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                duh   "catpurrs" 
                 
                
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                       Posted - 05/11/2005 :  20:48:52
                        
                        
                      
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                       Classy.
  Mammogram or Pelvic Exam?
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                lekolight   "Now Available in CinemaScope" 
                 
                
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                       Posted - 05/12/2005 :  03:08:43
                        
                        
                      
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                       Mammogram  (I've had the male equivalent of a pelvic exam and I still shudder from the experience 15 years later.)
 
  Moneygram(TM) or Candygram (TM)
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                MguyXXVI   "X marks the spot" 
                 
                
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                       Posted - 05/12/2005 :  05:00:03
                        
                        
                      
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                       Moneygram (i.e., a rich grandmother)
  Broad or broadband?
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                Little Old Lady from Dubuque                    
                
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                       Posted - 05/12/2005 :  13:23:05
                        
                        
                      
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                       Broad (especially fun are "little old broads from Dubuque" ... hint, hint!)
  runaways or hide-a-ways?
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                rri1   "Mistaken for Wayne Knight!" 
                 
                
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                       Posted - 05/12/2005 :  16:35:28
                        
                        
                      
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                       Hide-a-ways
  Hide and Seek or Kick the Can?
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                duh   "catpurrs" 
                 
                
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                       Posted - 05/12/2005 :  17:42:35
                        
                        
                      
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  Hide and Seek, because I'm so good at it that no one can ever find me. Or at least, I guess that's why I was in the attic alone for a week.
  A large fuzzy cat that insists on sitting on your lap while you sitting on the toilet, or a large fuzzy cat that insists on sprawling across your head while you're sleeping?
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                lekolight   "Now Available in CinemaScope" 
                 
                
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                       Posted - 05/12/2005 :  17:52:20
                        
                        
                      
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                       What about the cat on your lap while you're sleeping while sitting on the toilet?  
  I'll choose while sleeping.
 
 
 Cat Ballou or Catwoman
  Catatonic or Gin and Tonic
 
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                Stalean   "Back...OMG" 
                 
                
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                       Posted - 05/13/2005 :  05:26:26
                        
                        
                      
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                       Gin makes me Catatonic, so Vodka and Tonic
 
  Keno or Leno?
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                rri1   "Mistaken for Wayne Knight!" 
                 
                
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                       Posted - 05/13/2005 :  18:50:46
                        
                        
                      
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                       Leno  (The odds of getting a good joke on Leno are better than your odds in Keno.  But not by much   )
  Leno or Letterman?
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                Stalean   "Back...OMG" 
                 
                
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                       Posted - 05/13/2005 :  23:58:12
                        
                        
                      
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                       Letterman, as far as which one is more amusing
 
  Letterman's Top Ten or Leno's Headlines?
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                Bavvy   "Can't talk. Watching movie." 
                 
                
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                       Posted - 05/14/2005 :  00:10:41
                        
                        
                      
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                       <a href=http://www.nbc.com/nbc/The_Tonight_Show_with_Jay_Leno/headlines/index.shtml"">Headlines</a>  of course!
  Cats or dogs?
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                lekolight   "Now Available in CinemaScope" 
                 
                
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                       Posted - 05/14/2005 :  04:23:06
                        
                        
                      
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                       Dogs
 
  Rain or Reign
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                duh   "catpurrs" 
                 
                
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                       Posted - 05/14/2005 :  05:25:13
                        
                        
                      
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                       Rain  It makes the grass grow, which means a plentiful hay harvest, provided that the rain stops long enough to make the hay and get it under cover!
  Disco or Squaredance?
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                Conan The Westy   "Father, Faithful Friend, Fwiffer" 
                 
                
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                       Posted - 05/14/2005 :  06:03:09
                        
                        
                      
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                       Square dance You get to touch the girls and change partners.   At a disco most of the girls dance in a group and the guys stand around drinking.  
  More anticipated: Star Wars 3 or Harry Potter 4?
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                Bavvy   "Can't talk. Watching movie." 
                 
                
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                       Posted - 05/14/2005 :  09:20:07
                        
                        
                      
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                       Star Wars 3. But I dont tinhk it can live up to the high expectations (as with episode 1).
  tom-A-toe or tom-ah-toe?
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