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Stalean 
"Back...OMG"

Posted - 11/29/2007 :  01:59:34  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Give us your best euphemism for cooking related deaths. For example, some amusing ones that I have seen on the internet:

"Sleeping with the quiches."
"Fettucine Al Dead-o." and my favorite...
"Peasant Under Grass."

Come up with your own great entries with the help of the following links. Happy steaming, filleting, or chopping!

Celebrity Chefs or Cooking Related

I'm fairly sure I know which one ChocolateLady is going to choose.

thefoxboy 
"Four your eyes only."

Posted - 11/29/2007 :  02:34:07  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Death by chocolate.

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MisterBadIdea 
"PLZ GET MILK, KTHXBYE"

Posted - 11/29/2007 :  02:36:34  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Your goose is cooked.
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Sean 
"Necrosphenisciform anthropophagist."

Posted - 11/29/2007 :  02:51:34  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Big Mac with flies.
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w22dheartlivie 
"Kitty Lover"

Posted - 11/29/2007 :  03:14:16  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
This reminds me of every bad Hannibal Lecter joke I've ever heard.




Eggs & Kevin Bacon
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Animal Mutha 
"Who would've thunk it?"

Posted - 11/29/2007 :  05:37:00  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Ladle to the grave
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Koli 
"Striving lackadaisically for perfection."

Posted - 11/29/2007 :  05:51:36  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I'm so relieved to discover that the celebrity chef isn't solely a British phenomenon.

(Mind you, I watch almost as much telly as the next man, but I haven't heard of half the 'famous' cooks on the BBC's list.)

Entry to follow. (Obviously I wish I could just whip out one I prepared earlier. )
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Koli 
"Striving lackadaisically for perfection."

Posted - 11/29/2007 :  06:01:58  Show Profile  Reply with Quote




Gary Rhodes mash
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Ali 
"Those aren't pillows."

Posted - 11/29/2007 :  07:10:38  Show Profile  Reply with Quote

Can we please try and stick to actors, directors - basically people related to film? These games have already strayed far away from their original concepts.
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ChocolateLady 
"500 Chocolate Delights"

Posted - 11/29/2007 :  09:16:34  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by thefoxboy

Death by chocolate.


GRRRR!


Nigella Bites it.

(Link provided for the Americans on this site.)

Edited by - ChocolateLady on 11/29/2007 09:30:34
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Wheelz 
"FWFR%u2019ing like it%u2019s 1999"

Posted - 11/29/2007 :  14:49:41  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Betty Croaker
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TitanPa 
"Here four more"

Posted - 11/29/2007 :  15:47:17  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Julia Chilled
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RockGolf 
"1500+ reviews. 1 joke."

Posted - 11/29/2007 :  16:24:05  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Ramsey's in Hell's Kitchen
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rockfsh 
"Laugh, Love, Cheer"

Posted - 11/29/2007 :  16:48:42  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Cusine to die for
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Corduroy Pillow 
"All puns intended"

Posted - 11/29/2007 :  17:38:06  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Ran out of thyme.
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Chris C 
"Four words, never backwards."

Posted - 11/29/2007 :  19:36:48  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Animal Mutha

Ladle to the grave



Click here!


Died. Green. Tomatoes.

Edited by - Chris C on 11/29/2007 20:01:20
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