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Stalean 
"Back...OMG"
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Posted - 11/29/2007 : 01:59:34
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Give us your best euphemism for cooking related deaths. For example, some amusing ones that I have seen on the internet:
"Sleeping with the quiches." "Fettucine Al Dead-o." and my favorite... "Peasant Under Grass."
Come up with your own great entries with the help of the following links. Happy steaming, filleting, or chopping! 
Celebrity Chefs or Cooking Related
I'm fairly sure I know which one ChocolateLady is going to choose.  |
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thefoxboy  "Four your eyes only."
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Posted - 11/29/2007 : 02:34:07
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Death by chocolate. 
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MisterBadIdea  "PLZ GET MILK, KTHXBYE"
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Posted - 11/29/2007 : 02:36:34
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Your goose is cooked. |
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Sean  "Necrosphenisciform anthropophagist."
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Posted - 11/29/2007 : 02:51:34
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Big Mac with flies.  |
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w22dheartlivie  "Kitty Lover"
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Posted - 11/29/2007 : 03:14:16
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This reminds me of every bad Hannibal Lecter joke I've ever heard.
Eggs & Kevin Bacon |
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Animal Mutha  "Who would've thunk it?"
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Posted - 11/29/2007 : 05:37:00
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Ladle to the grave  |
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Koli  "Striving lackadaisically for perfection."
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Posted - 11/29/2007 : 05:51:36
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I'm so relieved to discover that the celebrity chef isn't solely a British phenomenon.
(Mind you, I watch almost as much telly as the next man, but I haven't heard of half the 'famous' cooks on the BBC's list.)
Entry to follow. (Obviously I wish I could just whip out one I prepared earlier. ) |
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Koli  "Striving lackadaisically for perfection."
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Posted - 11/29/2007 : 06:01:58
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Gary Rhodes mash  |
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Ali  "Those aren't pillows."
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Posted - 11/29/2007 : 07:10:38
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Can we please try and stick to actors, directors - basically people related to film? These games have already strayed far away from their original concepts.
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ChocolateLady  "500 Chocolate Delights"
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Posted - 11/29/2007 : 09:16:34
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quote: Originally posted by thefoxboy
Death by chocolate. 
GRRRR!
Nigella Bites it.
(Link provided for the Americans on this site.)
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Edited by - ChocolateLady on 11/29/2007 09:30:34 |
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Wheelz  "FWFR%u2019ing like it%u2019s 1999"
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Posted - 11/29/2007 : 14:49:41
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Betty Croaker  |
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TitanPa  "Here four more"
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Posted - 11/29/2007 : 15:47:17
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Julia Chilled |
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RockGolf  "1500+ reviews. 1 joke."
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Posted - 11/29/2007 : 16:24:05
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Ramsey's in Hell's Kitchen |
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rockfsh  "Laugh, Love, Cheer"
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Posted - 11/29/2007 : 16:48:42
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Cusine to die for |
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Corduroy Pillow  "All puns intended"
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Posted - 11/29/2007 : 17:38:06
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Ran out of thyme. |
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Chris C  "Four words, never backwards."
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Posted - 11/29/2007 : 19:36:48
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quote: Originally posted by Animal Mutha
Ladle to the grave 
Click here!
Died. Green. Tomatoes.  |
Edited by - Chris C on 11/29/2007 20:01:20 |
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