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RockGolf 
"1500+ reviews. 1 joke."

Posted - 04/03/2008 :  12:16:48  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Yes, primates! Our nearly biological neighbour and so many icon movie choices: Gorillas. Big gorillas. Enormous gorillas!

Also monkey, chimpanzees, orang-utangs, baboons, lemurs, gibbons and any other species of primate, excluding humans.

Let's put primates on the endangered list!

I'll start with:

Cheeta didn't prosper.

Spelling corrected.

Edited by - RockGolf on 04/04/2008 20:55:49

Cheese_Ed 
"The Provolone Ranger"

Posted - 04/03/2008 :  12:42:27  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I'll go with the obvious:




Dead time for Bonzo.
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Whippersnapper. 
"A fourword thinking guy."

Posted - 04/03/2008 :  12:56:08  Show Profile  Reply with Quote


Primates into cremates.
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Ali 
"Those aren't pillows."

Posted - 04/03/2008 :  13:03:49  Show Profile  Reply with Quote

Curiosity killed George.
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ChocolateLady 
"500 Chocolate Delights"

Posted - 04/03/2008 :  14:01:44  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Planted over the Apes
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damalc 
"last watched: Sausage Party"

Posted - 04/03/2008 :  14:53:02  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Blighted Joe Young
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MisterBadIdea 
"PLZ GET MILK, KTHXBYE"

Posted - 04/03/2008 :  15:24:09  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Dunston Checks Out
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w22dheartlivie 
"Kitty Lover"

Posted - 04/03/2008 :  16:29:34  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Dead, damned dirty apes!!
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w22dheartlivie 
"Kitty Lover"

Posted - 04/03/2008 :  16:43:11  Show Profile  Reply with Quote

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Primates deaths so far....

Cheetah didn't prosper. - R o � k G 0 1 f
Dead time for Bonzo. - Cheese Ed
Primates into cremates. - Whippersnapper
Curiosity killed George. - Ali
Planted over the Apes. - Chocolate Lady
Blighted Joe Young. - damalc
Dunston Checks Out. - MisterBadIdea
Dead, damned dirty apes!! - wildhartlivie
King Conked. - rockfsh
Gorillas in the mire. - Koli
Monkey see, monkey done. - Chris C
Shocked the monkey tonight. - Phronetic Man
Plummet of the Apes. - TitanPa
Dead Mandrill Walking. - Corduroy Pillow
Magilla, killer. - thefoxboy

Edited by - w22dheartlivie on 04/05/2008 02:25:03
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rockfsh 
"Laugh, Love, Cheer"

Posted - 04/03/2008 :  16:58:15  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
King Conked
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Koli 
"Striving lackadaisically for perfection."

Posted - 04/03/2008 :  21:05:51  Show Profile  Reply with Quote



Gorillas in the mire
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Chris C 
"Four words, never backwards."

Posted - 04/03/2008 :  22:07:12  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Monkey see, monkey done.
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Phronetic Man 

Posted - 04/03/2008 :  22:55:21  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Shocked the monkey tonight.
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TitanPa 
"Here four more"

Posted - 04/04/2008 :  01:45:42  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Plummet of the Apes
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RockGolf 
"1500+ reviews. 1 joke."

Posted - 04/04/2008 :  20:55:20  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
To possibly assist or inspire, I have stolen the following abridged list of famous movie Monkeys, Apes & other primates:

* Amy, ASL-signing gorilla in Congo
* Baloo, from The Jungle Book
* Bonzo, chimpanzee in Bedtime for Bonzo (1951) and the sequel Bonzo Goes To College (1952)
* Buddy, gorilla in Buddy (1997)
* Cheeta, chimpanzee sidekick of Tarzan in 1930s films
* Clyde, orangutan in Clint Eastwood movies Every Which Way But Loose and Any Which Way You Can
* Cornelius, Zira, & Dr. Zaius in Planet of the Apes (1968) and sequels
* Dexter - capuchin monkey from Night at the Museum (2006)
* Dodger � the trained pickpocket monkey from Monkey Trouble (1994)
* Dunston, orangutan in the comedy Dunston Checks In (1996)
* Easy, chimpanzee from Babe: Pig in the City (1998)
* Ed, the chimpanzee from Ed (1996)
* Elijah, chimpanzee from Being John Malkovich (1999)
* Ella � the killer monkey from the horror movie Monkey Shines (1988)
* Esther, chimpanzee from Monkey Business (1952)
* Goliath, the gorilla in The Hairy Ape (1944) & Gorilla at Large (1954)
* Jack - ghost/pirate monkey in Pirates of the Caribbean (2003)
* King Kong
* Mason the Chimpanzee, from Madagascar animated movie (2005)
* (Mr.) Livingstone, chimpanzee from Delicatessen (1991)
* Mojo Jojo the super-intelligent evil monkey from The Powerpuff Girls Movie.
* Mighty Joe Young
* Nikko � the flying monkey commander from The Wizard of Oz
* Raffles, chimpanzee from The Barefoot Executive (1971)
* Spike � Ace Ventura's monkey companion in Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994) and Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls (1995).
* Stanley, chimpanzee from The Monkey's Uncle (1965)
* Suzanne, orangutan in Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back and the credits of Mallrats
* Virgil the chimpanzee in Project X (1987)

Edited by - RockGolf on 04/04/2008 21:02:45
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Corduroy Pillow 
"All puns intended"

Posted - 04/04/2008 :  23:05:23  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Dead Mandrill Walking.
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