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BaftaBaby 
"Always entranced by cinema."
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 Posted - 11/19/2009 : 00:00:23
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I see palm trees
I see beaches
I sea breeze
And I reaches out to pluck a fruit or two
How's about you?
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BaftaBaby
"Always entranced by cinema."
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Posted - 11/19/2009 : 00:00:55
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Rescue isn't always the best option ...
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Sean 
"Necrosphenisciform anthropophagist."
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Posted - 11/19/2009 : 00:37:40
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| Researchers have recently discovered that, upon being shipwrecked on a desert island, Penguinson Crusoe didn't suffer quite as much as was originally thought to be the case. |
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lemmycaution
"Long mired in film"
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Posted - 11/19/2009 : 01:17:23
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It's a long way from Metropolis.
This one's for you, MguyX.  |
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Larry 
"Larry's time / sat merrily"
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Posted - 11/19/2009 : 02:00:15
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My idea of a desert island. |
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w22dheartlivie 
"Kitty Lover"
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Posted - 11/19/2009 : 03:21:09
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| Those pesky Nigerian e-mails go EVERYWHERE. |
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Cheese_Ed 
"The Provolone Ranger"
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duh 
"catpurrs"
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Posted - 11/19/2009 : 14:40:00
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Question often asked, "If you had to be stranded on a desert island, who would you choose to be with you?"
Who would choose the genial Wilson? |
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bife
"Winners never quit ... fwfr ... "
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Posted - 11/19/2009 : 15:14:31
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| mmm ... a dessert island ... and a desert island ... all in one |
Edited by - bife on 11/19/2009 15:15:23 |
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Cheese_Ed
"The Provolone Ranger"
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BaftaBaby
"Always entranced by cinema."
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Posted - 11/20/2009 : 19:25:33
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quote:
Originally posted by Cheese_Ed
I'm on vacation next week and don't know how much access I might have to the www. Anybody want to fill in as avatyrant?
Better view of my av at: http://www.fwiffer.com/fwfrhome/FILESview.asp?FILEID=2871
I hope you're going somewhere nicer than the Swiss Cheese Family!!
Sure, I don't mind av-sitting for you. It's a quarter an hour, right?!  
I'll post a reminder on Wednesday. Have a great vacation. 
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Cheese_Ed
"The Provolone Ranger"
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Posted - 11/20/2009 : 21:51:44
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Three cheers for Bafta stepping in for the week!
All votes this round go to her.
I'll lurk around as much as my netbook can find a free signal next week.
Cheese_Out! |
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MguyXXV
"X marks the spot"
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Posted - 11/21/2009 : 01:16:02
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| Here's one way to desert an island. With a mushroom cloud that looks like a penis -- science's way of saying "I'm fucking you!" to the environment -- the once and future Bikini Atoll. |
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MguyXXV
"X marks the spot"
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Posted - 11/21/2009 : 01:24:47
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quote:
Originally posted by lemmycaution
It's a long way from Metropolis.
This one's for you, MguyX.
That's what I'm talkin bout!
From Mallrats:
(On the subject of Superman and Lois Lane getting it on)
T.S. Quint: But they're engaged.
Brodie: Doesn't matter, can't happen.
T.S. Quint: Why not? It's bound to come up.
Brodie: It's impossible, Lois could never have Superman's baby. Do you think her fallopian tubes could handle the sperm? I guarantee you he blows a load like a shotgun right through her back. What about her womb? Do you think it's strong enough to carry his child?
T.S. Quint: Sure, why not?
Brodie: He's an alien, for Christ sake. His Kyrptonian biological makeup is enhanced by earth's yellow sun. If Lois gets a tan the kid could kick right through her stomach. Only someone like Wonder Woman has a strong enough uterus to carry his kid. The only way he could bang regular chicks is with a kryptonite condom. That would kill him.
T.S. Quint: How is it that I go from the verge of hot Floridian sex with Brandi to man of steel coital debates with you in the food court?
Brodie: Cookie stand isn't part of the food court.
T.S. Quint: Of course it is.
Brodie: The food court is downstairs. The cookie stand is upstairs. It not like we're talking quantum physics here.
T.S. Quint: The cookie stands counts as an eatery, eateries are part of the food court.
