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Montgomery 
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 Posted - 02/06/2009 : 15:05:43
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Okay, I'm waiting on MguyX and Mister.
I PMed both. Should get votes soon. (Hoping).
Sorry. We had a lot of haikus and I didn't realize MguyX hadn't voted as well until just now.
So want to give him a little time to respond.
I had already nudged Mister. No response. But, I'll give him until MguyX responds and if I don't hear from him by then, it's 3 points off his score.
Sorry. But the world of haiku contests is a cut-throat existence.
EM :) |
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Whippersnapper. 
"A fourword thinking guy."
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Posted - 02/06/2009 : 15:49:03
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Yeah, but do they still get the rose bushes?  |
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MguyXXV
"X marks the spot"
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Posted - 02/06/2009 : 16:29:28
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| I had a whole bunch of problems at the polling station (damned Republicans!). But, eventually, I voted. |
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Montgomery
"F**k!"
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Posted - 02/06/2009 : 16:38:26
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quote:
Originally posted by MguyX
(damned Republicans!).
I'm a Democrat, though. 
EM :) |
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Montgomery
"F**k!"
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Posted - 02/06/2009 : 17:56:29
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'And I remember, too, the day you left home...
so full of bitterness and grandiose ideas.
So full of yourself.
But you wanted to go write haikus.
And being raised without a mother, the hardness of your heart...
is understandable as well.
Yet, haikus were your calling.
I wish you all I ever wanted for you. I wish you the best.'
In third place -
'l hereby bequeath to my son, MguyX with 6 points (1,1,1,3) ...
that certain Buick convertible...
the very car that, unfortunately, brought our relationship to an end.
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Tied in second place. I see a rosebush battle about to happen.
With outright title to my prizewinning hybrid rose bushes.
May they remind them of the value of excellence...
and the possibility of perfection.
Both with 7 points. It's Whip (3,1,3) and Rock (2,3,2)
As for my home and all other property, real and personal...
these shall be placed in trust in accordance with the terms of...
that certain instrument executed concurrently herewith.'
What does that mean?
It means that the estate, in excess of $3 million...
after expenses and taxes, will go into a trust fund...
for a beneficiary to be named in this document.
That beneficiary is . . . .
DARN IT ALL, I HAVE TO CHOOSE ANOTHER MOVIE.
With 10 points and a comped room in Vegas . . .
It's me.
(2,1,2,3,2)
And I'd just like to say . . . Kmart sucks!
K.
I'll choose another movie soon.
Thanks all. Definitely, thanks all.
EM :)
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Whippersnapper.
"A fourword thinking guy."
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Posted - 02/06/2009 : 18:11:24
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You sure there weren't four votes left in the box?
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rockfsh 
"Laugh, Love, Cheer"
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Posted - 02/06/2009 : 18:47:30
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Hey I just returned from a comped trip to Vegas. Didnt get to count match sticks but I did play poker at Binion's where I won a over five hundred |
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Montgomery
"F**k!"
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Posted - 02/06/2009 : 18:49:21
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quote:
Originally posted by rockfsh
Hey I just returned from a comped trip to Vegas. Didnt get to count match sticks but I did play poker at Binion's where I won a over five hundred
Wow! You rock, rock.
EM :) |
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Montgomery
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Posted - 02/06/2009 : 18:50:00
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Originally posted by Whippersnapper
You sure there weren't four votes left in the box?
Bonnie Hunt just informed me, there WERE 4 left.
EM :) |
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Haiku Contest -- #141 Rain Man
