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Montgomery 
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 Posted - 09/07/2007 : 17:26:52
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Okay, this one has plenty to have fun with, including Sasha Cohen's French driver, two unruly kids named after a Chuck Norris TV show, and a chicken spice as a motto.
Let's hear it for Talladega Nights, The Ballad of Ricky Bobby.
Rules here:
The Rules
The first line of a haiku poem has five syllables.
The second line of a haiku poem has seven syllables.
The third, and final, line of a haiku poem has five syllables.
The Movie Haiku Contest (MHC) is open to every member of the FWFR site.
To enter, all you have to do is think of a Haiku for the current movie, then post into the current thread. Simple as that. Also, haikus may be risque, but nothing explicit please.
Only one entry per person as per The Blevins Rule. However, you are allowed to edit your existing entry until 9pm Tuesday FWFR time. *
Voting.
If you have entered the MHC, then you have to vote. If you do not vote, you'll lose 3 points from your total. This could mean the difference between the adoration and envy of your fellow Fwiffers or being the feckless butt of our jokes!
You do not have to enter an MHC to vote. Vote away. It'll be like a lurker vote!
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For each round, you get to vote for your three favourite MHC. The voting is as follows:
3 pts Stalean
2 pts Conan
1 pt Benj (Gotta get a jab in here at Benj on account he confessed that haikus aren't his thing. Stay tuned for "movie limericks.")
not
1) AC
2) GHcool
3) thefoxboy
As I will not know if AC gets 1 vote or AC is your favourite for 3 votes.
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You cannot vote for yourself.
You can vote for the previous winner
You vote by sending the currently designated Haiku Meister your votes in a PM (Private Message).
You may vote only once.
When the voting deadline ends (9pm Wednesday FWFR time), the votes are tallied and the top three places are announced.
*After winners are announced, the floor is open for posting of alternate Movie Haikus under that topic heading.
The winner then gets to make an acceptance speech, and choose the movie for the next MHC contest. The winner will post the new movie as a new topic under Movie Haikus in this format:
Movie Haiku Contest: Movie Title
...and a week later, be dragged, kicking and screaming, into vote-tallying duty.
Play fair. No wagering please.
EM :)
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Edited by - Montgomery on 09/07/2007 17:29:36 |
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Montgomery
"F**k!"
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Posted - 09/07/2007 : 17:28:07
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Ricky Bobby tames
a cougar. Mom tames his boys.
Moral? Shake 'n Bake!
EM :) |
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Whippersnapper. 
"A fourword thinking guy."
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Posted - 09/08/2007 : 16:18:00
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Talladega Nights,
Ballad of Ricky Bobby?
Never heard of it!
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BaftaBaby 
"Always entranced by cinema."
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Posted - 09/08/2007 : 23:40:53
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This time it's NASCAR:
Ferrell fools around the track.
God speed. God help us!
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Stalean 
"Back...OMG"
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Posted - 09/09/2007 : 00:34:10
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Gayness makes room spin
It's not epilepsy, Jean
It's just Shake 'n Bake! |
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rockfsh 
"Laugh, Love, Cheer"
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Posted - 09/10/2007 : 15:22:25
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NASCAR racing tale
emphasizes all left turns
a stock comedy |
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Montgomery
"F**k!"
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Posted - 09/10/2007 : 18:37:00
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Originally posted by Whippersnapper
Talladega Nights,
Ballad of Ricky Bobby?
Never heard of it!
You need to rent it right away, or I will come at you like a spider monkey. 
EM :) |
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Whippersnapper.
"A fourword thinking guy."
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Posted - 09/10/2007 : 19:36:01
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Is that a threat or a promise?  |
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Montgomery
"F**k!"
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Posted - 09/10/2007 : 21:41:57
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quote:
Originally posted by Whippersnapper
Is that a threat or a promise?
Once you see the movie, you'll understand.
EM :) |
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ChocolateLady
"500 Chocolate Delights"
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Posted - 09/11/2007 : 06:10:52
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Originally posted by Whippersnapper
Talladega Nights,
Ballad of Ricky Bobby?
Never heard of it!
Well, I've heard of it, but never saw it, so that's why I didn't enter this one.
(But I sent my vote in anyway.)
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Montgomery
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Posted - 09/12/2007 : 19:12:48
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Need votes from Stalean and Whipper.
EM :) |
Edited by - Montgomery on 09/12/2007 19:16:38 |
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Stalean
"Back...OMG"
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Posted - 09/13/2007 : 00:11:01
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| I sent my votes on Monday, EM. I will forward the email that I sent you, again. |
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Montgomery
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Posted - 09/13/2007 : 16:09:25
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All the votes are in.
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And, I barely could count them, because I'm all hopped up on Mountain Dew!
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But, here are the results. Checking to make sure she isn't on fire, in third place, with a total of 7 points. And remember, if you're not first, you're last.
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It's Montgomery (2,2,1,2)
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Okay, that's enough applause. Let's get to the second place finisher before Molly Shannon finishes that highball. With an amazing 8 points. In second place. (And this is an important place, because if the first place finisher cannot complete his reign as the winner, she can step in for him).
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Congratulations Stalean! (3,2,3)
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And now, from France, a country where they don't understand the meaning of "Shake 'n Bake", with an impressive score of 11 points and garnering a vote from every participant, including lurker voter ChocolateLady. (Thanks, Chocky!)
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It's Rockfsh!!!!!! (2,2,3,1,3)
NASCAR racing tale
emphasizes all left turns
a stock comedy
Take your victory lap and then choose another movie for us to haiku it up for.
Alternate haikus (about fish and fluffy clouds) can now be posted.
This is a post game exercise only, there will be no voting and no winning and no gloating and no sense of being better than everyone else and no going home and thinking to yourself how maybe you should become a professional poet, because you are just so damned talented.
Oh wait, am I the only one who does that?  Awkward!
EM :) |
Edited by - Montgomery on 09/13/2007 16:13:23 |
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Whippersnapper.
"A fourword thinking guy."
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Posted - 09/14/2007 : 10:45:37
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Yeah, Em, I'm afraid you are the only one.
(And I didn't get the bit about our winner coming from France. Expliquez-moi?)
Bigtime congrats to Rockfsh! All our female participants will now dance the hula in celebration! And please girls, no pilau talk!  |
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ChocolateLady
"500 Chocolate Delights"
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Posted - 09/14/2007 : 13:23:09
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Originally posted by Montgomery
This is a post game exercise only, there will be no voting and no winning and no gloating and no sense of being better than everyone else and no going home and thinking to yourself how maybe you should become a professional poet, because you are just so damned talented.
Oh wait, am I the only one who does that? Awkward!
Do you really wanna be a professional poet, EM? Interesting. I guess that's one way to lose weight.
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Montgomery
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Posted - 09/14/2007 : 17:14:36
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Originally posted by ChocolateLady
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Originally posted by Montgomery
This is a post game exercise only, there will be no voting and no winning and no gloating and no sense of being better than everyone else and no going home and thinking to yourself how maybe you should become a professional poet, because you are just so damned talented.
Oh wait, am I the only one who does that? Awkward!
Do you really wanna be a professional poet, EM? Interesting. I guess that's one way to lose weight.
Tee hee.  So true.
EM :) |
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Haiku #72 Talladega Nights, Ballad of Ricky Bobby
