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Screensize: 640 x 480 800 x 600 1024 x 768 1280 x 1024 UserName: Password: Format Mode: Basic  Help  Prompt  Format: Font Andale Mono Arial Arial Black Book Antiqua Century Gothic Comic Sans MS Courier New Georgia Impact Lucida Console Script MT Bold Stencil Tahoma Times New Roman Trebuchet MS Verdana   Size 1 2 3 4 5 6   Color Black Red Yellow Pink Green Orange Purple Blue Beige Brown Teal Navy Maroon LimeGreen Message: Smilies [quote][i]Originally posted by Beanmimo[/i] [br]Just when you thought it was safe to go back to church, enter stage left, Daryl van Horne and the [url="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0094332/"]Witches of Eastwick[/url] [b] Montgomery[/b] Which witch gets Van Horne? Choose Pfeiffer? Sarandon? Or do they have to Cher? [b]Lemmycaution[/b] Alex, Jane, Suki Conjure ideal nookie Then comes sly Daryl. [b]Meanbimo[/b] Modern day Witches, After a spell, meet Daryl All bubble and toil. [b]Baftababe[/b] Three listless housewives. Daryl slips 'em the Van Horne. Hell's sure pure heaven. [b]Sludge[/b] Who seduces whom? Trouble brews, baby, spawning Jack of all tirades [b]ChocolateLady[/b] Witchcraft's dangerous, turning listless gals into Desparate housewives! [b]Clay[/b] Beautiful ladies. Plump, unattractive Hell-Spawn Nails each one of them. (tanks BaftaBabe for pointing out my error, and thanks Montgomery for pointing out her own error, which ended up being pretty much the same error!!) [/quote]    -  HTML is OFF | Forum Code is ON   Check here to include your profile signature.