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Airbolt 
"teil mann, teil maschine"
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 Posted - 12/23/2011 : 16:57:21
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Suggest a film that you think should be made for whatever reason!
I was a communist for the B.F.I
Veteran Daily Mail journo ( Daniel Craig ) infiltrates the Hampstead liberal elite of the British Film Institute. He pretends to like Luis Buniel, German expressionism and Ken Loach and attends Almovadar retrospectives. He falls in love with a Guardian Journalist ( Rachel Weisz ) and starts to question his role. Tragically he blows his cover when during an ardent session of lovemaking he blurts out that he quite liked " The Expendables" ! In a searing finale he is strapped to a chair and forced to watch "On the Buses" on a permanent loop.
Parental Guidance advised. May contain scenes of muesli eating. |
Edited by - Airbolt on 12/23/2011 16:58:31 |
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Airbolt
"teil mann, teil maschine"
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Posted - 12/23/2011 : 19:56:07
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The Korean Kidnap Caper
A Korean soap opera star is ambitious to make it big in Hollywood. He is handsome and speaks good english so he sets off to make it in tinseltown. His quest to gain parts is a struggle and he first suspects racism. However by 2012 Hollwood had totally conquered racism ( well it is fiction ). Something else is going on. No one in Koreatown will talk to him so he sets out to discover the truth. A vanful of thugs try to kidnap him but he uses his mad skills to escape.
In a gripping finale our hero faces off against Daniel Dae Kim and Grace Park ( playing themselves ). Kim leers at him menacingly and says " Ha ha ha ha....there are plenty of parts for Koreans in the US and we play all of them! Bwahahahahah "
Our Hero goes back to Korea to a life of double takes and over acting. |
Edited by - Airbolt on 12/23/2011 19:58:46 |
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BaftaBaby 
"Always entranced by cinema."
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Posted - 12/23/2011 : 22:53:20
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The Green Barrettes
Helen Mirren and her mother Jane Fonda lead an elite group of Amazon eco-warriors to convert the world's male-dominated government ministries to enact green legislation.
Also starring Ren�e Zellweger, Kirsten Dunst, and Keira Knightley, with Will Smith as the US President, and a guest appearance by Sarah Palin, the politician who gets an eco-makeover.
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Airbolt
"teil mann, teil maschine"
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Posted - 12/24/2011 : 17:15:43
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Originally posted by BaftaBabe
The Green Barrettes
Helen Mirren and her mother Jane Fonda lead an elite group of Amazon eco-warriors to convert the world's male-dominated government ministries to enact green legislation.
Also starring Ren�e Zellweger, Kirsten Dunst, and Keira Knightley, with Will Smith as the US President, and a guest appearance by Sarah Palin, the politician who gets an eco-makeover.
 More or less the first script for " The Expendables " until Stallone put his oar in! |
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Airbolt
"teil mann, teil maschine"
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Posted - 01/03/2012 : 19:58:22
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The Byronic Man
Guy Ritchie continues his fascination with SteamPunk in this alternate history of Lord Byron. Robert Downey plays the raffish English Lord who lives la vida loca until he is critically wounded on the battlefield. Luckily Inventor William Babbage ( Jude Law ) is on hand to use steam-driven victorian tech to replace Lord Byron's missing parts! ( Sound at all familiar ? )
After his upgrades Lord Byron is stronger and faster....but not by much.Plus he often needs to " let off steam " !
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Edited by - Airbolt on 01/03/2012 19:58:49 |
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Films they really should make
