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Montgomery 
"F**k!"

Posted - 06/21/2007 :  19:00:27  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Alex and his buddies are on the prowl, looking for a little fun and a glass of milk.

So, let's all get our haikus together for

A Clockwork Orange.

The Rules (BORROWED FROM SOMEONE. THANK YOU SOMEONE)

The first line of a haiku poem has five syllables.
The second line of a haiku poem has seven syllables.
The third, and final, line of a haiku poem has five syllables.

The Movie Haiku Contest (MHC) is open to every member of the FWFR site.

To enter, all you have to do is think of a Haiku for the current movie, then post into the current thread. Simple as that. Also, haikus may be risque, but nothing explicit please.

Only one entry per person as per The Blevins Rule. However, you are allowed to edit your existing entry until 9pm Tuesday FWFR time. *


Voting.

If you have entered the MHC, then you have to vote. If you do not vote, you'll lose 3 points from your total. This could mean the difference between the adoration and envy of your fellow Fwiffers or being the feckless butt of our jokes!

You do not have to enter an MHC to vote. Vote away. It'll be like a lurker vote!

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For each round, you get to vote for your three favourite MHC. The voting is as follows:

3 pts fwfrer a
2 pts fwfr b
1 pt fwfr c
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You cannot vote for yourself.
You can vote for the previous winner

You vote by sending me your votes in a PM (Private Message). I'll resent it, but do it anyway.

You may vote only once.

When the voting deadline ends (9pm Wednesday 27 JUN FWFR time), the votes are tallied and the top three places are announced.



EM :)

Edited by - Montgomery on 06/22/2007 15:52:36

Montgomery 
"F**k!"

Posted - 06/21/2007 :  19:01:41  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Alex forgot the
first rule of the droogs - Keep your
yarbles protected.


EM :)
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rockfsh 
"Laugh, Love, Cheer"

Posted - 06/22/2007 :  00:39:53  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Alex and three droogs
Are ill-mannered company
singing as they rape
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Whippersnapper. 
"A fourword thinking guy."

Posted - 06/22/2007 :  00:55:49  Show Profile  Reply with Quote


�Singing In The Rain�
Cannot seem the same again.
(Nor can Ludwig Van.)



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Stalean 
"Back...OMG"

Posted - 06/22/2007 :  04:34:10  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Alex rapes, robs, beats
like clockwork, Lud's technique flops,
There's no place like HOME?

Edited by - Stalean on 06/24/2007 17:44:35
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Beanmimo 
"August review site"

Posted - 06/22/2007 :  16:22:41  Show Profile  Reply with Quote

Bowlers, Moloko,
white jumpsuits, all add up to
future violence.
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BaftaBaby 
"Always entranced by cinema."

Posted - 06/23/2007 :  11:38:54  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Through Kubrick's black eye,
Droogies livin' DeLarge life.
Future ain't lying.

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Whippersnapper. 
"A fourword thinking guy."

Posted - 06/25/2007 :  16:27:18  Show Profile  Reply with Quote


OK, so far we have six entries:

Montgomery:

Alex forgot the
first rule of the droogs - Keep your
yarbles protected.




Rockfsh:

Alex and three droogs
Are ill-mannered company
singing as they rape



Whippersnapper:

�Singing In The Rain�
Cannot seem the same again.
(Nor can Ludwig Van.)




Stalean:

Alex rapes, robs, beats
like clockwork, Lud's technique flops,
There's no place like HOME?




Beanmimo:

Bowlers, Moloko,
white jumpsuits, all add up to
future violence.




BaftaBabe:

Through Kubrick's black eye,
Droogies livin' DeLarge life.
Future ain't lying.



Any further entries pls add below.




All you gotta do is vote by 9pm fwfr time on Wednesday:

VOTE HERE!



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Montgomery 
"F**k!"

Posted - 06/26/2007 :  22:33:17  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Votes so far from: Whipper, Bafta, Stalean, Rockfsh. That leaves Bean and me.

I'll vote, if you will, Bean.

Hey, no Sludge this round. What gives?

EM :)

Edited by - Montgomery on 06/26/2007 22:34:03
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Beanmimo 
"August review site"

Posted - 06/27/2007 :  10:14:43  Show Profile  Reply with Quote


late late for a very important vote....sent now.
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Stalean 
"Back...OMG"

Posted - 06/27/2007 :  14:38:59  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Too late now, but I would have liked to change mine to...

Alex rapes, robs, beats
like clockwork, Lud's technique flops.
Orange you glad, droog?
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Beanmimo 
"August review site"

Posted - 06/27/2007 :  15:00:51  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Stalean

Too late now, but I would have liked to change mine to...

Alex rapes, robs, beats
like clockwork, Lud's technique flops.
Orange you glad, droog?



Nice
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Montgomery 
"F**k!"

Posted - 06/27/2007 :  15:06:30  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Okay. All votes are in. Viddy well, my little brothers (and sisters).


Although it gives me a pain in the gulliver, I have to reveal that we have an ol' tie for third place involving me and me droog, Rockfsh.
Each with 6 points.


Monty -- 2,1,2,1

Rockfsh -- 1,3,2
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In second place, getting ready to go out and enjoy a little ultraviolence is . . .

V
V
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V
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V
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Beanmimo with 9 points.

2,2,2,3

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And the winner. Let's hear a little of the Ludwig Van for the haiku writer who gave us all a sound kick to the yarbles.
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Whippersnapper with a total of 10 points

3,1,3,3


Congrats, Whipper. Celebrate with a plate of eggiweggs and then choose our next film.

You may now post your brilliant, but a little too late, alternate haikus for A Clockwork Orange.

EM :)
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rockfsh 
"Laugh, Love, Cheer"

Posted - 06/27/2007 :  16:41:55  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Monty and his droogs
trip to the light fantastic
gotterdamurung?
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