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E.L.F 
"Me, nice Elf, aye."
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 Posted - 07/08/2005 : 00:00:37
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the door, to see
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thefoxboy 
"Four your eyes only."
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Posted - 07/12/2005 : 04:47:00
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THE STORY SO FAR
Looks like the Shrek franchise is still going strong, so cast your eye forward in time to the next generation of green ogres. Little Shrek Jnr has just been born, and he says,
"Omygod! Why am I...all covered in green"? 'Mummy, daddy, don't argue'said poor Shrek Jnr. 'Sorry I'm late' said the mother-in-law, as the three kings sadly dropped their green fur-trimmed capes on the floor of the manger next to the green fur-trimmed panties. The smell of frankensence and mhyrr was quickly replaced by a couple of broads from Shrek Snr's home town, which is just South of the river. They always say that they have greener skin than an unripe tomatoe, about as green as mouldy eccles cakes. This time Shrek's wife will be wearing a peep hole around her thick green bodice, enabling Shrek to cling on without needing furiously lube his huge fingers which helps him when he has to loosen a hardened bogie! Shrek Jnr suddenly said "Another brandy, quickly, I'm a green, lean, drinking ... um, something or other and I love sniffing Parafin!" Silence descended like shit on a stove. Out from the bushes appeared, completely naked, a very odd looking wet Reverse mermaid - legs and a green butt, but better butter butts no butts left unbuttered, because better butter butts better! "That's ridiculous!" Said Marge. "Aren't you Fiona," said a stranger walking in, but Marge had already jumped off of the green diving board into vat of melted butter drowning with a gurgle. Shrek frowned in consternation then died of Dihorrea. Shrek's demise. The End!
, as I was humping...my beautiful big green avocado. Princess Fiona's jaw fastened on Shrek's jugularas she drank the big, green ogre's juice with a dash of donkeys testicles and Pussy's hair balls. But Shrek was not amussed by the thought of nipple coated in white chocolate made him puke till he turned green. Suddenly, we realised he's dead. "Everyone grab a fork and stick it in to see whether he was pregnant. The baby was also quite dead However, the twin survived for about 3 seconds until it too died. The twin was pregnant! With a two-headed, yellow-eyed blue bearded rat with brown teeth and a two-pack-a-day habit. "Call the National Enquirer!"The cure for cancer is cigarrettes smothered in chocolate. Over-active 'Gag Reflex', though often beard-induced, is a sign of overly prolonged erotic self-asphyxiation , thus begging the question: (while donning lace panties) did I forget to turn off that little bunsen burner? Those tarts working in the supermarket grease the wheelchairs with KY Jelly, doughnut filling. The gentle scent of unflushed toilets made Shrek salivate with hungry longing. Shrek decided to visit his accountant with official cancer curing newsflash while wearing a speedo made entirely out of discarded six-pack rings. He grimaced at the feel but carried on walking decidedly, uncomfortable all-the-way, He arrived, chafed and irritated. He slowly opens the door, to see
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duh 
"catpurrs"
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Posted - 07/12/2005 : 04:54:33
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quote:
Originally posted by thefoxboy
He slowly opens the door, to see
Donkey playing pattycake with
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E.L.F
"Me, nice Elf, aye."
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Posted - 07/15/2005 : 05:01:20
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a life-sized image of
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duh
"catpurrs"
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Posted - 07/15/2005 : 05:13:21
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Thumbelina on his hand hoof.
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Edited by - duh on 07/15/2005 05:13:50 |
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E.L.F
"Me, nice Elf, aye."
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Posted - 07/15/2005 : 05:23:42
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"Ummmm, Donkey.." he panted,
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duh
"catpurrs"
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Posted - 07/15/2005 : 06:05:09
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"can 2 play that?"
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Beanmimo 
"August review site"
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Posted - 08/04/2005 : 13:42:02
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of the swamp floated
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shoon 
"Five(ish?) years as a fwiffer"
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Posted - 08/26/2005 : 14:39:19
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I clearly remember killing Shrek! And his babies! bah!
a horrible, pungent smelling
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duh
"catpurrs"
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Posted - 08/26/2005 : 15:00:30
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quote:
Originally posted by shoon
I clearly remember killing Shrek! And his babies! bah!
a horrible, pungent smelling
Some things are too bad to die.
'Alpine Druid Surprise' potpourri
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TitanPa 
"Here four more"
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Posted - 10/17/2005 : 17:13:44
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hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
(sorry...if i eneted just enough forums...My name will be in each forum...lol)
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E.L.F
"Me, nice Elf, aye."
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Posted - 10/25/2005 : 08:23:02
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he said, rubbing his
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duh
"catpurrs"
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Posted - 10/26/2005 : 01:24:38
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quote:
Originally posted by E.L.F
he said, rubbing his
great balls of fire.
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E.L.F
"Me, nice Elf, aye."
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Posted - 10/26/2005 : 02:08:03
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I think we need.....
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duh
"catpurrs"
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Posted - 10/26/2005 : 04:15:38
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a ball bearing
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Shrek 3; Attack of the green mini-me
