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Sludge 
"Charlie Don't Serf!"

Posted - 11/29/2007 :  17:00:09  Show Profile  Reply with Quote


The top grossing film of 1982 and just about any other year, "E.T.: The Extra Terrestrial" captured the imagination of audiences of all ages, but was overtaken by Gandhi for best picture & best director at the Oscars.

There's much to haiku about, so let's get started.


Abbreviated rules borrowed from here to encourage some new entrants ....

The Rules

The first line of a haiku poem has five syllables.
The second line has seven syllables.
The third, and final, line has five syllables.

The Movie Haiku Contest (MHC) is open to every member of the FWFR site.

To enter, all you have to do is think of a Haiku for the current movie, then post into the current thread. Simple as that. Also, haikus may be risque, but nothing explicit please, especially if it involves 7-year-old Drew Barrymore in a compromising position with a being not of this earth.

Only one entry per person as per The Blevins Rule. However, you are allowed to edit your existing entry until 9pm Tuesday FWFR time. *

Voting.

If you have entered the MHC, then you have to vote. If you do not vote, you'll lose 3 points from your total, even if you are Sludge and its your birthday. This could mean the difference between the adoration and envy of your fellow Fwiffers or being the feckless butt of our jokes!

You do not have to enter an MHC to vote. Vote away. It'll be like a lurker vote!

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For each round, you get to vote for your three favourite haikus. The voting is as follows:

3 pts fwfr a
2 pts fwfr b
1 pt fwfr c
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You may vote only once
You cannot vote for yourself.
You can vote for the previous winner

You vote by sending me your votes in a PM (Private Message) HERE, to Me. I'll resent it, but do it anyway.

When the voting deadline ends (9pm Wednesday 05DEC FWFR time, but do it before lighting up your Hanukkah candles), the votes are tallied and the top three places are announced.

Edited by - Sludge on 11/29/2007 17:29:58

Sludge 
"Charlie Don't Serf!"

Posted - 11/29/2007 :  17:06:10  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Sludge
He's small, loves candy
and men in a creepy van
won't let him go home

Whippersnapper
That's an alien??
Steven Spielberg must live on
some other planet.

Montgomery
A brown alien
goes for Reese's and all plus
M&M's thinks, "Shit!"

BaftaBabe
Who draws screams from Drew
Bikes boys across the big Moon
Lets his fingers talk?

ChocolateLady
He flies from man's sins
saying: be happy, be good -
E.T. is Jesus!

Beanmimo
Alienation
of creature and boy leads to
Death, resurrection.

Edited by - Sludge on 12/04/2007 18:48:16
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Whippersnapper. 
"A fourword thinking guy."

Posted - 11/29/2007 :  17:24:04  Show Profile  Reply with Quote



That's an alien??
Steven Spielberg must live on
some other planet.




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Montgomery 
"F**k!"

Posted - 11/29/2007 :  19:14:50  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Whippersnapper




That's an alien??
Steven Spielberg must live on
some other planet.











EM :)

Edited by - Montgomery on 11/29/2007 19:15:43
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Montgomery 
"F**k!"

Posted - 11/29/2007 :  19:24:58  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Whippersnapper




That's an alien??
Steven Spielberg must live on
some other planet.








I ask you, why should I even try?




EM :)
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Montgomery 
"F**k!"

Posted - 11/29/2007 :  19:25:33  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Okay, what the heck.
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A brown alien
goes for Reese's and all plus
M&M's thinks, "Shit!"



EM :)

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BaftaBaby 
"Always entranced by cinema."

Posted - 11/29/2007 :  22:17:26  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Who draws screams from Drew
Bikes boys across the big Moon
Lets his fingers talk?


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Whippersnapper. 
"A fourword thinking guy."

Posted - 11/29/2007 :  23:17:30  Show Profile  Reply with Quote



I didn't think I could like Monty any more than I already did, but it seems I was wrong.


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ChocolateLady 
"500 Chocolate Delights"

Posted - 11/30/2007 :  07:10:14  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
He flies from man's sins
saying: be happy, be good -
E.T. is Jesus!
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ChocolateLady 
"500 Chocolate Delights"

Posted - 11/30/2007 :  07:11:14  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Whippersnapper

I didn't think I could like Monty any more than I already did, but it seems I was wrong.


I second that emotion!
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Montgomery 
"F**k!"

Posted - 11/30/2007 :  16:28:07  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by ChocolateLady

quote:
Originally posted by Whippersnapper

I didn't think I could like Monty any more than I already did, but it seems I was wrong.


I second that emotion!




EM :)
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BaftaBaby 
"Always entranced by cinema."

Posted - 11/30/2007 :  19:06:25  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Am late to the Monty table -- but am in full accord!


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Sludge 
"Charlie Don't Serf!"

Posted - 11/30/2007 :  21:16:18  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
One more after me, and it's a "full Monty"

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Montgomery 
"F**k!"

Posted - 12/03/2007 :  19:40:45  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Sludge

One more after me, and it's a "full Monty"





My response is , then.
Right back atcha, folks.

EM :)
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ChocolateLady 
"500 Chocolate Delights"

Posted - 12/04/2007 :  05:45:00  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I phoned my votes home.
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BaftaBaby 
"Always entranced by cinema."

Posted - 12/04/2007 :  06:57:01  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Voted and returned to my own people

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