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BaftaBaby 
"Always entranced by cinema."

Posted - 10/15/2008 :  22:42:29  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Mae West and Cary Grant - how can you go wrong with this comedy classic. Come up and see what you can do.


She Done Him Wrong(1933)





The Rules

The first line of a haiku poem has five syllables.
The second line of a haiku poem has seven syllables.
The third, and final, line of a haiku poem has five syllables.


The Movie Haiku Contest (MHC) is open to every member of the FWFR site.

To enter, think of a Haiku for the current movie, then post into the current thread. Haikus may be risque, but nothing explicit please.

Only one entry per person. However, you are allowed to edit your existing entry until 9pm Tuesday FWFR time.


Voting.

If you have entered the MHC, then you have to vote. If you do not vote, you'll lose 3 points from your total.

You do not have to enter an MHC to vote. Vote away.

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For each round, you get to vote for your three favourite MHC. The voting is as follows:

3 pts - 1st place
2 pts - 2d place
1 pt - 3d place

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You cannot vote for yourself.
You can vote for the previous winner

You vote by sending the currently designated Haiku Meister (me, this week) your votes in a PM (Private Message).

You may vote only once.

When the voting deadline ends (9pm Wednesday FWFR time), the votes are tallied and the top three places are announced.

*After winners are announced, the floor is open for posting of alternate Movie Haikus under that topic heading.

The winner then gets to make an acceptance speech, and choose the movie for the next MHC contest. The winner will post the new movie as a new topic under Movie Haikus in this format:

Movie Haiku Contest: Movie Title




Edited by - BaftaBaby on 10/15/2008 22:43:33

w22dheartlivie 
"Kitty Lover"

Posted - 10/15/2008 :  22:59:34  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Little did she know
Come up and see me sometime
Would find her Cumming.
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Whippersnapper. 
"A fourword thinking guy."

Posted - 10/16/2008 :  00:14:36  Show Profile  Reply with Quote

"Is that a pistol
in your pocket, or are you
just glad to see me?"



(I never realised until now that Mae's most famous quote is, in fact, a haiku!)


Edited by - Whippersnapper. on 10/16/2008 13:40:28
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ChocolateLady 
"500 Chocolate Delights"

Posted - 10/16/2008 :  07:24:02  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Lou's ex doesn't like
her Cummings and goings on.
Granted, she's no saint!
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BaftaBaby 
"Always entranced by cinema."

Posted - 10/16/2008 :  12:39:04  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Mae's some sassy dame!
Though Grant pants to hold her hand,
She can hold her own.

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Sludge 
"Charlie Don't Serf!"

Posted - 10/17/2008 :  03:11:09  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Sheesh, I'm going to watch it now after 3rd draft. :-)

Edited by - Sludge on 10/17/2008 18:38:20
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MguyXXV 
"X marks the spot"

Posted - 10/21/2008 :  03:56:58  Show Profile  Reply with Quote

Many a sailor
Mae dock at the Western port;
The rifleman seethes.
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Sludge 
"Charlie Don't Serf!"

Posted - 10/21/2008 :  19:05:39  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Big Mae sees parade
all diamonds must go, except
Lil one from Cummings

(say it out loud)

Voted.

Edited by - Sludge on 10/22/2008 16:22:52
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ChocolateLady 
"500 Chocolate Delights"

Posted - 10/22/2008 :  09:10:30  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I did this contest right and voted.
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Whippersnapper. 
"A fourword thinking guy."

Posted - 10/22/2008 :  16:30:31  Show Profile  Reply with Quote


Mae I tell you that I have Caryed out my democratic duty?

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BaftaBaby 
"Always entranced by cinema."

Posted - 10/22/2008 :  22:37:22  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Still waiting on votes from MguyX and Wildheartlivie. I will PM them.

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MguyXXV 
"X marks the spot"

Posted - 10/22/2008 :  23:07:49  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Oops! Voted.
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BaftaBaby 
"Always entranced by cinema."

Posted - 10/22/2008 :  23:57:22  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Now listen and listen good, cause a good man is hard to find and a hard man is even better.

Tied in t'ird place from toity-t'ird street







Wid 7 pernts ...






Wildheartlivie [1, 1, 2, 3]




Woo-Woo!



Knocking 'em out in da second







wid an amazing 8 pernts each are




Da Incredible Whipper [3,3,2] and me BaftaBabe [3, 2, 2, 1]







Yaaaaaay!





But sashaying in with hips akimbo and all her grapes peeled







wid da top of da morning nine big ones is ...





Let's go wild and crazy for ...






ChocolateLady who had definitely Done 'Em Right! [2, 3, 3, 1]





Stand up and take a bow Chokkie! And don't forget to post a new film for us all to poetize.


Edited by - BaftaBaby on 10/23/2008 00:00:15
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