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Beanmimo 
"August review site"
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 Posted - 12/04/2008 : 17:41:03
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Get the big guns out-this time it's WAR.
The Rules
The first line of a haiku poem has five syllables.
The second line of a haiku poem has seven syllables.
The third, and final, line of a haiku poem has five syllables.
The Movie Haiku Contest (MHC) is open to every member of the FWFR site.
To enter, all you have to do is think of a Haiku for the current movie, then post into the current thread. Simple as that. Also, haikus may be risque, but nothing explicit please.
Only one entry per person as per The Blevins Rule. However, you are allowed to edit your existing entry until 9pm Tuesday FWFR time. *
Voting.
If you have entered the MHC, then you have to vote. If you do not vote, you'll lose 3 points from your total. This could mean the difference between the adoration and envy of your fellow Fwiffers or being the feckless butt of our jokes!
You do not have to enter an MHC to vote. Vote away. It'll be like a lurker vote!
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For each round, you get to vote for your three favourite MHC. The voting is as follows:
3 pts Stalean
2 pts Conan
1 pt Benj (Gotta get a jab in here at Benj on account he confessed that haikus aren't his thing. Stay tuned for "movie limericks.")
not
1) AC
2) GHcool
3) thefoxboy
As I will not know if AC gets 1 vote or AC is your favourite for 3 votes.
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You cannot vote for yourself.
You can vote for the previous winner
You vote by sending the currently designated Haiku Meister your votes in a PM (Private Message).
You may vote only once.
When the voting deadline ends (9pm Wednesday FWFR time), the votes are tallied and the top three places are announced.
*After winners are announced, the floor is open for posting of alternate Movie Haikus under that topic heading.
The winner then gets to make an acceptance speech, and choose the movie for the next MHC contest. The winner will post the new movie as a new topic under Movie Haikus in this format:
Movie Haiku Contest #: Movie Title
(Acknowledgement: FWTO after which these rules are modeled.)
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Whippersnapper. 
"A fourword thinking guy."
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Posted - 12/04/2008 : 18:06:59
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What?? They're threatening
a small White girl? Blonde? Blue-eyed?
Now they've gone too far!!!
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Montgomery 
"F**k!"
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Posted - 12/04/2008 : 18:46:35
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Welcome back, Whip!
EM :) |
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Montgomery
"F**k!"
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Posted - 12/04/2008 : 19:00:30
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Sigourney learns: If
all else fails, try calling the
Alien a bitch.
EM :) |
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BaftaBaby 
"Always entranced by cinema."
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Posted - 12/04/2008 : 19:10:34
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Ripley and her crew
packing heat for protection.
They're armed aliens!
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Whippersnapper.
"A fourword thinking guy."
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Posted - 12/04/2008 : 23:32:49
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quote:
Originally posted by Montgomery
Welcome back, Whip!
EM :)
Thanks Em! 
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w22dheartlivie
"Kitty Lover"
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Posted - 12/05/2008 : 05:03:27
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Killing aliens
Paxton gets hysterical
Bishop saves the day. |
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rockfsh
"Laugh, Love, Cheer"
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Posted - 12/05/2008 : 23:19:08
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Ripley's locked in lab
creatures scurry around her
aliens lose face |
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Beanmimo
"August review site"
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Posted - 12/08/2008 : 13:47:08
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Long sticky fingers
Probing tubes induce the fits,
and it isn't porn. |
Edited by - Beanmimo on 12/09/2008 14:26:24 |
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Montgomery
"F**k!"
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Posted - 12/10/2008 : 04:08:51
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Voted.
Then rescued Newt and torched the nest.
EM :) |
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Sludge
"Charlie Don't Serf!"
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Posted - 12/10/2008 : 06:17:11
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What a tangled web
for Weaver. Sleeps five decades
wakes up and she's mom. |
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Whippersnapper.
"A fourword thinking guy."
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Posted - 12/10/2008 : 14:49:45
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Voted and returning to deep sleep phase.
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Beanmimo
"August review site"
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Posted - 12/10/2008 : 15:44:15
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Just waiting for BaftaBaby and Sludgerooney |
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BaftaBaby
"Always entranced by cinema."
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Posted - 12/10/2008 : 16:50:37
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Voted on yer face and yer dinner's all sprouts  
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Beanmimo
"August review site"
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Posted - 12/10/2008 : 17:08:38
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Sludge if you vote before 5.30 fwiffer time I can tally, otherwise it'll be the moaning...no skin off my chest. |
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Beanmimo
"August review site"
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Posted - 12/11/2008 : 09:24:13
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The results are in...
dun dun dun dah....
In third place...
with the tenacity of a face clinger.....
And 8 points......is
Rockfish!!!
In second place....
Bursting clear of all chests but one...
With 11 points....is
Whippersnapper!!!
And The winner with 12 points...
Clawing her way to first place is the one and only Deadly Haiku Queen...
Montgomery!!!!!
Sigourney learns: If
all else fails, try calling the
Alien a bitch.
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Movie Haiku Contest # 134 - Aliens
