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| MguyXXV |
Posted - 10/08/2008 : 19:12:42
Monster (2003)
The Rules
The first line of a haiku poem has five syllables.
The second line of a haiku poem has seven syllables.
The third, and final, line of a haiku poem has five syllables.
The Movie Haiku Contest (MHC) is open to every member of the FWFR site.
To enter, think of a Haiku for the current movie, then post into the current thread. Haikus may be risque, but nothing explicit please.
Only one entry per person. However, you are allowed to edit your existing entry until 9pm Tuesday FWFR time.
Voting.
If you have entered the MHC, then you have to vote. If you do not vote, you'll lose 3 points from your total.
You do not have to enter an MHC to vote. Vote away.
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For each round, you get to vote for your three favourite MHC. The voting is as follows:
3 pts - 1st place
2 pts - 2d place
1 pt - 3d place
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You cannot vote for yourself.
You can vote for the previous winner
You vote by sending the currently designated Haiku Meister (me, this week) your votes in a PM (Private Message).
You may vote only once.
When the voting deadline ends (9pm Wednesday FWFR time), the votes are tallied and the top three places are announced.
*After winners are announced, the floor is open for posting of alternate Movie Haikus under that topic heading.
The winner then gets to make an acceptance speech, and choose the movie for the next MHC contest. The winner will post the new movie as a new topic under Movie Haikus in this format:
Movie Haiku Contest: Movie Title
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| 15 L A T E S T R E P L I E S (Newest First) |
| Whippersnapper. |
Posted - 10/16/2008 : 00:53:18
Well done Baffy - a great haiku!
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| BaftaBaby |
Posted - 10/15/2008 : 22:31:18
Wow! Thanks everyone. Will get a new film posted asap.
I am smiling. 
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| MguyXXV |
Posted - 10/15/2008 : 21:58:40
Ugh. This was ugly. I mean, the winning haiku beat the living crap out of the rest, shot them, and then drove around in their cars. I think I saw it roller dancing with another haiku of similar meter.
There's a reckoning coming sometime soon, and think the time is now.
Coming in at 3d place ...
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She was just too good looking for this competition, with her
An ugly Charlize
Makes a beautiful Monster
Isn't that Ricci!
Ted "wildlivie" Bundy (3+2) - 5 points (tied for third but won higher placed votes tiebreaker)
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Coming in at 2d place ...
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He was hideously clever with
Aileen goes both ways
and will never be tied down
just ask that one guy
"Sludge" Wayne Gacy (3+3+2+2+1+1) - 12 points
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Run! Hide your children! It's an abomination how good she was with
Waxed philosophical
Voted
Waxed my legs
(*oops*)
As with so many
tales of Beauty and the Beast,
Monster dies for love.
BAFTABABE WOURNOS!!!!!! (3+3+3+3+2+2) - 16 points 
I have a feeling this weeks win will someday electrify you.
Congratulations!
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| Montgomery |
Posted - 10/15/2008 : 21:22:06
Voted.
Sorry.
Late.
EM :) |
| Sludge |
Posted - 10/15/2008 : 19:05:42
quote:
Originally posted by bife
Listening to Dexy's Midnight Runners is obviously what got her into such a mess in the first place
Please cum on Aileen,
So let's take off everything.
Poor old John, he die
And voted, while I was here
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| MguyXXV |
Posted - 10/15/2008 : 17:03:59
By my accounting, there are FOUR more hours left until the polls close. Did I get that right this time?
livie and Monty??? Chop! Chop! |
| ChocolateLady |
Posted - 10/15/2008 : 13:36:01
Theron I sent my votes in. |
| Whippersnapper. |
Posted - 10/15/2008 : 11:08:41
Injected my votes into the system.
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| BaftaBaby |
Posted - 10/15/2008 : 10:18:54
Waxed philosophical
Voted
Waxed my legs
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| Beanmimo |
Posted - 10/15/2008 : 09:25:50
Voted and then made out outside the rink. |
| bife |
Posted - 10/15/2008 : 06:58:24
Listening to Dexy's Midnight Runners is obviously what got her into such a mess in the first place
Please cum on Aileen,
So let's take off everything.
Poor old John, he die
And voted, while I was here |
| Montgomery |
Posted - 10/14/2008 : 22:25:07
Life on the road with
Aileen. Money for sex and
lots of dirty Johns.
EM :) |
| MguyXXV |
Posted - 10/14/2008 : 16:53:27
Any more entries? Some great stuff so far! Polling station open until 9pm FWFR time tomorrow (15OCT). |
| Beanmimo |
Posted - 10/13/2008 : 13:48:14
Five bucks saves her from
Suicide. Love at the rink,
Then murder most foul. |
| ChocolateLady |
Posted - 10/10/2008 : 07:30:00
Aileen turns on her
Johns, as victim starts killing.
Theron lies the truth!
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