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BaftaBaby 
"Always entranced by cinema."
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Once upon a remake in the quaint state of
Connecticut ...
The Rules
The first line of a haiku poem has five syllables.
The second line has seven syllables.
The third, and final, line has five syllables.
The Movie Haiku Contest (MHC) is open to every member of the FWFR site.
To enter, all you have to do is think of a Haiku for the current movie, then post into the current thread. Simple as that. Also, haikus may be risque, but nothing explicit please.
Only one entry per person as per The Blevins Rule. However, you are allowed to edit your existing entry until 9pm Tuesday FWFR time. *
Voting.
If you have entered the MHC, then you have to vote. If you do not vote, you'll lose 3 points from your total, even if you are Sludge and its your birthday. This could mean the difference between the adoration and envy of your fellow Fwiffers or being the feckless butt of our jokes!
You do not have to enter an MHC to vote. Vote away. It'll be like a lurker vote!
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For each round, you get to vote for your three favourite haikus. The voting is as follows:
3 pts fwfr a
2 pts fwfr b
1 pt fwfr c
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You may vote only once
You cannot vote for yourself.
You can vote for the previous winner
You vote by sending me your votes in a PM (Private Message) HERE, to Me (and feel free to take notice of my For Your Considerations).
When the voting deadline ends (9pm Wednesday April 9, FWFR time), the votes are tallied and the top three places are announced ASAP.
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Whippersnapper. 
"A fourword thinking guy."
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Posted - 04/02/2008 : 21:37:01
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Kath's career could have
Soared. Instead she caught a strange
form of Vertigo.
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Edited by - Whippersnapper. on 04/03/2008 01:17:16 |
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rockfsh 
"Laugh, Love, Cheer"
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Posted - 04/03/2008 : 00:21:13
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Joanna's perfect
No need to implant a chip
Just clone her instead |
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ChocolateLady 
"500 Chocolate Delights"
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Posted - 04/03/2008 : 07:26:30
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Strange to make Nicole
into a living doll since
Matthew's the stiff one!
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Sludge
"Charlie Don't Serf!"
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Posted - 04/03/2008 : 08:08:53
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A wife's fortune told:
Your subtle transformation
is noticed... in bed. |
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BaftaBaby
"Always entranced by cinema."
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Posted - 04/03/2008 : 10:22:20
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Walter supports her.
Joanna's reality's
Close-ing in through Gates.
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Beanmimo
"August review site"
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Posted - 04/03/2008 : 13:30:02
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robots, male friendly
glen is walken over chris
returns go to Oz |
Edited by - Beanmimo on 04/06/2008 21:57:32 |
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ChocolateLady
"500 Chocolate Delights"
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Posted - 04/08/2008 : 05:51:19
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| Dutifully Voted. |
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Beanmimo
"August review site"
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Posted - 04/08/2008 : 17:13:08
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Voted before my wires got crossed. |
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BaftaBaby
"Always entranced by cinema."
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Posted - 04/09/2008 : 14:44:35
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Let's get those votes in, people!!!!
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Sludge
"Charlie Don't Serf!"
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Posted - 04/10/2008 : 05:05:03
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| I or my proxy voted |
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BaftaBaby
"Always entranced by cinema."
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Posted - 04/10/2008 : 09:12:00
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Gosh, those Stepford Wives ... you'd think with all that Microsoft programming you still wouldn't have to wait while they got ready for the show 
OK - here's the judgin'
In a rigid but highly respectable third place
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We have a tie 
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with a vote tally of six points each
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The dynamic duo:
Sludge [1,2,2,1]
Myself [2,1,1,2]
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In second place
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with Nine Big Ones!
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In a Class of her own, it's the incomparable, obedient yet deviant
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Chocolate Lady [2,1,3,3]
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But waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay out in front and looking totally perfect, not a hair out of place
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as he steps out of his pool
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Sporting a DOZEN OF POINTS
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"Oh, rockfsh, what have they done to you?!
[3,3,3,3]
Let's hear it for the rock! 
And, rockfsh - once they unplug you, let's hear your next challenging choice 
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ChocolateLady
"500 Chocolate Delights"
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Posted - 04/10/2008 : 10:10:40
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| Hurrah for the Rockfsh! Bravo! |
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Beanmimo
"August review site"
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Posted - 04/10/2008 : 10:36:30
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Go da Rocky!!! |
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Whippersnapper.
"A fourword thinking guy."
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Posted - 04/10/2008 : 11:20:31
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Absolutely!
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rockfsh
"Laugh, Love, Cheer"
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Posted - 04/10/2008 : 16:48:15
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| erp, I'm shorting out... |
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Movie Haiku Contest #99 The Stepford Wives
