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rockfsh 
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 Posted - 07/09/2008 : 16:52:28
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Back to comedy
Hot Fuzz
Abbreviated rules borrowed from here to encourage some new entrants ....
The Rules
The first line of a haiku poem has five syllables.
The second line has seven syllables.
The third, and final, line has five syllables.
The Movie Haiku Contest (MHC) is open to every member of the FWFR site.
To enter, all you have to do is think of a Haiku for the current movie, then post into the current thread. Simple as that. Also, haikus may be risque, but nothing explicit please.
Only one entry per person as per The Blevins Rule. However, you are allowed to edit your existing entry until 9pm Tuesday FWFR time. *
Voting.
If you have entered the MHC, then you have to vote. If you do not vote, you'll lose 3 points from your total, even if you are Sludge and its your birthday. This could mean the difference between the adoration and envy of your fellow Fwiffers or being the feckless butt of our jokes!
You do not have to enter an MHC to vote. Vote away. It'll be like a lurker vote!
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For each round, you get to vote for your three favourite haikus. The voting is as follows:
3 pts fwfr a
2 pts fwfr b
1 pt fwfr c
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You may vote only once
You cannot vote for yourself.
You can vote for the previous winner
You vote by sending me your votes in a PM (Private Message)HERE, to Me. ,
When the voting deadline ends (9pm Wednesday 17 July FWFR time), the votes are tallied and the top three places are announced. |
Edited by - rockfsh on 07/10/2008 04:41:39 |
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rockfsh
"Laugh, Love, Cheer"
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Posted - 07/09/2008 : 18:29:21
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Simon Pegg's copper
Way too good for his own good
Not 'The Greater Good' |
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BaftaBaby 
"Always entranced by cinema."
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Posted - 07/09/2008 : 23:47:31
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Neighbourhood Watch want
Angel to preside over
the Best-Kept Village.
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Whippersnapper. 
"A fourword thinking guy."
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Posted - 07/10/2008 : 09:48:52
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Transfered from big city
To country village, Angel
makes waves and cheap laughs.
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[matt] 
"Cinemattic."
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Posted - 07/12/2008 : 03:50:51
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Hi guys, first time entrant here! 
Angel's a top cop,
Knocked down a Pegg, partnered with
A dumb fatboy gun. |
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rockfsh
"Laugh, Love, Cheer"
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Posted - 07/12/2008 : 18:21:14
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Whippersnapper.
"A fourword thinking guy."
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Posted - 07/15/2008 : 17:41:51
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It looks like I might get another top 4 finish! 
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[matt]
"Cinemattic."
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Posted - 07/15/2008 : 18:01:53
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Hahaha  yeah me too! And on my first go! Man we're awesome. |
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rockfsh
"Laugh, Love, Cheer"
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Posted - 07/15/2008 : 23:07:31
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I'm only announcing yhe top 2  |
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BaftaBaby
"Always entranced by cinema."
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Posted - 07/16/2008 : 09:57:23
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Voted. Because I'm The Good Angel.
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Whippersnapper.
"A fourword thinking guy."
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Posted - 07/16/2008 : 11:22:42
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I voted too.
And as [matt] said, we are AWESOME!
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[matt]
"Cinemattic."
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Posted - 07/16/2008 : 12:54:13
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Voted.
Haha LOVE your Iron Man review! Yet more proof of how awesome we are.
I just hit that.  |
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rockfsh
"Laugh, Love, Cheer"
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Posted - 07/16/2008 : 16:49:03
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In an photo finish....or wild goose chase, here are the results with one lurker vote.
As promised only the top 2 places are announced to avoid... well....
But tied for 2nd place
with a total of 7 points
in a close split decision
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the lineup...
Whipper!!(3,2,1,1), Bafta!! (3,3,1) [matt]!! (3,3,1)
and with 9 (3,2,2,2)
and warden of the Watch
me.
Since I'm going to Las Vegas next week (for a wedding), I'm passing the duty of picking the next film to
the newest Watch member [matt]
So pick the next flick [matt]
and Congrats to all, especially me.... |
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Whippersnapper.
"A fourword thinking guy."
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Posted - 07/16/2008 : 17:42:19
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Eh, excuse me buster, but those votes would mean that there were SIX votes for 1st place, FOUR for 2nd and FOUR for 3rd.
I demand a recount! 
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rockfsh
"Laugh, Love, Cheer"
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Posted - 07/16/2008 : 18:05:27
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| The Supreme Court denies cert |
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Whippersnapper.
"A fourword thinking guy."
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Posted - 07/16/2008 : 18:15:08
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Now look here my good man, if there were 4 entrants and one lurker thats 5 votes - 5 firsts, 5 seconds and 5 thirds.
You have 6 firsts, four seconds and four thirds.
This does not add up.
This is Florida all over again! 
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Haiku Contest #113 - Hot Fuzz
