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| Canklefish |
Posted - 05/29/2008 : 05:06:05
Well, she was young, beautiful and mildly talented. It's a shame to see it come to this end, but Scarlett Johansson's time has passed.
Let's send her off with the departure she so richly deserves |
| 15 L A T E S T R E P L I E S (Newest First) |
| Sean |
Posted - 06/05/2008 : 03:44:49
Wow!  A FWPT/FWTO double!  I can think of a few things I'd like to give Scarlett, but a transfusion isn't one of them... 
Thanks for the votes, new victim coming up... or should I say going down... oops I mean ready to kill...  |
| w22dheartlivie |
Posted - 06/05/2008 : 02:49:37
Submitted by email: The Goodbye Woman.
After a CLOSE race, the keymaster has tallied the results and here they are:
13 entries and 11 voters.
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At 3rd place, as voted by you with a total of 9 votes...
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Maybe force is better than soft words...
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 The Horse Whipper Her. - Chocolate Lady (333)
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At at 2nd best death, as voted by you with 12 votes...
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Clark Gable couldn't have said it better
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Frankly, my dead Scarlett... - Corduroy Pillow (3222111)
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The winner with a vote breakdown of 33331 and a
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Please be upstanding
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Make some noise people.
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With a finish that even Bill Murray couldn't best
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Se�n with Lost in Transfusion.
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Congratulations Se�n for picking up your 12th FWTO win, well done. Time to get up here and give us a few words then choose the next victim. Make sure it's NOT someone that we had laid to rest in previous rounds.
You are now free to post any alternative FWTOs you may have.
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| w22dheartlivie |
Posted - 06/05/2008 : 02:46:51
My apologies, folks, pressing family business kept me away until now. I'm posting the winners post haste. |
| Canklefish |
Posted - 06/04/2008 : 23:47:46
quote:
Originally posted by MisterBadIdea
Voted in good company.
This week's viewing: Scoop
Thoughts: Woody Allen can surround himself with all the hot babes he wants, it's not going to make him funny again.
Yes, but he'll be surrounded by hot babes...
Voted |
| ChocolateLady |
Posted - 06/04/2008 : 06:05:22
Voted. |
| MisterBadIdea |
Posted - 06/04/2008 : 05:24:33
Voted in good company.
This week's viewing: Scoop
Thoughts: Woody Allen can surround himself with all the hot babes he wants, it's not going to make him funny again. |
| RockGolf |
Posted - 06/03/2008 : 20:33:14
I voted, but then the Democrats gave 4 of my points to Barack Obama. |
| w22dheartlivie |
Posted - 05/31/2008 : 03:31:14
Voting closes 9pm Wednesday FWFR time.
You must vote on FWTO's in this list.
click this direct link to Wildhartlivie's PM page.
Entrant Rules- No more than FOUR words.
- Use inspiration from any source, but it must be related to the subject.
- Winning FWTOs from previous rounds cannot be used again.
- Entries are welcome from any FWFR members.
Only one entry per person as per The Blevins Rule.
You can only post your alternatives after the results have been announced.
If you want an idea of what type of FWTO wins, click here to see the previous winners list
You do not have to enter an FWTO to vote. Vote away. It'll be like a lurker vote!
Before sending votes, please read the Rules on voting.
Voting is as follows:
3 points Tom
2 points Dick
1 point Harry
not
1) Tom
2) Dick
3) Harry
So please don't confuse the Tally Girls as they will not know if Tom gets 1 vote or Tom is your favourite for 3 votes.
Your votes will only be counted if sent in the 3,2,1 format.
Any votes received that the 6 votes are spread out like 2,2,2 or 3,1,1,1 etc will not be counted.
The 3 vote non-voting penalty will also apply.
Don't be a Tosser and forget to vote!
Also, please make sure that your username or initials are either in the subject line or body of your message when you vote. I'm a ditz and get confused over who it's from!!! Thanks!!!
Scarlett Johansson deaths so far....
The Scarlett Deader. - CankleFetish
Lost in Starvation. - MisterBadIdea
The Dead Boleyn Girl. - wildheartlivie
Pearl Earring Got Infected. - Phronetic Man
The Horse Whipped Her. - Chocolate Lady
An American Requiem. - Ali
Lost in Transfusion. - Se�n
Johansson in Ghost World. - R o � k G 0 1 f
Lass In Transmigration. - Whippersnapper
The road runs Scarlett. - Cheese Ed
Scarlett: fever or cleaver? - rockfsh
Frankly, my dead Scarlett ... - Corduroy Pillow
Lucy Couldn't get up. - TitanPa
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| TitanPa |
Posted - 05/31/2008 : 01:46:27
Lucy Couldnt get up. |
| Whippersnapper. |
Posted - 05/30/2008 : 12:35:54
I find Scarlett's new album hard to classify.
It made noises for a while, and then, eventually, it stopped.
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| ChocolateLady |
Posted - 05/30/2008 : 09:12:37
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Originally posted by Se�n
I was a little surprised to find we hadn't already whacked Scarlett. But I wouldn't have believed you if you'd said we hadn't pornolised her yet. Dunno why I didn't pick her for FWPT - 002, lack of movies is the only reason I can think of...
BTW, I listened to that track on MBI's link. If there's such a thing as 'nothingness' music, that was it... 
The cat I ran over in the street the other day sounded better than this song.
(Of course, I have a special affinity for the sound of a cat screaming in pain, but that's just me.)
((PS: No, I didn't actually run over a cat the other day. That was a joke. Call me tastless if you like. Won't get me to like cats, epsecially strays.)) |
| Sean |
Posted - 05/30/2008 : 08:15:20
I was a little surprised to find we hadn't already whacked Scarlett. But I wouldn't have believed you if you'd said we hadn't pornolised her yet. Dunno why I didn't pick her for FWPT - 002, lack of movies is the only reason I can think of...
BTW, I listened to that track on MBI's link. If there's such a thing as 'nothingness' music, that was it... |
| Corduroy Pillow |
Posted - 05/30/2008 : 06:27:09
Frankly, my dead Scarlett ... |
| MisterBadIdea |
Posted - 05/30/2008 : 02:09:46
Prescient choice of victim: She died at the same time as her singing career. |
| rockfsh |
Posted - 05/29/2008 : 17:00:05
Scarlett: fever or cleaver? |
