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MguyX 
"X marks the spot"
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 Posted - 10/19/2008 : 02:14:10
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It's the shins that gets it.  |
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duh 
"catpurrs"
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Posted - 10/19/2008 : 02:56:21
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| Finally, the DNS got straightened out and it is safe to go to http://fwiffer.com directly. |
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w22dheartlivie
"Kitty Lover"
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Posted - 10/19/2008 : 03:21:23
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Originally posted by MguyX
It's the shins that gets it.
Do your shins need someone to rub Ben-Gay on them at night? |
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MguyX
"X marks the spot"
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Posted - 10/19/2008 : 05:44:58
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Originally posted by wildheartlivie
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Originally posted by MguyX
It's the shins that gets it.
Do your shins need someone to rub Ben-Gay on them at night?
Do I have to travel to Indiana each time, cuz that's a LOT of frequent flyer miles. 
BTW: the CrossFit routine changes everyday, so the jump rope thing is only every once in a while (Shins: "Thank God!"). The workouts seem impossible, but once you start doing them it's amazing. I haven't been in this kind of shape since I got booted out of the Marine Corps 21 years ago.
Checkout some of the workout videos from the CrossFit affiliates around the country - they get crazy! (Mind you, the ones posted below are near-record times - not the times yours truly puts up. The files take a minute or so to download, so be patient - but it's worth it!)
The Fran workout. (Girl named workouts are named after hurricanes) -2.min.19secs (My best time - 13:58).
The Filthy Fifty workout - about 5min. of video, edited; last guy finishes in 41:13. (My best time - 40:28)
This one will make all the guys feel like pansies: "Nasty Girls". No time posted, but it's about 7 min. (Haven't tried it yet - I can do the ring thing, but it is HARD.)
This guy does 100 pullups in 3min.20secs.? (My time - 15:47)
As for me, I did the "Murph" in 54min.21secs.: 1 mile run, 100 pullups, 200 pushups, 300 squats, 1 mile run. I think I came in seventh place. I was cursing all the way through, but I made it. (First place was 30:48.)
Sick, but addictive!
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w22dheartlivie
"Kitty Lover"
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Posted - 10/19/2008 : 07:45:06
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| No, we can meet somewhere near the Colorado-Kansas border. But seriously, Jamie Lee Curtis got that pesky exercise bug too. That led to rumors, you know!! |
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Koli 
"Striving lackadaisically for perfection."
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Posted - 10/19/2008 : 12:22:11
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Originally posted by BaftaBabe
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Originally posted by Koli
Now this is a diet I could go for. Here we have an edible bra.
But hark, do I hear fellow Brits grumbling about the name? "Candy bra"? they wonder. What loyal England supporter calls confectionery 'candy'?
My theory is that an American company is trying to improve our diet. Apparently a bra like this contains no more than about 60 calories, and by the time you've finished you've forgotten about feeling hungry. 
Who's this 'you' of whom you speak? Not a straight girly like myself!
 
I don't see why straight girlies might have a problem with eating a bra. However I can see why they'd draw the line at other items of underwear.
Mind you, the appalling standards of personal hygiene revealed by a recent survey (about half of mothers don't wash their hands after changing a nappy  and the average man is pretty bad as well), indicate that it would be no riskier than kissing someone's hand, so heterosexual men and lesbians shouldn't be deterred. |
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MguyX
"X marks the spot"
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Posted - 10/19/2008 : 20:56:22
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Bleeeeecccch! Thank God for Handi wipes!
Is it just me, or are germs more resilient these days? I remember when you could safely lick the bottom of your shoe - just to catch that drop of ketchup ("catsup") that fell from your garbage bag.
I'm nearly afraid to touch the door handle when leaving the mens' room! My ex-galfriend warned me about getting "Gladiator Herpes" if I go to the gym too much!
I've got a solution, though: if I stop breathing, then I won't be exposed to any of that dangerous crap ever again!  |
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BaftaBaby 
"Always entranced by cinema."
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Posted - 10/19/2008 : 22:39:28
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Originally posted by MguyX
Bleeeeecccch! Thank God for Handi wipes!
Is it just me, or are germs more resilient these days? I remember when you could safely lick the bottom of your shoe - just to catch that drop of ketchup ("catsup") that fell from your garbage bag.
I'm nearly afraid to touch the door handle when leaving the mens' room! My ex-galfriend warned me about getting "Gladiator Herpes" if I go to the gym too much!
I've got a solution, though: if I stop breathing, then I won't be exposed to any of that dangerous crap ever again!
And don't forget to store your pee in bottles.
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MguyX
"X marks the spot"
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Posted - 10/19/2008 : 23:29:06
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Oh Beebs! Reminds me of that Treat Williams scene from Things To Do In Denver When You're Dead.  |
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Cheese_Ed
"The Provolone Ranger"
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Posted - 10/20/2008 : 18:08:52
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| www.fwiffer.com is fatter than ever with your avs. |
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duh
"catpurrs"
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Posted - 10/20/2008 : 18:11:27
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Originally posted by MguyX
[bI haven't been in this kind of shape since I got booted out of the Marine Corps 21 years ago.
There MUST be a story there?!!!!! |
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Koli
"Striving lackadaisically for perfection."
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Posted - 10/21/2008 : 13:31:55
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Originally posted by MguyX
Bleeeeecccch! Thank God for Handi wipes!
Is it just me, or are germs more resilient these days? I remember when you could safely lick the bottom of your shoe - just to catch that drop of ketchup ("catsup") that fell from your garbage bag.
I'm nearly afraid to touch the door handle when leaving the mens' room! My ex-galfriend warned me about getting "Gladiator Herpes" if I go to the gym too much!
I've got a solution, though: if I stop breathing, then I won't be exposed to any of that dangerous crap ever again!
Not sure I'd endorse that last suggestion, but I'm reliably informed that germs spend more time in the gym than we do, so yes they're tougher.
And one of the benefits (to the bugs) of all that inferior personal hygiene is that computer keyboards get covered with 'em.
Your keyboard could be host to a greater number of harmful bacteria than the average toilet seat, says Which? Magazine (and lots of research reports). (I'm sure that MGuyX keeps his spotless, though apparently if we share keyboards with others that's a recipe for breakfast/lunch/snack debris as well as the aforementioned bog bugs.)
http://www.which.co.uk/advice/how-to-clean-your-pc/index.jsp |
Edited by - Koli on 10/21/2008 13:35:39 |
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ChocolateLady
"500 Chocolate Delights"
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Posted - 10/22/2008 : 09:13:04
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| All my votes were sent in and had absolutely no calories! |
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bife
"Winners never quit ... fwfr ... "
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Posted - 10/22/2008 : 10:58:43
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BaftaBaby
"Always entranced by cinema."
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Posted - 10/22/2008 : 14:30:08
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Voted.
Less bloated!
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Avatar Contest #233 - Diet
