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Larry 
"Larry's time / sat merrily"
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 Posted - 06/03/2008 : 17:08:18
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| My mommy told me to vote, so I did. |
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duh 
"catpurrs"
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Posted - 06/03/2008 : 17:48:56
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I voted to the tune of "Dear Abby" by John Prine.
~~~Dear abby, dear abby ...
My feet are too long
My hairs falling out and my rights are all wrong
My friends they all tell me that Ive no friends at all
Wont you write me a letter, wont you give me a call
Signed bewildered
Bewildered, bewildered...
Chorus:
You have no complaint
You are what your are and you aint what you aint
So listen up buster, and listen up good
Stop wishing for bad luck and knocking on wood
Dear abby, dear abby...
My fountain pen leaks
My wife hollers at me and my kids are all freaks
Every side I get up on is the wrong side of bed
If it werent so expensive Id wish I were dead
Signed unhappy
Unhappy, unhappy...
Repeat chorus
Dear abby, dear abby...
You wont believe this
But my stomach makes noises whenever I kiss
My girlfriend tells me its all in my head
But my stomach tells me to write you instead
Signed noise-maker
Noise-maker, noise-maker
Repeat chorus
Dear abby, dear abby...
Well I never thought
That me and my girlfriend would ever get caught
We were sitting in the back seat just shooting the breeze
With her hair up in curlers and her pants to her knees
Signed just married
Just married, just married...
Repeat chorus
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bife 
"Winners never quit ... fwfr ... "
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Posted - 06/04/2008 : 02:38:47
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| Voted, far less musically than duh |
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ChocolateLady
"500 Chocolate Delights"
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Posted - 06/04/2008 : 06:02:30
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| Voted, despite someone telling me I shouldn't. |
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turrell 
"Ohhhh Ohhhh Ohhhh Ohhhh "
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Posted - 06/04/2008 : 21:23:20
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| just voted - busy morning at the office |
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Cheese_Ed 
"The Provolone Ranger"
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Posted - 06/04/2008 : 21:33:37
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Thanks for the votes, but now we're deadlocked.
Need the abstainer or lurkers! |
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Cheese_Ed
"The Provolone Ranger"
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Posted - 06/04/2008 : 22:31:37
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| Got a lurker but we're still stuck! |
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thefoxboy 
"Four your eyes only."
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Posted - 06/04/2008 : 23:04:38
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quote:
Originally posted by Cheese_Ed
Got a lurker but we're still stuck!
So you wasted my time. 
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Cheese_Ed
"The Provolone Ranger"
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Posted - 06/04/2008 : 23:48:40
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Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice, let down your pants, and slide on the ice...
In third place, with 14 points (3,3,3,2,1,1,1)...
This av was the bomb...
Larry !!
In second place, with 15 points (3,3,3,2,2,2)...
He couldn't crack the top spot...
bife  !!
And in first place, with 17 points (3,3,3,2,2,2,1,1)...
The surgeon general has declared him the winner...
turrell  !!!
You're the advice president, turrell! I'd advise you to pick a fresh topic ASAP! |
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turrell
"Ohhhh Ohhhh Ohhhh Ohhhh "
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Posted - 06/05/2008 : 17:37:52
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| Wow - thanks ok new topic coming pronto. |
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Avatar Contest #213 - Advice
