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MguyXXV 
"X marks the spot"
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 Posted - 10/08/2008 : 19:12:42
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Monster (2003)
The Rules
The first line of a haiku poem has five syllables.
The second line of a haiku poem has seven syllables.
The third, and final, line of a haiku poem has five syllables.
The Movie Haiku Contest (MHC) is open to every member of the FWFR site.
To enter, think of a Haiku for the current movie, then post into the current thread. Haikus may be risque, but nothing explicit please.
Only one entry per person. However, you are allowed to edit your existing entry until 9pm Tuesday FWFR time.
Voting.
If you have entered the MHC, then you have to vote. If you do not vote, you'll lose 3 points from your total.
You do not have to enter an MHC to vote. Vote away.
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For each round, you get to vote for your three favourite MHC. The voting is as follows:
3 pts - 1st place
2 pts - 2d place
1 pt - 3d place
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You cannot vote for yourself.
You can vote for the previous winner
You vote by sending the currently designated Haiku Meister (me, this week) your votes in a PM (Private Message).
You may vote only once.
When the voting deadline ends (9pm Wednesday FWFR time), the votes are tallied and the top three places are announced.
*After winners are announced, the floor is open for posting of alternate Movie Haikus under that topic heading.
The winner then gets to make an acceptance speech, and choose the movie for the next MHC contest. The winner will post the new movie as a new topic under Movie Haikus in this format:
Movie Haiku Contest: Movie Title
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MguyXXV
"X marks the spot"
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Posted - 10/08/2008 : 19:38:43
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"Whore!" and "Killer!"
Remember Aileen's pain, and
contemplate Theron. |
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Whippersnapper. 
"A fourword thinking guy."
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Posted - 10/08/2008 : 19:43:18
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It's been said before -
They never seem to work out, these
Get Ricci quick schemes.
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Edited by - Whippersnapper. on 10/10/2008 08:06:12 |
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Sludge
"Charlie Don't Serf!"
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Posted - 10/08/2008 : 20:42:15
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Aileen goes both ways
and will never be tied down
just ask that one guy
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w22dheartlivie
"Kitty Lover"
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Posted - 10/08/2008 : 21:17:26
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An ugly Charlize
Makes a beautiful Monster
Isn't that Ricci! |
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BaftaBaby 
"Always entranced by cinema."
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Posted - 10/09/2008 : 09:23:07
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As with so many
tales of Beauty and the Beast,
Monster dies for love.
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ChocolateLady
"500 Chocolate Delights"
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Posted - 10/10/2008 : 07:30:00
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Aileen turns on her
Johns, as victim starts killing.
Theron lies the truth!
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Beanmimo 
"August review site"
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Posted - 10/13/2008 : 13:48:14
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Five bucks saves her from
Suicide. Love at the rink,
Then murder most foul. |
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MguyXXV
"X marks the spot"
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Posted - 10/14/2008 : 16:53:27
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| Any more entries? Some great stuff so far! Polling station open until 9pm FWFR time tomorrow (15OCT). |
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Montgomery
"F**k!"
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Posted - 10/14/2008 : 22:25:07
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Life on the road with
Aileen. Money for sex and
lots of dirty Johns.
EM :) |
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bife
"Winners never quit ... fwfr ... "
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Posted - 10/15/2008 : 06:58:24
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Listening to Dexy's Midnight Runners is obviously what got her into such a mess in the first place
Please cum on Aileen,
So let's take off everything.
Poor old John, he die
And voted, while I was here |
Edited by - bife on 10/15/2008 07:00:36 |
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Beanmimo
"August review site"
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Posted - 10/15/2008 : 09:25:50
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Voted and then made out outside the rink. |
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BaftaBaby
"Always entranced by cinema."
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Posted - 10/15/2008 : 10:18:54
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Waxed philosophical
Voted
Waxed my legs
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Whippersnapper.
"A fourword thinking guy."
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Posted - 10/15/2008 : 11:08:41
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Injected my votes into the system.
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ChocolateLady
"500 Chocolate Delights"
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Posted - 10/15/2008 : 13:36:01
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| Theron I sent my votes in. |
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MguyXXV
"X marks the spot"
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Posted - 10/15/2008 : 17:03:59
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By my accounting, there are FOUR more hours left until the polls close. Did I get that right this time?
livie and Monty??? Chop! Chop! |
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Movie Haiku Contest #126 - Monster
