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Montgomery 
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 Posted - 08/15/2008 : 03:38:26
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You can't swing a bag of Corn Nuts around here without hitting a chick named Heather. Unless you happen to hit a Veronica.
Let's go back to the days when Winona Ryder was a rising star, instead of a convicted shoplifter.
It's time to haiku HEATHERS! Link in a second once I get it.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097493/
Abbreviated rules borrowed from here to encourage some new entrants ....
The Rules
The first line of a haiku poem has five syllables.
The second line has seven syllables.
The third, and final, line has five syllables.
The Movie Haiku Contest (MHC) is open to every member of the FWFR site.
To enter, all you have to do is think of a Haiku for the current movie, then post into the current thread. Simple as that. Also, haikus may be risque, but nothing explicit please.
Only one entry per person as per The Blevins Rule. However, you are allowed to edit your existing entry until 9pm Tuesday FWFR time. *
Voting.
If you have entered the MHC, then you have to vote. If you do not vote, you'll lose 3 points from your total, even if you are Sludge and its your birthday. This could mean the difference between the adoration and envy of your fellow Fwiffers or being the feckless butt of our jokes!
You do not have to enter an MHC to vote. Vote away. It'll be like a lurker vote!
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For each round, you get to vote for your three favourite haikus. The voting is as follows:
3 pts fwfr a
2 pts fwfr b
1 pt fwfr c
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You may vote only once
You cannot vote for yourself.
You can vote for the previous winner
You vote by sending me your votes in a PM (Private Message) to Me.
And remember -- no wagering. Eskimo.
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Edited by - Montgomery on 08/15/2008 03:42:18 |
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Montgomery
"F**k!"
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Posted - 08/15/2008 : 03:53:43
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Veronica loves
pate, croquet, and killing
off jerky classmates.
EM :)
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BaftaBaby 
"Always entranced by cinema."
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Posted - 08/16/2008 : 00:21:00
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JD, Sawyer prove
the root of all Heathers is
Calluna vulgaris.
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w22dheartlivie
"Kitty Lover"
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Posted - 08/16/2008 : 01:37:28
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Veronica wants
cool guys like J.D. out of
her life forever.
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Sludge 
"Charlie Don't Serf!"
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Posted - 08/16/2008 : 15:22:37
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Winona destroys
Heather, Heather & Heather
with Jack Nicholson
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ChocolateLady
"500 Chocolate Delights"
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Posted - 08/20/2008 : 09:15:21
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| Lurker vote sent - never heard of this movie, I'm afraid. |
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BaftaBaby
"Always entranced by cinema."
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Posted - 08/20/2008 : 09:50:35
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Went all Scottish moors and then I voted
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Montgomery
"F**k!"
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Posted - 08/20/2008 : 22:11:48
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Just Sludge now.
EM :) |
Edited by - Montgomery on 08/21/2008 16:03:17 |
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Montgomery
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Posted - 08/21/2008 : 16:25:33
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Okay, all the votes are in - all the annoying popular kids done away with.
And we have to motor if we're going to make that funeral.
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With the yellow hair tie and the cow-tipping date and unfortunate choice of radio talk show alias, coming in with 8 impressive points, it's Heather. That is . . . BaftaBabe. (1,1,3,1,2)
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With the green hair tie (always coveting the red) and the regurgitation habit, plus the shady past with Martha Dumptruck, it's Heather. That is, Monty with 10 points. (2,2,1,2,3)
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Let's have a rousing chorus of "Corn Nuts!" for . . .
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With the red hair tie, the Lunch Time Poll, the repetitive Kumbaya singing in Heaven and cup of liquid drain cleaner for breakfast, with 11 points, it's Heather. That is, Sludge. (3,2,1,2,3)
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Congrats, Sludge! Now choose a film we'll get more than four people to haiku. Geez, I thought Heathers would be way more popular. Obviously, you guys don't know every second of that movie by heart, like I do.
EM :)
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Sludge
"Charlie Don't Serf!"
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Posted - 08/21/2008 : 16:43:40
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Crazy. Thanks for your votes o confidence. I too thought Heathers would inspire more entries. Generally things seem a little slow probably due to vacations and whatnot.
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Haiku Contest #118 -- Heathers