Brodie: Bullshit. Eateries that operate within the designated square downstairs count as food court. Anything outside, of said designated sqaure, counts as an autonomous unit for mid-mall snacking. Now, if you're going to wax intellectual about the subject...
It's hard to be super. |
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duh
"catpurrs"
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Posted - 11/21/2009 : 02:43:19
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quote:
Originally posted by MguyX
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Originally posted by lemmycaution
It's a long way from Metropolis.
This one's for you, MguyX.
That's what I'm talkin bout!
From Mallrats:
(On the subject of Superman and Lois Lane getting it on)
T.S. Quint: But they're engaged.
Brodie: Doesn't matter, can't happen.
T.S. Quint: Why not? It's bound to come up.
Brodie: It's impossible, Lois could never have Superman's baby. Do you think her fallopian tubes could handle the sperm? I guarantee you he blows a load like a shotgun right through her back. What about her womb? Do you think it's strong enough to carry his child?
T.S. Quint: Sure, why not?
Brodie: He's an alien, for Christ sake. His Kyrptonian biological makeup is enhanced by earth's yellow sun. If Lois gets a tan the kid could kick right through her stomach. Only someone like Wonder Woman has a strong enough uterus to carry his kid. The only way he could bang regular chicks is with a kryptonite condom. That would kill him.
T.S. Quint: How is it that I go from the verge of hot Floridian sex with Brandi to man of steel coital debates with you in the food court?
Brodie: Cookie stand isn't part of the food court.
T.S. Quint: Of course it is.
Brodie: The food court is downstairs. The cookie stand is upstairs. It not like we're talking quantum physics here.
T.S. Quint: The cookie stands counts as an eatery, eateries are part of the food court.
Brodie: Bullshit. Eateries that operate within the designated square downstairs count as food court. Anything outside, of said designated sqaure, counts as an autonomous unit for mid-mall snacking. Now, if you're going to wax intellectual about the subject...
It's hard to be super.
One day, my husband was driving and we got in line at the pharmacy drive through. The people ahead of us weren't moving along quickly enough to suit him and he got fussy. Yeah, my DH has "executive's attention span." To keep him entertained, I began to speculate about the physics of fucking Superman. |
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Koli
"Striving lackadaisically for perfection."
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Posted - 11/21/2009 : 10:24:13
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quote:
Originally posted by duh 10mproper Username
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Originally posted by MguyX
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Originally posted by lemmycaution
It's a long way from Metropolis.
This one's for you, MguyX.
That's what I'm talkin bout!
From Mallrats:
(On the subject of Superman and Lois Lane getting it on)
T.S. Quint: But they're engaged.
Brodie: Doesn't matter, can't happen.
T.S. Quint: Why not? It's bound to come up.
Brodie: It's impossible, Lois could never have Superman's baby. Do you think her fallopian tubes could handle the sperm? I guarantee you he blows a load like a shotgun right through her back. What about her womb? Do you think it's strong enough to carry his child?
T.S. Quint: Sure, why not?
Brodie: He's an alien, for Christ sake. His Kyrptonian biological makeup is enhanced by earth's yellow sun. If Lois gets a tan the kid could kick right through her stomach. Only someone like Wonder Woman has a strong enough uterus to carry his kid. The only way he could bang regular chicks is with a kryptonite condom. That would kill him.
T.S. Quint: How is it that I go from the verge of hot Floridian sex with Brandi to man of steel coital debates with you in the food court?
Brodie: Cookie stand isn't part of the food court.
T.S. Quint: Of course it is.
Brodie: The food court is downstairs. The cookie stand is upstairs. It not like we're talking quantum physics here.
T.S. Quint: The cookie stands counts as an eatery, eateries are part of the food court.
Brodie: Bullshit. Eateries that operate within the designated square downstairs count as food court. Anything outside, of said designated sqaure, counts as an autonomous unit for mid-mall snacking. Now, if you're going to wax intellectual about the subject...
It's hard to be super.
One day, my husband was driving and we got in line at the pharmacy drive through. The people ahead of us weren't moving along quickly enough to suit him and he got fussy. Yeah, my DH has "executive's attention span." To keep him entertained, I began to speculate about the physics of fucking Superman.
So good she posted it twice.
If you don't see a germane graphic on the left, for God's sake be patient. I'll be back. |
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Avatar Contest #289 - Desert Island
