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MguyXXV 
"X marks the spot"
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 Posted - 08/26/2010 : 04:47:37
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You know it: you thought this film was groovy, baby, YEAH!
Austin Powers: International Man Of Mystery (1997)
Abbreviated rules ....
The first line of a haiku poem has five syllables.
The second line has seven syllables.
The third, and final, line has five syllables.
The Movie Haiku Contest (MHC) is open to everyone, baby. Cats and chicks can equally dig on this bit a tick, because it's free love.
To enter, create a Haiku for the current movie, post into the current thread, man.
Haikus may be risqu�. But no one wants to tour the undercarriage, so BEE-HAVE!
Only one entry per person. Was Joe Blevins even alive in the 60s? We can't be sure, and we certainly don't need anyone mucking with the space-time continuum, so just observe the rule. You can edit your existing entry until 9pm next Tuesday FWFR time.
Voting.
Once you enter the MHC, you may experience light-headedness, euphoria, and flashing psychedelic lights. That's normal, baby: just move with the flow and don't freak out. If you start to have a bad trip, it's because you haven't voted, so be sure to vote. You lose three points if you don't, and that's a serious bummer.
You do not have to enter an MHC to vote. Vote anyway. It's kind of like being in the contest. In fact, it's just like a lurker vote.
For each round, you get to vote for your three favourite haikus. The voting is as follows:
3 pts fwfr a
2 pts fwfr b
1 pt fwfr c
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You may vote only once.
You may not vote for yourself.
You vote by sending me your votes in a PM (Private Message) HERE. Send love and flowers too.
When the voting deadline ends (9pm Wednesday 01SEP FWFR time), I'm going to say something very groovy, baby, yeah. 
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Edited by - MguyXXV on 08/27/2010 04:29:57 |
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Beanmimo 
"August review site"
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Posted - 08/26/2010 : 04:56:38
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Austin powers up
From Sixties to the Ninties
Austin powers down. |
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Sludge 
"Charlie Don't Serf!"
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Posted - 08/26/2010 : 19:03:32
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Free love, Earth's shield,
and a cool million dollars
ain't what they once were |
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MguyXXV
"X marks the spot"
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Posted - 08/27/2010 : 04:28:21
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In 97,
Groovy came back for a tick;
and Austin was it. |
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zeike 
"High concept cinema poet"
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Posted - 08/27/2010 : 12:35:20
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60's spy is thawed,
enters kensington's palace,
saves world from magma
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BaftaBaby 
"Always entranced by cinema."
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Posted - 08/27/2010 : 15:38:02
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Spy? My oh Myers
Wakes to fight the world's Evil,
Warm as melted ice.
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clay
"Viewer discretion is revised."
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Posted - 08/29/2010 : 19:31:41
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60's English spy's
Priapic, bad-toothed, and short,
Yet he thwarts Evil. |
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BaftaBaby
"Always entranced by cinema."
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Posted - 09/01/2010 : 14:27:51
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Woke up
Saved world
Voted
Went back to sleep
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clay
"Viewer discretion is revised."
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Posted - 09/01/2010 : 16:03:59
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| VOTED, Baby. Did that make you Horny? |
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MguyXXV
"X marks the spot"
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Posted - 09/01/2010 : 16:13:36
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Smashing! Only ONE VOTER LEFT, and it's very close between THREE HAIKUISTS!!!!
Lurkers could perhaps really shake things up (or not), but you never know unlwess you vote. |
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MguyXXV
"X marks the spot"
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Posted - 09/02/2010 : 05:07:30
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Voting is important. Here's why, man:
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In THIRD PLACE, with a score of 6 (33)
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Agent SLUDGE!
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Agent Me-guyX!
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the salt of the earth, baby ...
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CLAY!!!!
Rev up the Austin Martin and takes us for a spin to the next contest, man, yeah!  |
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clay
"Viewer discretion is revised."
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Posted - 09/02/2010 : 07:37:22
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Had to turn in my nifty gadgets to Q--Ratz.
Thanks for the votes, friends. New contest already posted! |
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Movie Haiku Contest # 219 - Austin Powers: IMOM
