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Basselope 
""Welcome to Fantasy Island!""
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 Posted - 08/31/2006 : 05:25:06
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Time to chow down on a Whopper of a haiku contest.
Here's mine:
Man wants to get fat.
Eats all meals at McDonald's.
Of course, he gets fat. |
Edited by - Basselope on 08/31/2006 05:26:16 |
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Sludge 
"Charlie Don't Serf!"
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Posted - 08/31/2006 : 15:52:26
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Haiku 41: Supersize Me
Basselope
Man wants to get fat.
Eats all meals at McDonald's.
Of course, he gets fat.
Sludge
Which American
vital signs are not threatened?
The Golden Arches.
Montgomery
When McDonald's asks:
"Want that Supersized?" They are
talking 'bout your ass.
Turrell
Triglycerides rise,
body mass index danger.
Spurlock's ass enlarged.
BaftaBabe
Burgers, shakes and fries
Morgan stuffs 'em down and cries
No more! My poor thighs!
100% Bife
A month of sundaes,
Not recommended unless
You wannabee fat |
Edited by - Sludge on 09/11/2006 18:02:58 |
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Montgomery 
"F**k!"
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Posted - 08/31/2006 : 23:20:00
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When McDonald's asks:
"Want that Supersized?" They are
talking 'bout your ass.
EM 
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Montgomery
"F**k!"
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Posted - 09/05/2006 : 22:27:37
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Any others?
Where are the usual suspects?
EM :) |
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Basselope
""Welcome to Fantasy Island!""
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Posted - 09/06/2006 : 18:46:39
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| Hmmm... did I make a lame choice? What do we do if no-one else wants to write a burger-ku? |
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Montgomery
"F**k!"
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Posted - 09/06/2006 : 18:59:12
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quote:
Originally posted by Basselope
Hmmm... did I make a lame choice? What do we do if no-one else wants to write a burger-ku?
I don't think it's a lame choice. I thought it was a fun one. Let's just give it a little more time.
EM :) |
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turrell 
"Ohhhh Ohhhh Ohhhh Ohhhh "
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Posted - 09/06/2006 : 20:11:20
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I haven't done one in about 6 mos. but this inspired me to try one:
Triglycerides rise,
body mass index danger.
Spurlock's ass enlarged.
sorry slight edit of last line |
Edited by - turrell on 09/11/2006 06:27:43 |
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BaftaBaby 
"Always entranced by cinema."
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Posted - 09/06/2006 : 22:07:27
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Sorry for my tardiness!
Burgers, shakes and fries
Morgan stuffs 'em down and cries
No more! My poor thighs!
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bife
"Winners never quit ... fwfr ... "
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Posted - 09/11/2006 : 06:17:01
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I like the choice too, but a while since I've played. Here goes:
A month of sundaes,
Not recommended unless
You wannabee fat
Couldn't let a Supersize Me haiku go by without incorporating my top review, now could I  |
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bife
"Winners never quit ... fwfr ... "
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Posted - 09/11/2006 : 08:31:03
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Should we start voting, or are there stragglers even slower than me?
Edit: Votes sent to sludge  |
Edited by - bife on 09/12/2006 00:52:38 |
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Sludge
"Charlie Don't Serf!"
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Posted - 09/12/2006 : 17:35:15
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| Sounds right to me, send em my way. |
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Montgomery
"F**k!"
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Posted - 09/12/2006 : 20:34:06
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McVoted.
EM :) |
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Basselope
""Welcome to Fantasy Island!""
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Posted - 09/12/2006 : 21:29:03
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Sent Sludge a Happy Vote with cheese. |
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turrell
"Ohhhh Ohhhh Ohhhh Ohhhh "
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Posted - 09/12/2006 : 23:57:04
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| You want votes with that Shake - well I sent them either way. |
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Montgomery
"F**k!"
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Posted - 09/13/2006 : 21:00:52
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Just Bafta hafta vote still? Besides Sludge?
EM :) |
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BaftaBaby
"Always entranced by cinema."
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Posted - 09/13/2006 : 21:45:26
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quote:
Originally posted by Montgomery
Just Bafta hafta vote still? Besides Sludge?
EM :)
Nope, EM, I voted AGES ago ... just forgot to say so
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Movie Haiku #41 -- Supersize Me
