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BaftaBaby 
"Always entranced by cinema."
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 Posted - 01/14/2009 : 22:57:25
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How's about some classic rat-a-tat-tat ... I don't think we've had this one before, but lemme know if we have.
I'm talking about a couple of the depression on a spree as captured by Arthur Penn. I'm talking about Hackman and Wilder, about Beatty and Dunaway as the all-too-imitable Barrow and Parker. Yup, it's Bonnie and Clyde.
Abbreviated rules borrowed from here to encourage some new entrants ....
The Rules
The first line of a haiku poem has five syllables.
The second line has seven syllables.
The third, and final, line has five syllables.
The Movie Haiku Contest (MHC) is open to every member of the FWFR site.
To enter, all you have to do is think of a Haiku for the current movie, then post into the current thread. Simple as that. Also, haikus may be risque, but nothing explicit please.
Only one entry per person as per The Blevins Rule. However, you are allowed to edit your existing entry until 9pm Tuesday FWFR time. *
Voting.
If you have entered the MHC, then you have to vote. If you do not vote, you'll lose 3 points from your total, even if you are Sludge and its your birthday. This could mean the difference between the adoration and envy of your fellow Fwiffers or being the feckless butt of our jokes!
You do not have to enter an MHC to vote. Vote away. It'll be like a lurker vote!
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For each round, you get to vote for your three favourite haikus. The voting is as follows:
3 pts fwfr a
2 pts fwfr b
1 pt fwfr c
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You may vote only once
You cannot vote for yourself.
You can vote for the previous winner
You vote by sending me your votes in a PM (Private Message)HERE, to Me.
When the voting deadline ends (9pm Wednesday 21 JAN FWFR time), the votes are tallied and the top three places are announced.
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Edited by - BaftaBaby on 01/14/2009 22:58:21 |
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BaftaBaby
"Always entranced by cinema."
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Posted - 01/14/2009 : 23:27:30
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Blanche making a Buck,
but Clyde wants a Barrow-ful.
Bonnie banks on it.
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w22dheartlivie 
"Kitty Lover"
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Posted - 01/14/2009 : 23:45:49
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Robin Hood lovers
Storm into town to rob banks
It's raining bullets. |
Edited by - w22dheartlivie on 01/15/2009 01:43:31 |
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Montgomery
"F**k!"
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Posted - 01/15/2009 : 01:07:20
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Clyde and Bonnie make
withdrawals. The cops make some
deposits of lead.
EM :) |
Edited by - Montgomery on 01/15/2009 01:10:09 |
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ChocolateLady
"500 Chocolate Delights"
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Posted - 01/15/2009 : 08:46:07
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Can't Beatty justice!
Criminals, killers - they'll all
be Dunaway with. |
Edited by - ChocolateLady on 01/15/2009 08:47:50 |
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rockfsh 
"Laugh, Love, Cheer"
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Posted - 01/15/2009 : 15:43:59
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Car stops, country road
As birds fly from the bushes,
the lovers are gone |
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Sludge 
"Charlie Don't Serf!"
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Posted - 01/17/2009 : 16:50:54
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Cops: you may notice
that Bonnie and Clyde are dead.
You can stop shooting.
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Whippersnapper.
"A fourword thinking guy."
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Posted - 01/17/2009 : 21:31:07
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Before cyber-crime
Bonnie and Clyde robbed real banks.
Ah, the good ol' days.
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Beanmimo
"August review site"
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Posted - 01/20/2009 : 17:30:04
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"We rob banks", they said.
But Coppola robbed their death,
gave it to Sonny.
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Montgomery
"F**k!"
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Posted - 01/20/2009 : 22:06:59
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Stole some votes and voted with them.
EM :)
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Edited by - Montgomery on 01/21/2009 04:09:17 |
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Sludge
"Charlie Don't Serf!"
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Posted - 01/20/2009 : 23:32:51
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Voted, then reloaded.
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ChocolateLady
"500 Chocolate Delights"
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Posted - 01/21/2009 : 07:29:56
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| Voted! |
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BaftaBaby
"Always entranced by cinema."
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Posted - 01/21/2009 : 09:19:52
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Just waitin' on Mr Bean 
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Beanmimo
"August review site"
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Posted - 01/21/2009 : 13:54:28
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Who said that...? |
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BaftaBaby
"Always entranced by cinema."
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Posted - 01/21/2009 : 15:10:00
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Quick, cheeze-it, the cops!
So youse guys - we drug your asses down to the station and threw yuz in the clink. Sing, boidie, sing, we said. And here's the best you could manage! Huh!!
 
Line 'em up, sarge.
In toid place, choking onna mouthfulla crisp noo three dollar bills
it's
Sludge "the slug" Sludge
1,3,2,1,3,1 = 11
and hot on his heels
in her drop-dead gorgeous heels
that doll of a moll
EM "The Easily Magnificent" Montgomery
3,3,2,1,3 = 12
But the Leader of the Gang and this time on the Right Side of the Law
it's
Rocky "The Rock" rockfsh
2,2,1,3,3,3 = 14
Cheers all around for a great round!
Rocky - we free you from incarceration and invite you to step into the winner's corner to make your winner's speech. Then choose another haiku-stimulator.
YAY ROCKFSH! 
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ChocolateLady
"500 Chocolate Delights"
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Posted - 01/22/2009 : 06:42:22
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| I really must say this was truly a well deserved win. Your Haiku rockfsh embodied the true spirit of what a Haiku is supposed to be as well as being perfectly appropriate for the movie. Brava, my dear, Brava!!! |
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Movie Haiku #139 - Bonnie & Clyde
