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Sean 
"Necrosphenisciform anthropophagist."

Posted - 08/13/2009 :  01:09:06  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
The Middle East

Bring out your falafel, burkas, pita bread, refugees, oil.... or a Bedouguin on a camel.

MguyX 
"X marks the spot"

Posted - 08/13/2009 :  02:23:56  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
What? No virgins?!?!
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Cheese_Ed 
"The Provolone Ranger"

Posted - 08/13/2009 :  02:54:00  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Post oily, post often
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duh 
"catpurrs"

Posted - 08/13/2009 :  05:30:36  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
My husband emailed this photo to me of himself wearing a beautiful turban at a ground-breaking ceremony in the rural district where he is working in Afghanistan.
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ChocolateLady 
"500 Chocolate Delights"

Posted - 08/13/2009 :  07:11:35  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I give you Max Brenner - the world's first Middle Eastern Chocolatier, now internationally known as "Chocolates by the Bald Man".

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BaftaBaby 
"Always entranced by cinema."

Posted - 08/13/2009 :  10:19:31  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
An oily truth

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Cheese_Ed 
"The Provolone Ranger"

Posted - 08/13/2009 :  14:41:36  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Here I am with another crude cheese joke.

If cars could run on cheese, Wisconsin would have the world at its feet!

Would the phrase have to be altered to 'Peace in the Middle North'?
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Koli 
"Striving lackadaisically for perfection."

Posted - 08/13/2009 :  21:30:32  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
This picture appeared on a site called Kaleidoscope (which you may recognise as a Kuwaiti & Middle Eastern literary blog magazine 'where writers and thinkers meet to exemplify, vivify, and stylistically liquefy'). It was accompanied by several readers' observations about the wearing of the Hijab and Niqab, feminism, eroticism, and the requirements laid down in the Koran and Hadith.

Needless to say, the emotions it stirred up in me were considerably shallower and baser, in fact infinitely more superficial and low-brow.

Edited by - Koli on 08/17/2009 06:53:08
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Larry 
"Larry's time / sat merrily"

Posted - 08/14/2009 :  03:32:07  Show Profile  Reply with Quote

"I'LL FLY 15,000 MILES TO SMOKE A CAMEL"
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Koli 
"Striving lackadaisically for perfection."

Posted - 08/14/2009 :  19:41:11  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Larry


"I'LL FLY 15,000 MILES TO SMOKE A CAMEL"



I suppose 'I'd drive several miles to buy a decent cigar' doesn't have quite the same ring to it.
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MguyX 
"X marks the spot"

Posted - 08/15/2009 :  04:36:35  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
About as catchy as the short-lived Cuban slogan "Walk? Hell, we'll BRING you cigars if you don't intercept our floatillas."

Edited by - MguyX on 08/18/2009 05:08:13
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Cheese_Ed 
"The Provolone Ranger"

Posted - 08/18/2009 :  12:46:05  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
www.fwiffer.com is ready!
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Larry 
"Larry's time / sat merrily"

Posted - 08/18/2009 :  13:50:46  Show Profile  Reply with Quote

Voted quickly, during a lull in the fighting.
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MguyX 
"X marks the spot"

Posted - 08/18/2009 :  16:31:21  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Hurry! Vote before the Dead Sea dies! I did.
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BaftaBaby 
"Always entranced by cinema."

Posted - 08/18/2009 :  17:05:25  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Whew! Just in from the mid-west to vote for the mid-East.

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ChocolateLady 
"500 Chocolate Delights"

Posted - 08/19/2009 :  06:04:45  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by MguyX

Hurry! Vote before the Dead Sea dies! I did.



Hey, that's not a problem! As far as that sea's concerned, the deader the better!

But I voted.

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