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thefoxboy 
"Four your eyes only."

Posted - 12/04/2007 :  00:07:44  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Voting closes 9pm Wednesday FWFR time.
You must vote on FWTO's in this list.

Send me a PM with your votes.

Entrant Rules
  • No more than FOUR words.
  • Use inspiration from any source, but it must be related to the subject.
  • Winning FWTOs from previous rounds cannot be used again.
  • Entries are welcome from any FWFR members.


Only one entry per person as per The Blevins Rule.
You can only post your alternatives after the results have been announced.

If you want an idea of what type of FWTO wins, click here to see the previous winners list

You do not have to enter an FWTO to vote. Vote away. It'll be like a lurker vote!


Before sending votes, please read the Rules on voting.





Voting is as follows:

3 points Tom
2 points Dick
1 point Harry

not

1) Tom
2) Dick
3) Harry

So please don't confuse the Tally Girls as they will not know if Tom gets 1 vote or Tom is your favourite for 3 votes.

Your votes will only be counted if sent in the 3,2,1 format.
Any votes received that the 6 votes are spread out like 2,2,2 or 3,1,1,1 etc will not be counted.
The 3 vote non voting penalty will also apply.

Don't be a Tosser and forget to vote!

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What or Who's Cooking deaths so far.....

Death by chocolate. - thefoxboy
Your goose is cooked. - MisterBadIdea
Big Mac with flies. - Se�n
Eggs & Kevin Bacon. - wildhartlivie
Ladle to the grave. - Animal Mutha
Gary Rhodes mash. - Koli
Nigella Bites it. - ChocolateLady
Betty Croaker. - Wheelz
Julia Chilled. - TitanPa
Ramsey's in Hell's Kitchen. - R o � k G 0 1 f
Cusine to die for. - rockfsh
Ran out of thyme. - Corduroy Pillow
Died. Green. Tomatoes. - Chris C
Emeril. Truck. BAM! - damalc
Stuck fork, he's done. - Falken
Pasta-Way. - Stalean
Dead Eats. - CankleFetish
The Scrap-Iron Chef. - Phronetic Man
Marie's Callender has expired. - Cheese_Ed
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thefoxboy 
"Four your eyes only."

Posted - 12/04/2007 :  00:18:54  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
After much debate between me, myself and I, we have decided that we have no problem with the subjects of FWTO so far.

You can always miss the round if you don't like the weeks title.
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ChocolateLady 
"500 Chocolate Delights"

Posted - 12/04/2007 :  05:54:47  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
And then, if you like, you can alwasy spin the subject to include movies and/or television subjects or people.

(Oh, and I voted.)

Edited by - ChocolateLady on 12/04/2007 05:55:03
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Ali 
"Those aren't pillows."

Posted - 12/04/2007 :  07:36:29  Show Profile  Reply with Quote

And I will have no problem missing lame-ass rounds as this one. It's true, people might spin their tremendously witty entries to somehow relate to films. But most of the time they won't, coming up, instead, with generic puns (I count at least six in this round); and if someone calls them on it, they will simply feign some sort of tenuous link to cinema.

Which is all by way of saying, take your rotting carrots and show 'em, beyotches.
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MisterBadIdea 
"PLZ GET MILK, KTHXBYE"

Posted - 12/04/2007 :  16:09:07  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Voted.

This week's viewing: Fast Food Nation
Thoughts: I promised myself a burger if this movie turned out to suck, and I'm going to be eating Whoppers for a week after this one. And even that's not much fun, because this movie isn't even about fast food. I think it's about immigration reform or something. All I know is, it's pedantic, moronic, and agonizingly pointless, and with so much time spent in the cow slaughterhouse, I can only assume that the moral is, "Eat the McNuggets."
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Wheelz 
"FWFR%u2019ing like it%u2019s 1999"

Posted - 12/04/2007 :  17:22:22  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Voted, now sitting down to a nice big meal.

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TitanPa 
"Here four more"

Posted - 12/04/2007 :  20:42:20  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Babked up a batch of votes and sent then to foxboy.
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Chris C 
"Four words, never backwards."

Posted - 12/04/2007 :  22:33:33  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Voted
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Canklefish 
"Let's Get OUTTA Here!"

Posted - 12/04/2007 :  23:58:52  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Voted
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RockGolf 
"1500+ reviews. 1 joke."

Posted - 12/05/2007 :  00:24:47  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Voted for 45 mins at 350, then removed lid and broiled for another 5 mins.
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Animal Mutha 
"Who would've thunk it?"

Posted - 12/05/2007 :  19:14:51  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Voted... Pasta-la-vista
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Falken 
"Intestinal Fourtitude."

Posted - 12/05/2007 :  19:23:08  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Voted.*

*Microwave ovens vary. Adjust votes as necessary.

Falken
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w22dheartlivie 
"Kitty Lover"

Posted - 12/05/2007 :  20:09:22  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
What does Hannibal Lecter call Michael Jackson?
The other white meat.

What does Hannibal Lecter call a supermodel from Wisconsin?
A quarter-pounder with cheese.

What does Hannibal Lecter call a van full of senior citizens?
Meals on Wheels.

What does Hannibal Lecter like for breakfastwith
Scrambled eggs and Kevin Bacon.

What did Hannibal say when he ate Monica Lewinsky?
"That went down fast."

Why won't Hannibal Lecter eat Keith Richards?
Would you?
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thefoxboy 
"Four your eyes only."

Posted - 12/05/2007 :  22:27:49  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Cook off.
Dead man, wok king.
Bones appetit!
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3rd place, as voted by you with a total of 9 votes
Death by chocolate - thefoxboy
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2nd best death, as voted by you with 21 votes
Ran out of thyme- Corduroy Pillow
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The winner with a vote breakdown of 3333222211
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Make some noise people.
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Stalean with Pasta-Way.
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Congratulations Stalean for picking up your 14th FWTO win,well done. Time to get up here and give us a few words then choose the next victim. Make sure it's NOT someone that we had laid to rest in previous rounds.

You are now free to post any alternative FWTOs you may have.
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Stalean 
"Back...OMG"

Posted - 12/06/2007 :  03:09:27  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
WOW! Thanks for all the votes. It was a pleasure "mixin' it up" with everyone this week. Back in a few with a new victim.
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