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GHcool 
"Forever a curious character."
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 Posted - 04/01/2009 : 16:21:56
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| I have a review in mind for a sexy Christmas movie. I thought there was one called "Christmas with Porn Stars" or something, but it turns out its actually called Cooking with Porn Stars for the Holidays, which doesn't quite match the review I'm thinking of writing. Were there any other movies in the pantheon that combine sex/nudity with Christmas and/or Santa Claus? |
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Demisemicenturian 
"Four ever European"
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Posted - 04/01/2009 : 17:30:42
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There's sex, specifically anal with a fat woman, in Bad Santa.
It's not "XXXmas", is it? |
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Demisemicenturian
"Four ever European"
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Posted - 04/01/2009 : 17:34:13
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| There are also Playboy calendar ones. |
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Chris C 
"Four words, never backwards."
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Posted - 04/01/2009 : 17:37:06
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| This or this or this might be OK. I haven't seen any of them myself, so I don't know... |
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GHcool
"Forever a curious character."
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Posted - 04/01/2009 : 19:44:14
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Originally posted by Salopian
There's sex, specifically anal with a fat woman, in Bad Santa.
It's not "XXXmas", is it?
Its not "XXXmas," but I think Bad Santa is the best fit for the review I've got in mind. I just submitted it. |
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GHcool
"Forever a curious character."
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Posted - 04/06/2009 : 06:01:40
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| Darn. My review got rejected when I tried applying it to Bad Santa. I'm trying it again; this time I'm applying it to A Vagina for Christmas. |
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MguyXXV
"X marks the spot"
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Posted - 04/06/2009 : 14:32:53
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Originally posted by Salopian
There's sex, specifically anal with a fat woman, in Bad Santa.
No. There was talk of anal sex with a large woman (the actress Octavia Spencer), but no actual depiction thereof.
Somehow I find your use of the word "fat" unduly derogatory. Overweight people becaome overweight for a variety of reasons, some being beyond their control, some being barely within their control, but cerainly they cannot be classed generally as miscreants deserving of disdain. Indeed, full-figured women are considered quite desireable by some men, in some cultures their voluptuousness is extolled, and classical art depicts them as archetypally beautiful. So perhaps you are unduly imposing your own, limited standards as you imply disdain in your usage of the term "fat." I would not have figured you as a heftophobe, Sal.  |
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Whippersnapper. 
"A fourword thinking guy."
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Posted - 04/06/2009 : 14:39:46
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MguyX, I couldn't agree with you more.
This subject should always be handled with the greatest possible sensitivity, as I demonstate here:
Fat Beauty Contest.
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MguyXXV
"X marks the spot"
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Posted - 04/06/2009 : 15:04:06
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| Ah, Whip: yes, but it is in the context of a beauty contest, thus these women are not being singled out by small-mindedness, so to speak. |
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lemmycaution 
"Long mired in film"
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Posted - 04/06/2009 : 15:26:50
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Yes, but beauty contests are in and of themselves sexist and distasteful, even without bringing avoirdupois into the equation. Surely such an enlightened site as FWFR must take the high road.
Sha ain't heavy, she's my sister. |
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Demisemicenturian
"Four ever European"
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Posted - 04/06/2009 : 15:38:04
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Nice try, I guess, at trying to paint me as a hyocrite. However, as I am fat myself I get to call other people 'fat' on a purely factual basis. Furthermore, the term 'overweight' is euphemistic because it is not one's weight that is the issue. Furtherfurthermore, while it may be objectionable, the film-makers obviously selected the actress with that image in mind, for their perceived comic effect, so you should take it up with them rather than me.
Penetration and nudity may not be shown, but isn't general fumbling before/after and/or the sounds heard? However, I may be mistaken and am happy to be corrected, as always. |
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MguyXXV
"X marks the spot"
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Posted - 04/06/2009 : 16:13:33
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Originally posted by Salopian
However, I may be mistaken and am happy to be corrected, as always.
  Really?
(You're no fun.  )
As I recall the reference, however, Billy Bob was shanking some chick in the dressing room, but I don't think we actually see her. He says "You ain't gonna shit right for a month!" as John Ritter spys the obvious placement of feet at the dressing room stall floor. Did they show the woman? Was she large? Octavia, playing a large prostitute, makes a later reference to Billy Bob as some sort of deviant, noting that she had been with him and "couldn't shit right for a month" afterward. So, by my count, no "fat"-fucking, just an implied reference, as she might have been slender when the event took place. 
But does it make any difference that the source of the "f" word comes from a self-described anthroheft? Isn't this just another version of "it's ok if I use the loathsome term, but you can't," as if it is any less hurtful? And why do you say that "weight" is not the issue for the heft-challenged: that is ludicrous! Weight is the largest part of the equation!
Is this yet another sad instance of self-hating anthroheftism?  |
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Sean
"Necrosphenisciform anthropophagist."
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Posted - 04/07/2009 : 01:04:53
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Originally posted by MguyX
I would not have figured you as a heftophobe, Sal.
Isn't cacomorphobe the correct word? I've been looking for the right word to add to my list of vices. The world needs more cacomorphic cleansing.  |
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MguyXXV
"X marks the spot"
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Posted - 04/07/2009 : 03:27:52
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Originally posted by Se�n
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Originally posted by MguyX
I would not have figured you as a heftophobe, Sal.
Isn't cacomorphobe the correct word? I've been looking for the right word to add to my list of vices. The world needs more cacomorphic cleansing.
No, Sean, cacomorphobia is potically incorrect, as its definition includes the "f" word. The preferred term used by anthrohefts is heftophobia.  |
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Beanmimo
"August review site"
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Posted - 04/07/2009 : 07:21:01
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(a half whispered voice over)
...and so we see the fwfrs settling back into one of their natural habits; chewing the fat. |
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GHcool
"Forever a curious character."
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Posted - 04/08/2009 : 20:17:19
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| It just got rejected for A Vagina For Christmas! I'm now trying Happy Erotic Christmas. |
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Sexy Christmas movie
