| T O P I C R E V I E W |
| Montgomery |
Posted - 03/01/2007 : 15:57:25
So, unless Cheese_Ed jumps in and tells me this movie has been done.
(LONG PAUSE) How about we spend a little time with Mr. Orange and Brown and White and all the rest of that crayon box.
Here are the rules.
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Abbreviated rules borrowed from here to encourage some new entrants ....(thanks Bife)
The Rules
The first line of a haiku poem has five syllables.
The second line of a haiku poem has seven syllables.
The third, and final, line of a haiku poem has five syllables.
The Movie Haiku Contest (MHC) is open to every member of the FWFR site.
To enter, all you have to do is think of a Haiku for the current movie, then post into the current thread. Simple as that. Also, haikus may be risque, but nothing explicit please.
Only one entry per person as per The Blevins Rule. However, you are allowed to edit your existing entry until 9pm Tuesday FWFR time. *
Voting.
If you have entered the MHC, then you have to vote. If you do not vote, you'll lose 3 points from your total. This could mean the difference between the adoration and envy of your fellow Fwiffers or being the feckless butt of our jokes!
You do not have to enter an MHC to vote. Vote away. It'll be like a lurker vote!
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For each round, you get to vote for your three favourite MHC. The voting is as follows:
3 pts fwfrer a
2 pts fwfr b
1 pt fwfr c
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You cannot vote for yourself.
You can vote for the previous winner
You vote by sending Sludge, whose life is deeply enriched by the experience, your votes in a PM (Private Message).
You may vote only once.
When the voting deadline ends (9pm Thursday of next week FWFR time), the votes are tallied and the top three places are announced.--
Depart from them at your own peril.
And remember, Mr. Purple is on a different heist.
EM :)
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| Beanmimo |
Posted - 03/11/2007 : 14:09:56
Deeply honoured to be chosen as top of the Haiku pops
And yes it's my first win EVER !!
And a big hand to all my fellow haikuists for the race!!
will post new contest tomorrow!! |
| Montgomery |
Posted - 03/10/2007 : 16:19:59
Sorry about the confusion. As you can tell, I didn't read the rules (as, I don't feel rules ever really apply to me.  ).
But, that's cool. We figured it out and we move on.
Not so for the characters in Reservoir Dogs.
But, Sludge has tallied and sent the results to me. (Thank you, Sludge) And thank you Whipper for setting the haikus all together for me earlier. I really am useless as the keeper of the haiku contest. Let's hope the next person does better. 
Okie Dokie.
RESULTS for Movie Haiku #50: Reservoir Dogs
Third favorite Reservoir Dogs haiku, with
7 points
. . . Nope, it's not Mr. Pink. He ran away and got shot outside. (Or didn't. There's debate about this one.)
Congratulations -
mampers (3 2 2)
Second favorite Reservoir Dogs haiku, with
8 points
No, it's not Mr. Orange. He was gut shot and bled all over a storeroom floor, while trying to convince Mr. White he wasn't the snitch. (Spoiler -- He was!)
Monty (3 3 2)
First prize
with 9 points
And bragging rights until the next haiku.
Let's see your best Michael Madsen dance to "Stuck in the middle", while slicing off a cop's ear.
I think it's his first win, too.
So, give it up for . . .
 BEANMIMO
(vote breakdown of 3 3 2 1)
orange bleeds in car
kietel finds he is stuck in
the middle again.
You've won...
Speech!
Beanmimo, please select a film for Movie Haiku #51. Make sure it
was NOT a film from
previous
rounds.
EVERYONE, you are now free to post any alternative Haiku you may have. Or free prose, if you're RedPen. 
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| Sludge |
Posted - 03/10/2007 : 15:43:28
Funny! I'd prefer it that way too, but as I read the repaste of the rules I thought it was still on me to do this. Honest mistake, but I think that's the reason I was receiving the votes.
From now on, people can take this on by changing the following line when posting the rules:
You vote by sending Sludge, whose life is deeply enriched by the experience, your votes in a PM (Private Message).
For the next round, I request that this round's winner please change "Sludge" to "your host (me)" if you are willing to tally the votes.
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Okay, I've tallied and sent results to Monty and she'll announce.
