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[matt] 
"Cinemattic."
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 Posted - 06/13/2013 : 21:59:07
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Tomorrow, I'm off to the Cannes Lions International Festival of Creativity, a celebration of the world's best advertising.
To honour the occasion, let's think inside 'the box' and pornolise brand names and their advertising slogans/taglines/jingles.
The 500 Top Global Brands
Famous Slogans
 Bugger King
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Sean
"Necrosphenisciform anthropophagist."
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Posted - 06/13/2013 : 22:56:38
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Four Word Porn Titles
Entrant Rules- No more than FOUR words.
 - Use inspiration from any source, but it must be related to the subject.
 - Winning FWPTs from previous rounds cannot be used again.
 - Only ONE entry per person (post alternatives after winner has been announced).
 - Entries are welcome from any FWFR members.
Voting Rules- Voting closes 9pm Wednesday FWFR-time (same timetable as FWTO and Avatar).
- Send Se�n a PM with your votes, click here, then click "Send message".
- Non-entrants may also vote, lurker votes are encouraged.
- Entrants who do not vote have 3 points deducted from their total.
 - Voting is as follows, e.g., showing Tom as your first choice for 3 votes etc:-
3 points Tom
2 points Dick
1 point Harry
not upside down or it gets confusing.
Winner Rules- The winner of a round picks a new porn star for the next round.
- The winner has 24 hours to start the next round, otherwise Se�n will start it.
 - If there is no winner 24 hours after close of voting with no fair way of getting a winner then Se�n will toss a coin or roll a die to pick a winner from the leaders.
The 500 Top Global Brands
Famous Slogans
Bugger King. - [matt]
Wank of America. - Se�n
Boing! - TitanPA
Amazon.cum. - ChocolateLady
Semens. - Cheese_Ed
Cock is it! - Chris C
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TitanPa 
"Here four more"
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Posted - 06/14/2013 : 02:15:23
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| Boing! |
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ChocolateLady
"500 Chocolate Delights"
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Posted - 06/14/2013 : 09:37:54
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| Amazon.cum |
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Cheese_Ed 
"The Provolone Ranger"
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Posted - 06/14/2013 : 12:44:40
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| Semens. |
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Chris C
"Four words, never backwards."
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Posted - 06/14/2013 : 17:53:01
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| Cock is it! |
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TitanPa
"Here four more"
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Posted - 06/19/2013 : 12:42:49
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| I'm voting it. |
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[matt]
"Cinemattic."
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Posted - 06/19/2013 : 16:05:17
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Votes shipped by FedEx. For when they absolutely, positively have to be there overnight. |
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Sean
"Necrosphenisciform anthropophagist."
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Posted - 06/20/2013 : 01:13:48
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Some favourite brands of porn follow �
This week: 6 entrants and 6 voters.
In third place, with 8 points (3311) ...
A popular choice for women� and in gay bars ...
Cock is it! - Chris C !!
In second place, with 9 points (2223) ...
Get your whiteware here �
Semens. - Cheese_Ed  !!
And in first place, with 10 points (13222) ...
Unsurprisingly, bank managers star in ...
Wank of America. - Se�n  !!!
Congratulations Se�n for your sixty-second stand on the winning pervert's dais.
Time to get up here and give us a few words then choose the next pornstar. Make sure it is NOT someone that we have pornolised in previous rounds. You have 24 hours to start the next round or I'll start it. 
You are now free to post any alternative FWPTs you may have.
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Sean
"Necrosphenisciform anthropophagist."
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Posted - 06/20/2013 : 01:14:28
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| Thanks folks, back soon with another perv... |
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FWPT #410 - Brands & Slogans
