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Cheese_Ed
"The Provolone Ranger"

Posted - 01/28/2009 : 18:25:02

Those who don't post at www.fwiffer.com will have 7 years of bad luck.

BaftaBaby
"Always entranced by cinema."

Posted - 01/28/2009 : 23:54:13

Yeah - hop to it!

Just remember, for every lucky rabbit's foot, there's a rabbit stew just waiting to be eaten!

Larry
"Larry's time / sat merrily"

Posted - 01/29/2009 : 03:21:25

Of all the cheerleaders in all the schools...

MguyX
"X marks the spot"

Posted - 01/29/2009 : 05:44:59

Lucky horseshoe butchers luck? (Full size)

Edited by - MguyX on 01/29/2009 05:47:19

Sean
"Necrosphenisciform anthropophagist."

Posted - 01/29/2009 : 23:41:05

w22dheartlivie
"Kitty Lover"

Posted - 01/30/2009 : 08:53:03

They say little is less unlucky than a broken mirror. The artist Ron Blumberg painted a self-portrait, "My Broken Mirror", in 1936. Perhaps he was thinking of a stanza from "The Lady of Shalott" by Alfred, Lord Tennyson, which said

Out flew the web and floated wide -
The mirror crack'd from side to side;
"The curse is come upon me," cried
The Lady of Shalott.

Koli
"Striving lackadaisically for perfection."

Posted - 01/30/2009 : 17:01:16

Some would say that parents are very lucky to have an organ as illustrious as this.

I'm sure the title change didn't happen by design.

Cheese_Ed
"The Provolone Ranger"

Posted - 02/02/2009 : 12:46:55

Don't walk under a ladder on your way to www.fwiffer.com to vote.

Koli
"Striving lackadaisically for perfection."

Posted - 02/02/2009 : 20:41:27

I voted early, leaving nothing to chance.

mampers11
"Lazy Lebowski Loses Rug"

Posted - 02/03/2009 : 09:40:45

I know you are in the crapper if you ever experience this.

Mampers

BaftaBaby
"Always entranced by cinema."

Posted - 02/03/2009 : 12:08:21

quote:
Originally posted by mam9ers

I know you are in the crapper if you ever experience this.

Mampers

Mampers! Great to see you here!
BUT
If you don't enter the contest we won't be able to vote on your tasteful entry

MguyX
"X marks the spot"

Posted - 02/03/2009 : 18:03:37

Luckily, I voted, so I don't get that unlucky deduction this time.

Larry
"Larry's time / sat merrily"

Posted - 02/03/2009 : 18:53:19

Voted.

"The Unlucky Young Man"

A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.

The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man wants.

"Well," he said, "I've been seeing this girl for a while and she's really hot. I want the condoms because I think tonight's "the" night. We're having dinner with her parents, and then we're going out. And I've got a feeling I'm gonna get lucky after that."

"Once she's had me, she'll want me all the time, so you'd better give me the 12 pack."

The young man makes his purchase and leaves.

Later that evening, he sits down to dinner with his girlfriend and her parents. He asks if he might give the blessing and they agree. He begins the prayer, but continues praying for several minutes.

The girl leans over to him and says, "You never told me that you were such a religious person."

The boy leans over to her and whispers, "You never told me that your father is a pharmacist."

BaftaBaby
"Always entranced by cinema."

Posted - 02/03/2009 : 18:54:04

There's no such thing as luck - but I kept my fingers crossed. And avoided the ladder. And didn't say the name of the Scottish play. And ...

I STILL got hit by the bus on my way to vote!

Cheese_Ed
"The Provolone Ranger"

Posted - 02/04/2009 : 13:20:53

Results will probably very later than usual, I'm cavorting today.

Still 2 voters missing.

Cheese_Ed
"The Provolone Ranger"

Posted - 02/05/2009 : 02:41:15

I left my hat on the bed...