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BaftaBaby 
"Always entranced by cinema."
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 Posted - 08/19/2010 : 08:13:44
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There are two three things ...
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Larry 
"Larry's time / sat merrily"
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Posted - 08/19/2010 : 11:45:23
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...that anybody would have such a crazy idea.
...that it would actually get published.
...that it would be such a success. |
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Sean 
"Necrosphenisciform anthropophagist."
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Posted - 08/19/2010 : 11:59:05
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| A penguin on the cover of Tales of the Unexpected is actually expected. |
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Cheese_Ed 
"The Provolone Ranger"
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TitanPa 
"Here four more"
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Posted - 08/19/2010 : 14:46:27
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Dustin Diamond from Saved By The Bell.
so unexpected
so weird
so unwanted
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damalc
"last watched: Sausage Party"
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Posted - 08/19/2010 : 18:07:59
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| who expected a 5'7"/170 cm guy to win the dunk contest? |
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lemmycaution
"Long mired in film"
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Posted - 08/19/2010 : 19:47:00
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He not busy being born reborn is busy dyin'. |
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ChocolateLady
"500 Chocolate Delights"
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Posted - 08/20/2010 : 08:20:49
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| I think this one speaks for itself. |
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MguyXXV
"X marks the spot"
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Posted - 08/20/2010 : 17:11:10
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I'm lazy this week, which is totally unexpected, so I'm sticking with a toally unexpected event in a wading pool.
P.S. Chocolate vegetables with a colored candy coating?????  You're not fooling me! 
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Improper Username 
"inappropriately amused"
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Posted - 08/21/2010 : 05:39:38
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Meet "Unexpected Visit." I don't know why she is named that, but perhaps the person who raised her thought her mama hadn't gotten pregnant. That happens sometimes--the vet tells you they are open and you notice they are getting awfully fat and then one day you walk out and see an extra set of legs.
Anyhow, I persuaded a friend to go with me to a sale. I thought that friend needed a mare like this. I bid on the mare and thought I hadn't gotten her but the sale guys came over when the bidding was done and said she was mine...that was unexpected.
Then I turned to my friend and offered to let her pay for half the horse...that was unexpected. She agreed...that was unexpected. We took the mare home and surprised her husband...unexpected. I gave my half to them and let them have the foal the mare was carrying...unexpected. I got the next foal by their stallion out of the mare and then I bought the filly the mare had at their production sale after that...unexpected. |
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Cheese_Ed
"The Provolone Ranger"
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Posted - 08/21/2010 : 11:44:54
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| The art of the sneaky cheese attack or the (ed)ambush. |
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Koli
"Striving lackadaisically for perfection."
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Posted - 08/21/2010 : 14:06:09
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| When one is kindly helping one's secretary with her dislocated pelvis, the last thing one expects is an unannounced visitor who has the audacity to enter without even knocking. |
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Stalean
"Back...OMG"
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Posted - 08/22/2010 : 00:17:32
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| Totally unexpected new hairstyle for Emma Watson. Even more troubling is the Freddy Krueger sweater! |
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MguyXXV
"X marks the spot"
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Posted - 08/22/2010 : 03:30:54
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| Wow! Stalean in the avatar contest? After a long hiatus? TOTALLY unexpected!!! |
Edited by - MguyXXV on 08/22/2010 03:31:26 |
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Stalean
"Back...OMG"
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Posted - 08/22/2010 : 03:49:57
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quote:
Originally posted by MguyX
Wow! Stalean in the avatar contest? After a long hiatus? TOTALLY unexpected!!!
Hey, how are you, MGX? Looks like your smokin' in the avatar contest wins. I have totally forgotten how to vote, more like, whom to send my votes. Could you help a fwiffer out? Thanks. |
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Improper Username
"inappropriately amused"
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Posted - 08/22/2010 : 04:15:15
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quote:
Originally posted by Stalean
quote:
Originally posted by MguyX
Wow! Stalean in the avatar contest? After a long hiatus? TOTALLY unexpected!!!
Hey, how are you, MGX? Looks like your smokin' in the avatar contest wins. I have totally forgotten how to vote, more like, whom to send my votes. Could you help a fwiffer out? Thanks.
How absolutely lovely to see you here Stalean! "duh" here with a new account, starting over. I returned when ChrisC invied a bunch of us back for the 300th FWFTO. |
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Avatar Contest #328 - Totally Unexpected
