| T O P I C R E V I E W |
| MguyXXV |
Posted - 10/01/2008 : 23:13:58
Training Day
Abbreviated rules borrowed from here to encourage some new entrants ....
The Rules
The first line of a haiku poem has five syllables.
The second line has seven syllables.
The third, and final, line has five syllables.
The Movie Haiku Contest (MHC) is open to every member of the FWFR site.
To enter, all you have to do is think of a Haiku for the current movie, then post into the current thread. Simple as that. Also, haikus may be risque, but nothing explicit please.
Only one entry per person as per The Blevins Rule. However, you are allowed to edit your existing entry until 9pm Tuesday FWFR time. *
Voting.
If you have entered the MHC, then you have to vote. If you do not vote, you'll lose 3 points from your total, even if you are Sludge and its your birthday. This could mean the difference between the adoration and envy of your fellow Fwiffers or being the feckless butt of our jokes!
You do not have to enter an MHC to vote. Vote away. It'll be like a lurker vote!
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For each round, you get to vote for your three favourite haikus. The voting is as follows:
3 pts fwfr a
2 pts fwfr b
1 pt fwfr c
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You may vote only once
You cannot vote for yourself.
You can vote for the previous winner
You vote by sending me your votes in a PM (Private Message) HERE, to Me.
When the voting deadline ends (9pm Wednesday 08OCT FWFR time), the votes are tallied and the top three places are announced. |
| 15 L A T E S T R E P L I E S (Newest First) |
| MguyXXV |
Posted - 10/08/2008 : 19:02:01
YOW! Thanks fellas! |
| MguyXXV |
Posted - 10/08/2008 : 18:59:58
quote:
Originally posted by BaftaBabe
quote:
Originally posted by MguyX
One green guy's vote needed. 
Oops! Actually, I see that the polls have closed. Given that Sludge's vote could cause a tie for 1st place and could change the second and third placers, I'm going to leave this open for a couple of hours while I go do my CrossFit thing for the day.
HURRY UP SLUDGIE!
I thought the polls were open till 9PM FWFR time? Sludgie's got nearly FOUR MORE HOURS 
Uhm -- what's CrossFit ... only tell me if it's not going to make me feel guilty for not exercising  
Time: it's relative, isn't it?
If you want to see yours truly doing one of his CrossFit routines, click here ("truly" is the dark fella in the beginning).
Yeah, it's gonna make you feel guilty. 
On to the rogues' gallery.
I read the paper. It's 90 per cent bullshit, but it's entertaining. That's why I read it, because it entertains me. You won't let me read it, so you entertain me with your bullshit. Tell me a story, right now....
Well, since the Rolling Stones said that every cop is a criminal,
Suspect No. 3, please step forward, turn to the right, turn to the left, face forward, now repeat the following:
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For Hawke, a school girl's
wallet gets him through Denzel's
final Training course.
Scoring a 5 (3+2) - Officer Montgomery!
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Suspect No. 2, please step forward, turn to the right, turn to the left, face forward, now repeat the following:
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It's just his first day
but, meeting the local gang,
nearly packs it in
Scoring a 6 (3+2+1) - Officer Sludge!
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Suspect No. 1, please step forward, turn to the right, turn to the left, face forward, now repeat the following:
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Hoyt's high on training;
it's not like he held a gun
to your head. Rookie.
Scoring an 11 (3+3+3+2) - arrest that man! Officer MguyX!
O.K., O.K., break it up, there's nothing to see here, go on back to your homes and let the police just finish up here.
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| Sludge |
Posted - 10/08/2008 : 17:28:09
I was gonna Just Say No, but voted anyway.
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| Beanmimo |
Posted - 10/08/2008 : 17:24:18
Do you mean it'll make you cross that he's getting fit? |
| BaftaBaby |
Posted - 10/08/2008 : 17:11:18
quote:
Originally posted by MguyX
One green guy's vote needed.
Oops! Actually, I see that the polls have closed. Given that Sludge's vote could cause a tie for 1st place and could change the second and third placers, I'm going to leave this open for a couple of hours while I go do my CrossFit thing for the day.
HURRY UP SLUDGIE!
I thought the polls were open till 9PM FWFR time? Sludgie's got nearly FOUR MORE HOURS
Uhm -- what's CrossFit ... only tell me if it's not going to make me feel guilty for not exercising
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| MguyXXV |
Posted - 10/08/2008 : 16:34:05
One green guy's vote needed.
Oops! Actually, I see that the polls have closed. Given that Sludge's vote could cause a tie for 1st place and could change the second and third placers, I'm going to leave this open for a couple of hours while I go do my CrossFit thing for the day.
HURRY UP SLUDGIE! |
| Beanmimo |
Posted - 10/08/2008 : 09:27:33
Voted and started my second day. |
| BaftaBaby |
Posted - 10/08/2008 : 08:51:13
Voted and was late for class
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| MguyXXV |
Posted - 10/08/2008 : 05:17:54
It's Voting Day, folks! Only 17 hours until the polls close.
(Sorry EM, I don't mean to scare you.) |
| Montgomery |
Posted - 10/08/2008 : 03:08:09
Voted.
EM :) |
| Montgomery |
Posted - 10/08/2008 : 02:56:11
MguyX's avatar scares the beejesus out of me.
EM :) |
| Beanmimo |
Posted - 10/06/2008 : 10:21:58
Alonzo fosters
Bad local relations and
another Oscar.
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| Sludge |
Posted - 10/03/2008 : 11:57:20
It's just his first day
but, meeting the local gang,
nearly packs it in |
| BaftaBaby |
Posted - 10/02/2008 : 09:30:16
Denzel's a dope cop.
Ethan watches like a Hawke,
but what's he learning?
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| Montgomery |
Posted - 10/02/2008 : 00:47:22
For Hawke, a school girl's
wallet gets him through Denzel's
final Training course.
EM :) |
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