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Chris C 
"Four words, never backwards."
Posted - 07/09/2010 :  13:09:20  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Here it is, the number one cause of injury at work - Cranial-Rectal Inversion.

Cheese_Ed 
"The Provolone Ranger"
Posted - 07/09/2010 :  13:31:06  Show Profile  Reply with Quote

444 days in a row without an accident at www.fwiffer.com
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BaftaBaby 
"Always entranced by cinema."
Posted - 07/09/2010 :  14:08:06  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Taking health & safety that bit too far!

Yep, that's a bottle of superglue ... ouch!
Edited by - BaftaBaby on 07/09/2010 14:09:52
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ChocolateLady 
"500 Chocolate Delights"
Posted - 07/09/2010 :  16:06:46  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Safety first - Chocolate isn't healthy for your dog!

(Especially Hershey's - UCK!)
Edited by - ChocolateLady on 07/09/2010 16:07:19
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Larry 
"Larry's time / sat merrily"
Posted - 07/09/2010 :  16:07:29  Show Profile  Reply with Quote

...and, by the way, the bridge is out.
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Koli 
"Striving lackadaisically for perfection."
Posted - 07/09/2010 :  22:09:12  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
This man used a sunbed daily for several years. Look what happened to him.

Let his unfortunate experience be a lesson to you.

Don't overdo the sunbed Mildred.
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Sean 
"Necrosphenisciform anthropophagist."
Posted - 07/10/2010 :  00:29:23  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Health and Safety regulations have required the erection of signs at the edge of every ice shelf in Antarctica warning allcomers about slippery objects following this unfortunate incident.
Edited by - Sean on 07/10/2010 12:29:47
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MguyXXV 
"X marks the spot"
Posted - 07/10/2010 :  07:31:16  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Get the message across at all costs: SAFETY FIRST!
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w22dheartlivie 
"Kitty Lover"
Posted - 07/13/2010 :  05:42:31  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
The cardinal safety rule at the beach: Tie up loose ends.
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MguyXXV 
"X marks the spot"
Posted - 07/13/2010 :  08:09:02  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by wildheartlivie

The cardinal safety rule at the beach: Tie up loose ends.
I saw that one, and I thought the message was that the girl was not safe with guys like me looking at that picture.
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Cheese_Ed 
"The Provolone Ranger"
Posted - 07/13/2010 :  12:55:35  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
We are fully gallerized!

www.fwiffer.com
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Larry 
"Larry's time / sat merrily"
Posted - 07/13/2010 :  15:41:49  Show Profile  Reply with Quote

Played it safe and voted early.
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MguyXXV 
"X marks the spot"
Posted - 07/13/2010 :  18:14:00  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Better safe than sorry: I voted so I don't lose 3 points for not voting!
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ChocolateLady 
"500 Chocolate Delights"
Posted - 07/13/2010 :  18:16:56  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Sending in my votes early is both healthy and safe.
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Koli 
"Striving lackadaisically for perfection."
Posted - 07/13/2010 :  23:01:11  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I'm taking no chances. Last time I was late and felt distinctly unwell.

By which I mean I voted.
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BaftaBaby 
"Always entranced by cinema."
Posted - 07/14/2010 :  11:31:13  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Amendment to the Official Health and Safety Regulations. Points will no longer be awarded since ... you could take someone's eye out with points. We will now be awarding the Blunt Edges. I have duly voted for my top three blunt edges, and I advise you to do the same. These are serious times we live in.

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