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Koli 
"Striving lackadaisically for perfection."
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Posted - 05/08/2008 : 22:17:33
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You know you love 'em. Celebrate that gothic kitsch! Wheel out those screaming lovelies! Revitalise those sinister, fang-toothed pallid blokes!
Let your imagination run wild, and take a coach and four across the rickety bridge of your filmic fantasies. 
Edit: I'm surprised to hear that anyone might be scratching their head over this one, but just in case here's a handy list: http://www.imdb.com/company/co0103101/
They do say that the erotic content of Hammer's horror films reached an all-time high in Countess Dracula, based on the real-life exploits of Countess Elisabeth Bathory, a mass murderer who believed that the blood of virgins could keep her eternally youthful. Ingrid Pitt plays the blood-thirsty Countess, a crazed tyrant who kills and kills again to satisfy her craving to remain young and beautiful.
What more could you possibly want from a Hammer horror - other than a poster featuring a couple of naked bottoms, perhaps? |
Edited by - Koli on 05/09/2008 23:12:45 |
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TitanPa  "Here four more"
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TitanPa  "Here four more"
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Posted - 05/09/2008 : 01:31:06
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I fell in love with this poster. I think I need to see if this movie is on NetFlix. Id like to have this poster. Never even heard of this movie
TRanslation: Frankenstein Created Woman |
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w22dheartlivie  "Kitty Lover"
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Posted - 05/09/2008 : 03:49:28
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Hammer Horror to me is that there were enough singles for a greatest hits compilation. Can't Touch This? |
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BaftaBaby  "Always entranced by cinema."
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Posted - 05/09/2008 : 05:15:57
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The Mummy The Mummy Returns The Mummy Walks The Mummy Breastfeeds
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Sean  "Necrosphenisciform anthropophagist."
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Posted - 05/09/2008 : 06:08:28
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MguyX  "X marks the spot"
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Posted - 05/09/2008 : 06:27:43
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Coming this Halloween: It's the Horrible Hammer Toe in "Don't Tread on Me!"
You'll never buy small shoes again ... |
Edited by - MguyX on 05/09/2008 18:06:37 |
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Cheese_Ed  "The Provolone Ranger"
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ChocolateLady  "500 Chocolate Delights"
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Larry  "Larry's time / sat merrily"
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Posted - 05/09/2008 : 18:25:58
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Taste the Blood of Dracula gets even creepier!! |
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BaftaBaby  "Always entranced by cinema."
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Posted - 05/09/2008 : 19:50:55
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quote: Originally posted by Larry
Taste the Blood of Dracula gets even creepier!!
Ooo, ooo -- I worked with the producer of that film!
 Oh, be fair, I haven't name-dropped for ages! 
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turrell  "Ohhhh Ohhhh Ohhhh Ohhhh "
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Posted - 05/09/2008 : 23:53:31
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wildhartlivie can have this one if you want - I am looking for a replacement - I should have looked before I locked in on Hammer time which was indeed fille with horror - those pants alone... |
Edited by - turrell on 05/10/2008 00:27:23 |
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w22dheartlivie  "Kitty Lover"
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Posted - 05/10/2008 : 04:57:53
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I have no problem with someone else using Hammer Time. Yours is a funnier avatar. |
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turrell  "Ohhhh Ohhhh Ohhhh Ohhhh "
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Posted - 05/10/2008 : 06:27:17
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quote: Originally posted by wildhartlivie
I have no problem with someone else using Hammer Time. Yours is a funnier avatar.
Yes but as you got on the joke first I will let you have Hammer Time - I am looking for something specific that i saw some years ago. |
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Cheese_Ed  "The Provolone Ranger"
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Posted - 05/10/2008 : 17:38:49
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This is Cheese from the fabulous Milk and Cheese: Dairy Products Gone Bad comix. Here the 'Wedge of Hate' figurine to go all Misery-like on you with a big-ass hammer. The horror. |
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Cheese_Ed  "The Provolone Ranger"
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Posted - 05/12/2008 : 13:33:45
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I hammered www.fwiffer.com with all the missing avs. |
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