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Corduroy Pillow  "All puns intended"
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Posted - 05/02/2008 : 07:06:42
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Nothing But Rubble. |
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w22dheartlivie  "Kitty Lover"
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Posted - 05/02/2008 : 20:21:38
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Voting closes 9pm Wednesday FWFR time. You must vote on FWTO's in this list. click this direct link to Wildhartlivie's PM page.
Entrant Rules- No more than FOUR words.
 - Use inspiration from any source, but it must be related to the subject.
 - Winning FWTOs from previous rounds cannot be used again.
 - Entries are welcome from any FWFR members.

Only one entry per person as per The Blevins Rule. You can only post your alternatives after the results have been announced.
If you want an idea of what type of FWTO wins, click here to see the previous winners list
You do not have to enter an FWTO to vote. Vote away. It'll be like a lurker vote!
Before sending votes, please read the Rules on voting.
Voting is as follows:
3 points Tom 2 points Dick 1 point Harry
not
1) Tom 2) Dick 3) Harry
So please don't confuse the Tally Girls as they will not know if Tom gets 1 vote or Tom is your favourite for 3 votes.
Your votes will only be counted if sent in the 3,2,1 format. Any votes received that the 6 votes are spread out like 2,2,2 or 3,1,1,1 etc will not be counted. The 3 vote non-voting penalty will also apply.
Don't be a Tosser and forget to vote!
Also, please make sure that your username or initials are either in the subject line or body of your message when you vote. I'm a ditz and get confused over who it's from!!! Thanks!!!
Demi Moore deaths so far....
M.I. Jane. - wildhartlivie
Hester festers. - Phronetic Man
About Last Rites... - MisterBadIdea
No Moore. - Whippersnapper
Demi-sed. - Cheese Ed
Ghost. - thefoxboy
The Butchered Wife. - rockfsh
Demi Glazed. - CankleFetish
Ashes to Ashton. - R o � k G 0 1 f
Demi Mort. - Se�n
Internment Proposal. - Chocolate Lady
Fully Throttled. - Ali
Moore is less. - Chris C
Hatchback at Notre Dame. - TitanPa
Turned into Dinty Moore. - turrell
Nothing But Rubble. - Corduroy Pillow

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RockGolf  "1500+ reviews. 1 joke."
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Posted - 05/06/2008 : 15:46:03
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Voted.
Story time: Back around 2000 or so, soaked in Y2k overtime bonuses my family went to Disney World. The "cast" there have nametags that list not only their first name, but their hometown. The check-in clerk at the Disney accommodations we were staying at listed Roswell, NM as her home town. Now I'm sure that 90% of people interacting with her never noticed her town, and 90% of the people who did made some reference to UFO's, Area 51 or aliens.
"Roswell, New Mexico" I said to her, and you could see her wait to gamely laugh at some lame little green men joke she must have heard a thousand times. "Hometown of Demi Moore", I added.
Well, the smile and joy that must have earned her the job in the first place came right through! "Omigod! How did you know that! My brother went to school with her!" I have no idea how I knew that. You could name a thousand other actors bigger than Demi Moore and I couldn't name the home town of one of them. With some obscure piece of trivia I had made her day. It felt wonderful.
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MisterBadIdea  "PLZ GET MILK, KTHXBYE"
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Posted - 05/07/2008 : 02:16:53
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I knew Demi Moore was from Roswell.
This week's viewing: The Scarlet Letter Thoughts: Wow, I never thought I would get upset that they butchered a novel that I didn't enjoy one second when I was forced to read it in 11th grade, but GODDAMN. What a terrible, awful movie. |
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ChocolateLady  "500 Chocolate Delights"
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Posted - 05/07/2008 : 06:01:42
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There wasn't a Ghost of a chance that I wouldn't vote this round! |
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turrell  "Ohhhh Ohhhh Ohhhh Ohhhh "
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Posted - 05/07/2008 : 15:12:21
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I voted Moore or less |
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TitanPa  "Here four more"
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Posted - 05/07/2008 : 18:51:03
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I voted...Even though I told my self no to. |
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RockGolf  "1500+ reviews. 1 joke."
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Posted - 05/07/2008 : 22:05:49
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Five votes?!?!?
Tick tock, people!! |
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w22dheartlivie  "Kitty Lover"
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Posted - 05/07/2008 : 22:54:03
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Submitted by email: One crazy succumber.
The keymaster has tallied the results and here they are:
16 entries and 15 voters. . . . . . . . At 3rd place, as voted by you with a total of 10 votes... Demi meets... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Demi-sed. - Cheese Ed (3322) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . At at 2nd best death, as voted by you with 11 votes... . . . Marrying a meatcutter has it's risks... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
The Butchered Wife. - rockfsh (322211) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . The winner with a vote breakdown of 33332211 and a Total of 18 votes . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Please be upstanding . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Make some noise people. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . She received Extreme Unction... . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
MisterBadIdea with About Last Rites. . . Congratulations MisterBadIdea for picking up your 5th FWTO win, well done. Time to get up here and give us a few words then choose the next victim. Make sure it's NOT someone that we had laid to rest in previous rounds.
You are now free to post any alternative FWTOs you may have.
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Sean  "Necrosphenisciform anthropophagist."
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Posted - 05/07/2008 : 23:33:44
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I'm flabberghasted that "Ashes to Ashton" never even made it in the top three let alone being a runaway winner! 
Perhaps I've got bife's curse.  |
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MisterBadIdea  "PLZ GET MILK, KTHXBYE"
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Posted - 05/08/2008 : 00:52:43
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I thought you were referring to "Demi-sed," which was way better than mine.
But in any case, WOO HOO DOUBLE WIN. That's right, eat it, monkeys. |
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Ali  "Those aren't pillows."
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Posted - 05/08/2008 : 06:55:49
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I'm surprised No Moore didn't win.
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RockGolf  "1500+ reviews. 1 joke."
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Posted - 05/08/2008 : 11:54:58
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quote: Originally posted by Se�n
I'm flabbergasted that "Ashes to Ashton" never even made it in the top three let alone being a runaway winner! 
Thanks , but I knew it wouldn't win. I've never been able to get even a top 3 placing on any spouse-based FWTO, and I've submitted 4 or 5. |
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