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Beanmimo 
"August review site"

Posted - 06/04/2009 :  14:05:16  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Just when you thought it was safe to go back to church, enter stage left, Daryl van Horne and the Witches of Eastwick


Montgomery

Which witch gets Van Horne?
Choose Pfeiffer? Sarandon? Or
do they have to Cher?

Lemmycaution
Alex, Jane, Suki
Conjure ideal nookie
Then comes sly Daryl.

Meanbimo
Modern day Witches,
After a spell, meet Daryl
All bubble and toil.

Baftababe
Three listless housewives.
Daryl slips 'em the Van Horne.
Hell's sure pure heaven.

Sludge
Who seduces whom?
Trouble brews, baby, spawning
Jack of all tirades

ChocolateLady
Witchcraft's dangerous,
turning listless gals into
Desparate housewives!

Clay
Beautiful ladies.
Plump, unattractive Hell-Spawn
Nails each one of them.

(tanks BaftaBabe for pointing out my error, and thanks Montgomery for pointing out her own error, which ended up being pretty much the same error!!)

Edited by - Beanmimo on 06/09/2009 10:04:26

Montgomery 
"F**k!"

Posted - 06/04/2009 :  18:06:19  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Which witch gets Van Horne?
Choose Pfeiffer? Sarandon? Or
do they have to Cher?






Edited by - Montgomery on 06/08/2009 20:13:28
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lemmycaution 
"Long mired in film"

Posted - 06/04/2009 :  18:51:19  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Alex, Jane, Suki
Conjure ideal nookie
Then comes sly Daryl.
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Beanmimo 
"August review site"

Posted - 06/05/2009 :  13:36:52  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Modern day Witches,
After a spell, meet Darren
All bubble and toil.
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BaftaBaby 
"Always entranced by cinema."

Posted - 06/05/2009 :  16:28:08  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Three listless housewives.
Daryl slips 'em the Van Horne.
Hell's sure pure heaven.



Edited by - BaftaBaby on 06/05/2009 16:29:15
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Sludge 
"Charlie Don't Serf!"

Posted - 06/05/2009 :  16:54:38  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Who seduces whom?
Trouble brews, baby, spawning
Jack of all tirades

Edited by - Sludge on 06/05/2009 21:12:45
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ChocolateLady 
"500 Chocolate Delights"

Posted - 06/08/2009 :  11:50:37  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Witchcraft's dangerous,
turning listless gals into
Desparate housewives!
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clay 
"Viewer discretion is revised."

Posted - 06/09/2009 :  01:45:49  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Beautiful ladies.
Plump, unattractive Hell-Spawn
Nails each one of them.
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lemmycaution 
"Long mired in film"

Posted - 06/09/2009 :  21:48:58  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Pulled my votes out of a cauldron.
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clay 
"Viewer discretion is revised."

Posted - 06/09/2009 :  23:39:19  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
My vote was rendered
But not in a cauldron. No:
Fresh off the Griddle.
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Montgomery 
"F**k!"

Posted - 06/10/2009 :  04:43:40  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Spat out my votes and a few cherry pits.

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ChocolateLady 
"500 Chocolate Delights"

Posted - 06/10/2009 :  06:14:26  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Voted, and glad to see a new entrant! Welcome to the Movie Haiku contest, clay!
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BaftaBaby 
"Always entranced by cinema."

Posted - 06/10/2009 :  09:06:05  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Took the bus to Eastwick and voted. Rode back on the broomstick.
PS - Welcome Clay!!


Edited by - BaftaBaby on 06/10/2009 09:06:29
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Sludge 
"Charlie Don't Serf!"

Posted - 06/10/2009 :  17:55:02  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Voted thrice.

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clay 
"Viewer discretion is revised."

Posted - 06/10/2009 :  22:45:44  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Thanks for the welcome!
The form in which I'm ALIVE:
Five, Seven and Five.
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Beanmimo 
"August review site"

Posted - 06/11/2009 :  13:41:10  Show Profile  Reply with Quote

All viotes present and accounted for



Third place





In like Daryl








with seven points







is Lemmycaution











Second Place











dipping his wick












with nine points












is Clay












but todays winner












she has us all under her spell(ing)











with Eleven points











is















Montgomery


Well done, please say a few words and then choose another movie and make sure it's not one we have haiku'd before!!
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