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Canklefish 
"Let's Get OUTTA Here!"

Posted - 05/29/2008 :  05:06:05  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Well, she was young, beautiful and mildly talented. It's a shame to see it come to this end, but Scarlett Johansson's time has passed.

Let's send her off with the departure she so richly deserves

Canklefish 
"Let's Get OUTTA Here!"

Posted - 05/29/2008 :  05:06:42  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
The Scarlett Deader

Edited by - Canklefish on 05/29/2008 05:17:09
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MisterBadIdea 
"PLZ GET MILK, KTHXBYE"

Posted - 05/29/2008 :  05:43:20  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Lost in Starvation
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w22dheartlivie 
"Kitty Lover"

Posted - 05/29/2008 :  05:48:35  Show Profile  Reply with Quote

Voting closes 9pm Wednesday FWFR time.
You must vote on FWTO's in this list.

click this direct link to Wildhartlivie's PM page.

Entrant Rules
  • No more than FOUR words.
  • Use inspiration from any source, but it must be related to the subject.
  • Winning FWTOs from previous rounds cannot be used again.
  • Entries are welcome from any FWFR members.


Only one entry per person as per The Blevins Rule.
You can only post your alternatives after the results have been announced.

If you want an idea of what type of FWTO wins, click here to see the previous winners list

You do not have to enter an FWTO to vote. Vote away. It'll be like a lurker vote!


Before sending votes, please read the Rules on voting.





Voting is as follows:

3 points Tom
2 points Dick
1 point Harry

not

1) Tom
2) Dick
3) Harry

So please don't confuse the Tally Girls as they will not know if Tom gets 1 vote or Tom is your favourite for 3 votes.

Your votes will only be counted if sent in the 3,2,1 format.
Any votes received that the 6 votes are spread out like 2,2,2 or 3,1,1,1 etc will not be counted.
The 3 vote non-voting penalty will also apply.

Don't be a Tosser and forget to vote!


Also, please make sure that your username or initials are either in the subject line or body of your message when you vote. I'm a ditz and get confused over who it's from!!! Thanks!!!




Scarlett Johansson deaths so far....

The Scarlett Deader. - CankleFetish
Lost in Starvation. - MisterBadIdea
The Dead Boleyn Girl. - wildheartlivie
Pearl Earring Got Infected. - Phronetic Man
The Horse Whipped Her. - Chocolate Lady
An American Requiem. - Ali
Lost in Transfusion. - Se�n
Johansson in Ghost World. - R o � k G 0 1 f
Lass In Transmigration. - Whippersnapper
The road runs Scarlett. - Cheese Ed
Scarlett: fever or cleaver? - rockfsh
Frankly, my dead Scarlett ... - Corduroy Pillow
Lucy Couldn't get up. - TitanPa







Edited by - w22dheartlivie on 05/31/2008 03:30:50
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Phronetic Man 

Posted - 05/29/2008 :  05:53:36  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Pearl Earring Got Infected.

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ChocolateLady 
"500 Chocolate Delights"

Posted - 05/29/2008 :  06:29:10  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
The Horse Whipped Her.
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Ali 
"Those aren't pillows."

Posted - 05/29/2008 :  07:10:35  Show Profile  Reply with Quote

An American Requiem
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Sean 
"Necrosphenisciform anthropophagist."

Posted - 05/29/2008 :  07:18:28  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Lost in Transfusion.
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RockGolf 
"1500+ reviews. 1 joke."

Posted - 05/29/2008 :  12:00:15  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Johannson in Ghost World
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Whippersnapper. 
"A fourword thinking guy."

Posted - 05/29/2008 :  12:35:47  Show Profile  Reply with Quote



Lass In Transmigration

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Cheese_Ed 
"The Provolone Ranger"

Posted - 05/29/2008 :  12:45:07  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I heard she was hit by a bus:





The road runs Scarlett.
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rockfsh 
"Laugh, Love, Cheer"

Posted - 05/29/2008 :  17:00:05  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Scarlett: fever or cleaver?
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MisterBadIdea 
"PLZ GET MILK, KTHXBYE"

Posted - 05/30/2008 :  02:09:46  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Prescient choice of victim: She died at the same time as her singing career.
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Corduroy Pillow 
"All puns intended"

Posted - 05/30/2008 :  06:27:09  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Frankly, my dead Scarlett ...
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Sean 
"Necrosphenisciform anthropophagist."

Posted - 05/30/2008 :  08:15:20  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I was a little surprised to find we hadn't already whacked Scarlett. But I wouldn't have believed you if you'd said we hadn't pornolised her yet. Dunno why I didn't pick her for FWPT - 002, lack of movies is the only reason I can think of...

BTW, I listened to that track on MBI's link. If there's such a thing as 'nothingness' music, that was it...
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ChocolateLady 
"500 Chocolate Delights"

Posted - 05/30/2008 :  09:12:37  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Se�n

I was a little surprised to find we hadn't already whacked Scarlett. But I wouldn't have believed you if you'd said we hadn't pornolised her yet. Dunno why I didn't pick her for FWPT - 002, lack of movies is the only reason I can think of...

BTW, I listened to that track on MBI's link. If there's such a thing as 'nothingness' music, that was it...



The cat I ran over in the street the other day sounded better than this song.

(Of course, I have a special affinity for the sound of a cat screaming in pain, but that's just me.)

((PS: No, I didn't actually run over a cat the other day. That was a joke. Call me tastless if you like. Won't get me to like cats, epsecially strays.))

Edited by - ChocolateLady on 05/30/2008 09:16:57
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