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Montgomery 
"F**k!"
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 Posted - 04/27/2007 : 17:54:42
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I can't believe we haven't tackled this beast yet.
So, start the suspenseful music for
JAWS!!!!!!!!!
Here are the rules. Stolen from someone. Thank you someone.
Abbreviated rules borrowed from here to encourage some new entrants ....
The Rules
The first line of a haiku poem has five syllables.
The second line has seven syllables.
The third, and final, line has five syllables.
The Movie Haiku Contest (MHC) is open to every member of the FWFR site.
To enter, all you have to do is think of a Haiku for the current movie, then post into the current thread. Simple as that. Also, haikus may be risque, but nothing explicit please.
Only one entry per person as per The Blevins Rule. However, you are allowed to edit your existing entry until 9pm Tuesday FWFR time. *
Voting.
If you have entered the MHC, then you have to vote. If you do not vote, you'll lose 3 points from your total. This could mean the difference between the adoration and envy of your fellow Fwiffers or being the feckless butt of our jokes!
You do not have to enter an MHC to vote. Vote away. It'll be like a lurker vote!
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For each round, you get to vote for your three favourite MHC. The voting is as follows:
3 pts fwfrer a
2 pts fwfr b
1 pt fwfr c
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You cannot vote for yourself.
You can vote for the previous winner
You vote by sending me your votes in a PM (Private Message). I'll resent it, but do it anyway.
You may vote only once.
When the voting deadline ends (9pm Wednesday 24APR FWFR time), the votes are tallied and the top three places are announced.
Votes to me, unless someone else wants to do it. I count the votes by hand. 
EM :) |
Edited by - Montgomery on 04/27/2007 17:55:36 |
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Montgomery
"F**k!"
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Posted - 04/27/2007 : 17:57:30
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Three guys in a boat
compare scars, while a great white
prepares to make more.
EM :) |
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BaftaBaby 
"Always entranced by cinema."
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Posted - 04/27/2007 : 19:37:51
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Finny [no Albert]
opens wide invitingly ...
Eyes and teeth, Dreyfuss!
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Beanmimo 
"August review site"
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Posted - 04/27/2007 : 20:22:46
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Duh dum duh dum duh
dum duh dum duh dum duh dum
duh dum duh dum duh... |
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RockGolf 
"1500+ reviews. 1 joke."
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Posted - 04/27/2007 : 22:26:05
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Fingernails on chalkboard
Gets Amity's attention
Quint will charge ten grand. |
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Whippersnapper. 
"A fourword thinking guy."
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Posted - 04/27/2007 : 22:53:35
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OK, here's the plot.
Big fish eats a coupla guys and
gets wasted. Fin.
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Edited by - Whippersnapper. on 04/29/2007 15:46:59 |
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Whippersnapper.
"A fourword thinking guy."
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Posted - 04/28/2007 : 13:21:37
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quote:
Originally posted by Beanmimo
Duh dum duh dum duh
dum duh dum duh dum duh dum
duh dum duh dum duh...
I can't wait to see your Pink Panther haiku. 
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Beanmimo
"August review site"
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Posted - 04/29/2007 : 16:21:22
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quote:
Originally posted by Whippersnapper
quote:
Originally posted by Beanmimo
Duh dum duh dum duh
dum duh dum duh dum duh dum
duh dum duh dum duh...
I can't wait to see your Pink Panther haiku.
something like this i'd suspect
Duh dum duh dum duh
dum duh dum duh dum duh dum
duh dum duh dum duh... |
Edited by - Beanmimo on 04/29/2007 16:22:07 |
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Montgomery
"F**k!"
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Posted - 04/30/2007 : 17:47:45
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quote:
Originally posted by Beanmimo
quote:
Originally posted by Whippersnapper
quote:
Originally posted by Beanmimo
Duh dum duh dum duh
dum duh dum duh dum duh dum
duh dum duh dum duh...
I can't wait to see your Pink Panther haiku.
something like this i'd suspect
Duh dum duh dum duh
dum duh dum duh dum duh dum
duh dum duh dum duh...
Shouldn't it be:
Dead ant, dead ant, dead
ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant
dead ant, dead annnnnnnnnt-ta.
EM :) |
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Sludge
"Charlie Don't Serf!"
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Posted - 04/30/2007 : 17:53:57
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Stalked by shark and bass
Amity's skinny dipper
smiles like S.O.B.
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BiggerBoat 
"Pass me the harpoon"
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Posted - 05/01/2007 : 01:11:20
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Summer swims shredded by
thrashing teeth, silent fin.
Bigger boat needed.
I had to enter this one. |
Edited by - BiggerBoat on 05/01/2007 01:17:00 |
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Beanmimo
"August review site"
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Posted - 05/01/2007 : 16:35:14
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I had to enter this one.
When i saw your name on this theead through the fourums main page i thought 'How Apt!'
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Montgomery
"F**k!"
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Posted - 05/01/2007 : 18:14:24
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I'm going to be out of town Wednesday and Thursday. So, would someone else want to tally, or would you like me to do it, but I won't be able to tell you the winners until Friday?
Let me know.
I'll check back tomorrow before I take off for my two day away.
EM :)
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Edited by - Montgomery on 05/02/2007 00:22:10 |
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Montgomery
"F**k!"
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Posted - 05/02/2007 : 00:27:57
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Montgomery
Three guys in a boat
compare scars, while a great white
prepares to make more.
BaftaBabe
Finny [no Albert]
opens wide invitingly ...
Eyes and teeth, Dreyfuss!
Beanmimo
Duh dum duh dum duh
dum duh dum duh dum duh dum
duh dum duh dum duh...
R o � k G o 7 f
Fingernails on chalkboard
Gets Amity's attention
Quint will charge ten grand.
Whippersnapper
OK, here's the plot.
Big fish eats a coupla guys and
gets wasted. Fin.
Sludge
Stalked by shark and bass
Amity's skinny dipper
smiles like S.O.B.
Guest appearance by:
BiggerBoat
Summer swims shredded
by thrashing teeth, silent fin.
Bigger boat needed.
And this just in:
Bife
Big fish, far from tame
Provides the inspiration
For a fwfrs name
Any others?
Should we start voting soon?
EM :)
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Edited by - Montgomery on 05/02/2007 16:16:32 |
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BaftaBaby
"Always entranced by cinema."
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Posted - 05/02/2007 : 08:11:16
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Originally posted by Montgomery
I'm going to be out of town Wednesday and Thursday. So, would someone else want to tally, or would you like me to do it, but I won't be able to tell you the winners until Friday?
Let me know.
I'll check back tomorrow before I take off for my two day away.
EM :)
Seeing as how I've already got a copy of the voting spreadsheet ... I don't mind at all. [and, let's face it, I never win here so it's mostly a spectator sport anyway ]
So - send your voties to me as soon as ... if ya know what's good for ya! 
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Edited by - BaftaBaby on 05/02/2007 08:11:37 |
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bife
"Winners never quit ... fwfr ... "
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Posted - 05/02/2007 : 12:59:28
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It's been a while, and I am feeling rusty, but here goes anyway ....
Big fish, far from tame
Provides the inspiration
For a fwfrs name
Okay, okay, maybe I am not rusty, maybe I am just crap 
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Edited by - bife on 05/02/2007 13:00:04 |
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Haiku #55 -- JAWS