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| Montgomery |
Posted - 03/09/2007 : 16:00:51
quote:
Originally posted by BaftaBabe
quote:
Originally posted by Sludge
I've heard from
Sludge
Bean
Whipper
Have not received votes from
Monty
Bafta
Mampers
Uhm ... I thought we voted with the person who does the original post ... sorry. Will PM you pronto.
I thought so, too. And was ready to do my duty. But, if Sludge wants to do it, that's cool beans by me.
I had forwarded on your votes, Baft.
EM :) |
| BaftaBaby |
Posted - 03/08/2007 : 22:02:03
quote:
Originally posted by Sludge
I've heard from
Sludge
Bean
Whipper
Have not received votes from
Monty
Bafta
Mampers
Uhm ... I thought we voted with the person who does the original post ... sorry. Will PM you pronto.
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| Montgomery |
Posted - 03/08/2007 : 21:57:00
I voted and tipped generously.
EM :) |
| mampers11 |
Posted - 03/08/2007 : 21:24:12
Looks like my haiku was wrongly posted. Here is an updated vote. Hope it does not affect voting.
Sunglasses and suits.
Bloody Mexican standoff.
Diamonds. MacGuffin.
Mampers
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| Sludge |
Posted - 03/08/2007 : 21:16:24
I've heard from
Sludge
Bean
Whipper
Have not received votes from
Monty
Bafta
Mampers |
| BaftaBaby |
Posted - 03/08/2007 : 08:45:33
quote:
Originally posted by Whippersnapper
Montgomery:
Obscure Virgin song
explained. Blonde cuts a rug, ear.
Mr. Pink won't tip.
BaftaBabe:
Colourful gunmen
With not a bark between 'em
Bloody up the hood.
Whippersnapper:
Tarantino screams
"It's my way or the highway!
Whose turn to be Pink?"
Beanmimo:
orange bleeds in car
kietel finds he is stuck in
the middle again.
Sludge:
It is sort of like
The Matrix. Ev'rybody
wonders who's The One.
Mampers:
Sunglasses and suits.
Bloody Mexican standoff.
All over some diamonds.
WHY DO I HAVE TO BE MISTER PINK 
PS Thanks, Whippy 
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| Whippersnapper. |
Posted - 03/08/2007 : 07:24:50
Montgomery:
Obscure Virgin song
explained. Blonde cuts a rug, ear.
Mr. Pink won't tip.
BaftaBabe:
Colourful gunmen
With not a bark between 'em
Bloody up the hood.
Whippersnapper:
Tarantino screams
"It's my way or the highway!
Whose turn to be Pink?"
Beanmimo:
orange bleeds in car
kietel finds he is stuck in
the middle again.
Sludge:
It is sort of like
The Matrix. Ev'rybody
wonders who's The One.
Mampers:
Sunglasses and suits.
Bloody Mexican standoff.
All over some diamonds. |
| Montgomery |
Posted - 03/08/2007 : 04:46:23
Okay, let's get this caper wrapped up.
Vote to me by PM. Bafta already has. 
If someone wants to put all the haikus together, like I've seen done in other haiku threads, that would be great. I don't know how to do it, without writing them all out and then retyping them. And I'm too lazy to do that. Sorry. It's late here. Night all.
EM :)
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| Whippersnapper. |
Posted - 03/06/2007 : 14:51:12
There is no excuse
for saying you have voted in
another haiku.
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| Beanmimo |
Posted - 03/06/2007 : 14:21:51
Moved by your haikus
my fingertips to keyboard
I motor voted. |
| mampers11 |
Posted - 03/05/2007 : 18:58:31
quote:
Originally posted by mampers7
Sunglasses and suits.
Bloody Mexican standoff.
All over some diamonds.
PM me if that haiku is wrong
Mampers
Sunglasses and suits.
Bloody Mexican standoff.
Diamonds. Macguffin.
Sunglasses and suits.
Bloody Mexican standoff.
Diamonds. MacGuffin.
Done and done people.
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| Whippersnapper. |
Posted - 03/03/2007 : 16:47:17
quote:
Originally posted by redPen
Quentin Tarantino is "Mr. Shit."
Perfect!
(Sorry, I'm a prose poet. Despise haikus, to be perfectly honest. Tarantino, too!)
Finish your drink, get on your horse and ride on outta town mister.
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