| Author |
 Topic  |
|
Beanmimo 
"August review site"
|
 Posted - 03/12/2008 : 11:32:04
|
One of Halle's not so finer moments,
Catwoman 2004
Abbreviated rules borrowed from here to encourage some new entrants ....
The Rules
The first line of a haiku poem has five syllables.
The second line has seven syllables.
The third, and final, line has five syllables.
The Movie Haiku Contest (MHC) is open to every member of the FWFR site.
To enter, all you have to do is think of a Haiku for the current movie, then post into the current thread. Simple as that. Also, haikus may be risque, but nothing explicit please.
Only one entry per person as per The Blevins Rule. However, you are allowed to edit your existing entry until 9pm Tuesday FWFR time. *
Voting.
If you have entered the MHC, then you have to vote. If you do not vote, you'll lose 3 points from your total, even if you are Sludge and its your birthday. This could mean the difference between the adoration and envy of your fellow Fwiffers or being the feckless butt of our jokes!
You do not have to enter an MHC to vote. Vote away. It'll be like a lurker vote!
---------------------------------
For each round, you get to vote for your three favourite haikus. The voting is as follows:
3 pts fwfr a
2 pts fwfr b
1 pt fwfr c
--------------------------------
You may vote only once
You cannot vote for yourself.
You can vote for the previous winner
You vote by sending me your votes in a PM (Private Message) HERE, to Me (and feel free to take notice of my For Your Considerations).
When the voting deadline ends (9pm Wednesday 19MAR FWFR time), the votes are tallied and the top three places are announced ASAP.
|
|
|
BaftaBaby 
"Always entranced by cinema."
|
Posted - 03/12/2008 : 11:48:05
|
Hedare. She dares hope
to be a Lone, tough as Stone.
Good cats have Patience.
|
 |
|
|
ChocolateLady 
"500 Chocolate Delights"
|
Posted - 03/12/2008 : 13:39:20
|
Halle Berry, slinks,
hisses, purrs. But film stinks! From
"Oscar" to "Razzie"! |
|
|
|
Whippersnapper. 
"A fourword thinking guy."
|
Posted - 03/12/2008 : 15:11:10
|
Clawed by the critics,
"Curse Of The Cat People" strikes!
Halle licks her wounds.
|
|
|
|
Beanmimo
"August review site"
|
Posted - 03/12/2008 : 15:58:42
|
In this feline race
Michelle sees Halle buried.
Halle's forgiven. |
|
|
|
rockfsh
"Laugh, Love, Cheer"
|
Posted - 03/13/2008 : 03:46:39
|
Halle's Berry bad
she dies in more ways than one
still leather suits her |
|
|
|
Sludge
"Charlie Don't Serf!"
|
Posted - 03/13/2008 : 08:00:27
|
Street poetry alert
Risque or explicit? I'm just 'not sure' enough to post this.
.
.
.
In the theatre,
hoping to see some pussy,
thrills give way... Regrets.
|
Edited by - Sludge on 03/13/2008 08:02:41 |
|
|
|
turrell 
"Ohhhh Ohhhh Ohhhh Ohhhh "
|
Posted - 03/13/2008 : 20:37:32
|
Halle Berry drapes
stretched cowskins across cat's form.
Performance? Horse crap! |
|
|
|
ChocolateLady
"500 Chocolate Delights"
|
Posted - 03/19/2008 : 07:28:55
|
| Voted |
|
|
|
BaftaBaby
"Always entranced by cinema."
|
Posted - 03/19/2008 : 15:46:21
|
Meow! [Bubble the Cat says I voted]
|
|
|
|
Beanmimo
"August review site"
|
Posted - 03/19/2008 : 17:15:38
|
Have all votes but two... though the deadline aint til 9.
I am at a computer until 5.30 fwiffer time today and therefore will not be tallying until tomorrow.
|
|
|
|
Sludge
"Charlie Don't Serf!"
|
Posted - 03/20/2008 : 02:48:32
|
| voted meow |
|
|
|
turrell
"Ohhhh Ohhhh Ohhhh Ohhhh "
|
Posted - 03/20/2008 : 03:21:49
|
| sorry voted late ladies and gents |
|
|
|
Beanmimo
"August review site"
|
Posted - 03/20/2008 : 09:34:37
|
Cat naps are over the votes are in and tallied
3rrrrrd Place
.
.
.
With -9- Points for washing behind his ears
.
.
.
Whippersnapper
.
.
.
.
.
..
.
2nd Place by a whisker
.
.
.
With -10- Points
.
.
.
.
.
.
ChocolateLday
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
With -13- points the cat that got the cream
.
.
.
.
.
.
None other than
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Myself, BEANMIMO
.
In this feline race
Michelle sees Halle buried.
Halle's forgiven.
|
|
|
|
ChocolateLady
"500 Chocolate Delights"
|
Posted - 03/20/2008 : 10:12:59
|
Bravo! Of course, being the huge Halle Berry fan that you obviously are, I think you were a shoo-in to begin with.
So, what's up next? Monster's Ball?
|
|
|
|
Beanmimo
"August review site"
|
Posted - 03/20/2008 : 10:31:44
|
Ah she may have helped a little, thanks for all your votes.
Two in a row, a record for me!!
next one coming up before lunch. |
|
|
|
Topic |
|
Movie Haiku Contest 96: Catwoman
