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Canklefish 
"Let's Get OUTTA Here!"
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Posted - 05/29/2008 : 05:06:05
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Well, she was young, beautiful and mildly talented. It's a shame to see it come to this end, but Scarlett Johansson's time has passed.
Let's send her off with the departure she so richly deserves |
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Canklefish  "Let's Get OUTTA Here!"
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Posted - 05/29/2008 : 05:06:42
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The Scarlett Deader |
Edited by - Canklefish on 05/29/2008 05:17:09 |
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MisterBadIdea  "PLZ GET MILK, KTHXBYE"
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Posted - 05/29/2008 : 05:43:20
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Lost in Starvation |
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w22dheartlivie  "Kitty Lover"
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Posted - 05/29/2008 : 05:48:35
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Scarlett Johansson deaths so far....
The Scarlett Deader. - CankleFetish
Lost in Starvation. - MisterBadIdea
The Dead Boleyn Girl. - wildheartlivie
Pearl Earring Got Infected. - Phronetic Man
The Horse Whipped Her. - Chocolate Lady
An American Requiem. - Ali
Lost in Transfusion. - Se�n
Johansson in Ghost World. - R o � k G 0 1 f
Lass In Transmigration. - Whippersnapper
The road runs Scarlett. - Cheese Ed
Scarlett: fever or cleaver? - rockfsh
Frankly, my dead Scarlett ... - Corduroy Pillow
Lucy Couldn't get up. - TitanPa

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Edited by - w22dheartlivie on 05/31/2008 03:30:50 |
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Phronetic Man 
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Posted - 05/29/2008 : 05:53:36
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Pearl Earring Got Infected.
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ChocolateLady  "500 Chocolate Delights"
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Posted - 05/29/2008 : 06:29:10
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The Horse Whipped Her. |
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Ali  "Those aren't pillows."
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Posted - 05/29/2008 : 07:10:35
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An American Requiem
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Sean  "Necrosphenisciform anthropophagist."
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Posted - 05/29/2008 : 07:18:28
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Lost in Transfusion.  |
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RockGolf  "1500+ reviews. 1 joke."
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Posted - 05/29/2008 : 12:00:15
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Johannson in Ghost World |
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Whippersnapper.  "A fourword thinking guy."
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Posted - 05/29/2008 : 12:35:47
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Lass In Transmigration
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Cheese_Ed  "The Provolone Ranger"
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Posted - 05/29/2008 : 12:45:07
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I heard she was hit by a bus:
The road runs Scarlett. |
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rockfsh  "Laugh, Love, Cheer"
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Posted - 05/29/2008 : 17:00:05
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Scarlett: fever or cleaver? |
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MisterBadIdea  "PLZ GET MILK, KTHXBYE"
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Posted - 05/30/2008 : 02:09:46
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Prescient choice of victim: She died at the same time as her singing career. |
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Corduroy Pillow  "All puns intended"
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Posted - 05/30/2008 : 06:27:09
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Frankly, my dead Scarlett ... |
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Sean  "Necrosphenisciform anthropophagist."
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Posted - 05/30/2008 : 08:15:20
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I was a little surprised to find we hadn't already whacked Scarlett. But I wouldn't have believed you if you'd said we hadn't pornolised her yet. Dunno why I didn't pick her for FWPT - 002, lack of movies is the only reason I can think of...
BTW, I listened to that track on MBI's link. If there's such a thing as 'nothingness' music, that was it...  |
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ChocolateLady  "500 Chocolate Delights"
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Posted - 05/30/2008 : 09:12:37
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quote: Originally posted by Se�n
I was a little surprised to find we hadn't already whacked Scarlett. But I wouldn't have believed you if you'd said we hadn't pornolised her yet. Dunno why I didn't pick her for FWPT - 002, lack of movies is the only reason I can think of...
BTW, I listened to that track on MBI's link. If there's such a thing as 'nothingness' music, that was it... 
The cat I ran over in the street the other day sounded better than this song.
(Of course, I have a special affinity for the sound of a cat screaming in pain, but that's just me.)
((PS: No, I didn't actually run over a cat the other day. That was a joke. Call me tastless if you like. Won't get me to like cats, epsecially strays.)) |
Edited by - ChocolateLady on 05/30/2008 09:16:57 |
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