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Montgomery 
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 Posted - 06/04/2008 : 16:17:24
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Sludge hasn't checked in yet.
I just PMed him.
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Whippersnapper. 
"A fourword thinking guy."
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Posted - 06/04/2008 : 16:21:03
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You checked the cellar?
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Montgomery
"F**k!"
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Posted - 06/04/2008 : 18:10:40
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I checked the trunk of the car in the old marsh. And, wow-ee!, I'm rich!
EM :)
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Sludge
"Charlie Don't Serf!"
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Posted - 06/04/2008 : 21:01:04
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| I checked in, but didn't check out. |
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Montgomery
"F**k!"
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Posted - 06/04/2008 : 22:06:23
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Okay. We've heard from everyone -- or their dead mothers talking through them from beyond the grave.
In third place -- taking out just a few guests with a swipe of his knife is -- Rockflesh. with a score of 7 stabs (1,1,2,3)
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In second place, donning the wig and taking out a few more guests - but only after they have undressed and gotten into the shower - with a score of 9 stabs is Whipperstabber (3,2,2,1,1)
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And, I'm not sure I've heard of a score this high before.
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Pretty impressive.
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Check the c-c-c-c-cutlery drawer.
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Because the first place winner. . .
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NORMAN!!!!!
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The first place winner . . .
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NORMAN!!!!!! GET BACK UP HERE!!!!!
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But Mother, I was just about to reveal the haiku winner.
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The first place winner . . .
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NORMAN BATES!!!!! YOU OBEY YOUR MOTHER!!!!!!!!
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But, Mom! These are nice people. They just want to know the winner of the Psycho haiku contest.
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Quick, before she calls again.
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The winner with an impressive 16 stabs, with the full wig and the dress and the attack in the shower . . . is RockGash. (2,1,3,3,2,2,3)
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Nice work, RockGolf.
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NORMAN!!!!!!!
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I'm coming, Mother!
RockGolf. Wash off. Hide the wig and dress. Erase our names from the Guest Registry. And choose our next haiku topic.
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Whippersnapper.
"A fourword thinking guy."
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Posted - 06/04/2008 : 23:08:39
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Well done Rockgolf!
I wonder, is your haiku participation now going to become the Norm?
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RockGolf 
"1500+ reviews. 1 joke."
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Posted - 06/04/2008 : 23:08:44
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Seriously? SERIOUSLY?!?
Wow, I gotta enter this one more often.
New film shortly. I want to see what's missing.
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Movie Haiku #107 -- Psycho.
