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duh 
"catpurrs"
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 Posted - 05/11/2005 : 20:48:52
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Classy.
Mammogram or Pelvic Exam?
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lekolight 
"Now Available in CinemaScope"
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Posted - 05/12/2005 : 03:08:43
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Mammogram (I've had the male equivalent of a pelvic exam and I still shudder from the experience 15 years later.)
Moneygram(TM) or Candygram (TM)
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MguyXXV 
"X marks the spot"
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Posted - 05/12/2005 : 05:00:03
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Moneygram (i.e., a rich grandmother)
Broad or broadband?
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Little Old Lady from Dubuque 
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Posted - 05/12/2005 : 13:23:05
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Broad (especially fun are "little old broads from Dubuque" ... hint, hint!)
runaways or hide-a-ways?
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rri1 
"Mistaken for Wayne Knight!"
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Posted - 05/12/2005 : 16:35:28
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Hide-a-ways
Hide and Seek or Kick the Can?
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duh
"catpurrs"
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Posted - 05/12/2005 : 17:42:35
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Hide and Seek, because I'm so good at it that no one can ever find me. Or at least, I guess that's why I was in the attic alone for a week.
A large fuzzy cat that insists on sitting on your lap while you sitting on the toilet, or a large fuzzy cat that insists on sprawling across your head while you're sleeping?
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lekolight
"Now Available in CinemaScope"
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Posted - 05/12/2005 : 17:52:20
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What about the cat on your lap while you're sleeping while sitting on the toilet?
I'll choose while sleeping.
Cat Ballou or Catwoman
Catatonic or Gin and Tonic
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Stalean
"Back...OMG"
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Posted - 05/13/2005 : 05:26:26
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Gin makes me Catatonic, so
Vodka and Tonic
Keno or Leno?
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rri1
"Mistaken for Wayne Knight!"
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Posted - 05/13/2005 : 18:50:46
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Leno (The odds of getting a good joke on Leno are better than your odds in Keno. But not by much  )
Leno or Letterman?
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Stalean
"Back...OMG"
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Posted - 05/13/2005 : 23:58:12
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Letterman, as far as which one is more amusing
Letterman's Top Ten or Leno's Headlines?
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Bavvy
"Can't talk. Watching movie."
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Posted - 05/14/2005 : 00:10:41
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<a href=http://www.nbc.com/nbc/The_Tonight_Show_with_Jay_Leno/headlines/index.shtml"">Headlines</a> of course!
Cats or dogs?
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lekolight
"Now Available in CinemaScope"
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Posted - 05/14/2005 : 04:23:06
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Dogs
Rain or Reign
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duh
"catpurrs"
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Posted - 05/14/2005 : 05:25:13
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Rain
It makes the grass grow, which means a plentiful hay harvest, provided that the rain stops long enough to make the hay and get it under cover!
Disco or Squaredance?
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Conan The Westy
"Father, Faithful Friend, Fwiffer"
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Posted - 05/14/2005 : 06:03:09
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Square dance
You get to touch the girls and change partners.  At a disco most of the girls dance in a group and the guys stand around drinking. 
More anticipated:
Star Wars 3 or Harry Potter 4?
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Bavvy
"Can't talk. Watching movie."
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Posted - 05/14/2005 : 09:20:07
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Star Wars 3.
But I dont tinhk it can live up to the high expectations (as with episode 1).
tom-A-toe or tom-ah-toe?
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Game that will NEVER DIE!!!: This or That
