E S (Newest First) |
| Whippersnapper. |
Posted - 10/11/2007 : 00:50:49
And that shallot! |
| thefoxboy |
Posted - 10/10/2007 : 23:21:36
Thanks all , a new victim when I think of one...soon I hope.  |
| thefoxboy |
Posted - 10/10/2007 : 23:17:32
Where will body turnip?
Cauliflowers on the grave.
Rutabagged
Canned Corn.
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3rd place, as voted by you with a total of 12 votes
Lettuce bow our heads - Cheese_Ed
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Here today, gone Tomato - CankleFetish
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2nd best death, as voted by you with 19 votes
R.I.Peas.- MisterBadIdea
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The winner with a vote breakdown of 3332222111
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Make some noise people.
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thefoxboy with Artichoked
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Congratulations thefoxboy for picking up your 16th FWTO win,well done. Time to get up here and give us a few words then choose the next victim. Make sure it's NOT someone that we had laid to rest in previous rounds.
You are now free to post any alternative FWTOs you may have. |
| turrell |
Posted - 10/10/2007 : 16:46:48
vote ala veggie compote |
| w22dheartlivie |
Posted - 10/10/2007 : 10:09:41
Best veggies picked and processed |
| TitanPa |
Posted - 10/10/2007 : 03:59:04
Canned my votes |
| thefoxboy |
Posted - 10/10/2007 : 00:07:12
Voting closes 9pm Wednesday FWFR time.
You must vote on FWTO's in this list.
Send me a PM with your votes.
Entrant Rules- No more than FOUR words.
- Use inspiration from any source, but it must be related to the subject.
- Winning FWTOs from previous rounds cannot be used again.
- Entries are welcome from any FWFR members.
Only one entry per person as per The Blevins Rule.
You can only post your alternatives after the results have been announced.
If you want an idea of what type of FWTO wins, click here to see the previous winners list
You do not have to enter an FWTO to vote. Vote away. It'll be like a lurker vote!
Before sending votes, please read the Rules on voting.
Voting is as follows:
3 points Tom
2 points Dick
1 point Harry
not
1) Tom
2) Dick
3) Harry
So please don't confuse the Tally Girls as they will not know if Tom gets 1 vote or Tom is your favourite for 3 votes.
Your votes will only be counted if sent in the 3,2,1 format.
Any votes received that the 6 votes are spread out like 2,2,2 or 3,1,1,1 etc will not be counted.
The 3 vote non voting penalty will also apply.
Don't be a Tosser and forget to vote!
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Vegetable deaths so far.....
Gourd riddance. - Corduroy Pillow
R.I.Peas. - MisterBadIdea
Vegetable unplugged. - Se�n
Squashed. - Stalean
Fava bean flavored. - rockfsh
Artichoked. - thefoxboy
Lettuce bow our heads. - Cheese_Ed
Cooked Veggies. - Ali
Mr. Potato Head mashed. - wildhartlivie
Heart beets no more. - Falken
Carrot! - ChocolateLady
Eggplanted. - TitanPa
Tomato tagged. - Animal Mutha
Beet, red. - Turrell
Cress fallen. - lemmycaution
Mangled Tout. - Chris C
Here today, gone Tomato. - CankleFetish
Garden Rocket misfires. - Koli
Mushroom in that coffin? - Whippersnapper
Bunch of has-beans. - R o � k G o 7 f
The Late Pumpkin. - Phronetic Man |
| MisterBadIdea |
Posted - 10/10/2007 : 00:03:58
quote:
Originally posted by Animal Mutha
Votatoed
Win. |
| Animal Mutha |
Posted - 10/09/2007 : 23:20:06
Votatoed |
| Chris C |
Posted - 10/09/2007 : 22:48:19
Sowed my votes. |
| Koli |
Posted - 10/09/2007 : 19:55:38
Decided to leave my votes with thefoxboy. |
| Stalean |
Posted - 10/09/2007 : 15:43:15
Yes, it took every kernel of my being to whittle down the competition, but I was cool as a cucumber. I can't say that I know my onions very well, but I'm no pea-brain either. My votes may not amount to a hill of beans, so I may end up being beet red when the competition goes to seed. |
| RockGolf |
Posted - 10/09/2007 : 14:58:24
Voted. Perhaps this week it should be called the Four Word Tasty Obituary.
Quite a good, erm, crop this time.
Sorry for the pun. It was kind of corny.
Dammit! |
| MisterBadIdea |
Posted - 10/09/2007 : 14:24:06
I voted.
This week's viewing: Pumpkin
Thoughts: This is a really mean, really dumb satire where Christina Ricci falls in love with a retarded kid. It's full of shallow, one-note caricatures where everyone is either a retard, an asshole, or in the case of the filmmakers, both. If I could have found a copy of Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, we wouldn't even be having this conversation. |
| lemmycaution |
Posted - 10/09/2007 : 14:00:58
No pesticides or chemical fertilizers used in the casting of my votes. |
