Now that I'm in my Middle years I'm not the Streaky young thing I once was, but when I think Back to those days I reckon there's much Rasher things I could have done than breakfast on a bacon butty. Others have been Cured of their addiction but I must just be the addictive sort; I ought to be able to say that I once Smoked and have since given up, but the truth is that I still enjoy a cigar.